Aubrey Plaza Talking About Angrily Masturbating In A Hillary Clinton T-Shirt, Anyone?

July 24th, 2013 // 20 Comments
Aubrey Plaza Masturbating Conan
WATCH: Aubrey Plaza Talk Masturbating With Conan

Originally I was going to post Bruce Willis being a dick on British radio, but then I saw this clip of Aubrey Plaza talking about masturbating on Conan and thought, “Hmm, people might want to hear about this.” And in case you can’t watch the video, here she is describing the scene to GQ:

“I liked angrily masturbating. I say my own name, which you kind of think could be hot in a way, but it doesn’t come off that way. I’m like, ‘C’mon Brandy. You got this, Brandy.’ But I have two hands up my vagina, and I’m wearing a Hillary Clinton T-shirt.”

Wait, wait, wait. You’re supposed to put two hands into a vagina? Because according to my notes for the day I finally when I have sex all day everyday, it’s supposed to be an erect penis. WHY ARE YOU SUCH A LIAR, THE MIRACLE OF LIFE?!

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  1. brenda

    I really cannot stand this chick. I don’t think she’s smart, I don’t think she’s funny. She always seems like she’s trying so hard to be anarchic. I think she’s just playing up some character that certain idiots seem to relate to. Same goes for her character on P&R.

    • Agreed. Bruce Willis, on the other hand, is a certified controlling, entitled, insecure, condescending, dickish asshole in real life, and that came through loud and clear in the magic FM interview.

  2. Never heard of her.

  3. Mos

    By combining the above two comments, you have my comment.

  4. I’m now mildly interested in illegally downloading this video from the internet one day…

  5. cc

    I’d find watching her masturbate mildly titillating, she strikes me as being dull as dishwater (when was the last time you heard that huh? Probably about the last time Conan was funny.)

  6. She tries too hard. And I’m so over this new breed of slick, Hollywood It-girl who projects this tough, Badass Girl image, making brazen jokes, cursing, etc. – because that’s all it is, an image. It’s not who they really are. Jennifer Lawrence, you too. Stop it already. No one is a supercooltoughprettychick all the time, or even half of the time. How hard is it to just be a real person?

    • Tend to agree with you. There’s no way that all of these super rich, powerful, sought after, young women are all so “down to earth” and normal like the rest of us.

      However, I kinda think Jennifer Lawrence is pretty genuine. If she’s not, then she gets all the credit she deserves for her acting talent cuz’ she’s got the whole thing down pat.

    • cc

      Sadly there seems to be a whole segment of the 13-19 year old female demographic that is emulating that behavior, not realizing that, for the most part, they come across as obnoxious and the only reason guys still talk to them is the faint hope they’ll get laid.

  7. Fred Garvin

    Double fisting and yes there is an echo in here.

  8. I’d gladly watch her masturbate anytime. I would’ve loved to be one of those guys on the crew that day. She’s sexy.

  9. tlmck

    I was wondering why I had never heard of her. It’s because she is on NBC.

  10. Well Played Hollywood…
    *Take out wallet,looks for 3-D,don’t see it, buy ticket for regular showing*
    Well Played…

  11. Carlos Danger

    Unfunny cunt.

  12. Based on a lot of these comments, maybe I’m on the wrong site. Because I do not share their feelings on Aubrey Plaza. While I don’t “relate to her”, she’s funny as hell in Parks and Rec and in Scott Pilgrim and other things I’ve seen her in. Comments on this post should be a litmus test for reading this site. All of you who don’t “get” Aubrey can go someplace else.

  13. ChaCha

    Well, I’ve never heard of her outside of this clip because I’m old and out of it, but I thought the story was funny; she’s cute and doesn’t seem to take herself too seriously; what am I missing?

  14. DirtyFighter

    I love this chick, the rest of you dicknoses can leave her to me whilst you go and sniff your own farts.

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