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- Wait. Gwyneth Paltrow is friends with Nicole Richie? But.. but.. she’s an orphan. [Lainey Gossip]

- This one’s about butts because variety is the spice of life. The butt-spice. [theCHIVE]

- Scott Baio’s penis really does a number on women, doesn’t it? [Dlisted]

- The time Joseph Gordon-Levitt photobombed the Obamas. [BuzzFeed]

- Sophia Bush in short shorts, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Heather Locklear is going on blind dates with random dudes now further proving all that stuff I just said about Scott Baio’s penis. [TooFab]

- Apparently JWoww got engaged. Whoopity doo. [Celebslam]

- Here’s an old pic of Brooke Shields smoking weed with H.R. from Bad Brains because your day wasn’t random enough. [IDLYITW]

- Hello, Lucy Pinder lingerie pictures… [Hollywood Tuna]

- If you click through anything today, make it this Armond White slideshow. You’ll thank me. [FilmDrunk]

- Here’s Cameron Diaz thinking she’s all fancy without any pants. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- You can tell just how much Sofia Vergara cares about the event she’s at by the amount of cleavage she shows. [Just Jared]

- An ex-Scientologist reviews The Master and hopefully explains how the whole thing proves Tom Cruise is a gay Martian. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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