Aubrey Plaza Talking About Angrily Masturbating In A Hillary Clinton T-Shirt, Anyone?

The Superficial / July 24, 2013

Originally I was going to post Bruce Willis being a dick on British radio, but then I saw this clip of Aubrey Plaza talking about masturbating on Conan and thought, “Hmm, people might want to hear about this.” And in case you can’t watch the video, here she is describing the scene to GQ:

“I liked angrily masturbating. I say my own name, which you kind of think could be hot in a way, but it doesn’t come off that way. I’m like, ‘C’mon Brandy. You got this, Brandy.’ But I have two hands up my vagina, and I’m wearing a Hillary Clinton T-shirt.”

Wait, wait, wait. You’re supposed to put two hands into a vagina? Because according to my notes for the day I finally when I have sex all day everyday, it’s supposed to be an erect penis. WHY ARE YOU SUCH A LIAR, THE MIRACLE OF LIFE?!

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