Aubrey O’Day & Pauly D Broke Up
Aubrey O’Day and Pauly D from Jersey Shore were apparently banging, but that’s over now, according to E! News. More importantly, Photo Boy made a gallery of Aubrey O’Day’s butt and boob parts, so I’m going to stop talking now because half of you don’t even know who these people are, and I don’t feel like breaking out the charts about which one fucked a pickle-eating Ewok and which one blew Puff Daddy. It could be either of them.