Aubrey O’Day’s in a Bikini Again and
Other News

May 31st, 2011 // 225 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Celebrities at The Beach without their hooches hanging out. Aubrey. [TooFab]

- Being Courtney Love‘s maid sucks. Who knew? [Popeater]

- Angelina Jolie‘s Cleopatra won’t be a sex symbol which everyone knew the minute they cast Angelina Jolie. [Huffington Post]

- Amber Rose didn’t ask for this life. It was shoved into her thong like a sweaty dollar bill. [Dlisted]

- Shakira wants her boyfriend to masturbate in the crowd at her concerts. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jenna Jameson’s lips have a natural, healthy look. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Just like Katie Price’s body. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems. [theCHIVE]

- This chick must have peeped Chris Brown‘s cell phone from the crowd. [Bossip]

- Mark-Paul Gosselaar still has to answer questions about being Zack Morris. [Maxim]

- And Christina Aguilera still gets hilariously drunk all the time. [IDLYITW]

- Candice Swanepoel used to feel like she was too skinny and unattrac… *listens for collective groan across entire Internet. [Celebslam]

- Hot Chicks on Twitter Who Don’t Look Like Gandhi [Bleacher Report]

- Scott Disick had four parties for his birthday because he’s a 16-year-old girl. [TooFab]

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  1. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    this photo is just.. totally uncalled for.

  2. Jock McCrock

    if she was in a public place surely she would be arrested for some kind of indecent exposure offence? Just because you can’t see the cleft itself on display surely doesn’t mean that it is socially acceptable to have the most of the puss on display. Or am I getting old at the age of 33?

  3. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s right, I said I want it cut so low that you can actually see the vapors wafting off my vajayjay. Then cover me in a heavy blanket in an homage to Pocahontas. So concludes my plan to get Neil Young’s 1,000 pelts! Mwahaha!”

  4. LRonHoover

    All the seagulls just puked up their fish

  5. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    god, why?

  6. Fish. Please define “IN”.

  7. titsonsnackington

    Interesting. Your vag must hang pretty low if you can see the top of the inside of each leg yet still manage to cover your vagina.

  8. Whatever

    Who is this? and why do I care? Oh wait, I don’t.

  9. Lisa

    I think she looks odd like she had a c-section. And I had one last year so unfortunately I can say that. Sorry but that just looks…weird.

  10. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Why doesn’t she just do porn already? EEEEWWWWW she is gross and full of cellulite.

  11. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Toxic Buddy
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d rather look directly at the sun than this.

  12. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I never thought I’d say this, but please bring back the pictures of Ke$ha on the beach. please

  13. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    saggy implants. interesting

    • reformed_druid

      Just because they are big it doesn’t mean they are implants. These are not, you can tell.

  14. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    ew!! not only is she chubby, but someone pull up her damn pants!!! GROSS….hiking them DOWN won’t hide your fatty love handles, it just makes us all want to puke….she needs to get her fat ass away from the camera before it breaks….or she eats it!!

  15. anonym

    who the fuck is this wide looking bitch ?

  16. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    If you squint hard enough it looks like an obese cyclops with a porn ‘stache.

  17. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know what you guys are complaining about. Kirstie Allie is looking pretty good in these pics.

  18. Marco

    Part of me is disgusted, part of me wants to nail it. I am currently in therapy right now.

  19. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    what the fuck. do people who are friends with celebrities not have balls? no one seems to tell these people that they can NOT walk out of the house like that

  20. KC

    This style of grooming is known as the “perpendicular landing strip.”

  21. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    s'up bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the fuck took a machete to this bitch? Cover THAT SHIT UP!

  22. boingo

    breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

  23. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    s'up bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh great I’m gay now thanks Fish!

  24. LEB

    Um… you’re not supposed to have vag cleavage.

  25. E

    Disney’s newest princess: Poontahontas.

  26. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    How difficult can it be to see the difference between a belt and a bikinibottom?

  27. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    The sad thing, if she dressed properly she has the potential to be a relatively attractive individual. I just don’t get how she can look in the mirror and think she looks good….ew.

  28. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    wowww ill sure masturbate with these photos..

  29. Mememe

    Ok Ok she’s fat….. but what the hell did she do to her face ? injections, implants, botox ? just weird. Next time she needs to spend her money where she needs it.

  30. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Candy Bender
    Commented on this photo:

    Keep your clothes on Aubrey, it leaves something to the imagination. The reality isn’t pretty or sexy.

  31. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    didn’t need to see her FUPA…..

  32. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Photographer: “Uh, Miss O’Day, your vagina’s out. Could you do something about that. It’s not flattering.”

  33. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to choose… Some better bikini bottoms.. This is entirely unflattering. “HEY GUYS, LOOK AT MY VAGINA POOCH, ISN’T IT SEXAY? LOOKS LIKE PLUCKED CHICKEN.”

  34. cc

    Aubray O’Day is actually the North American Indian phrase for short, lumpy slut.

  35. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Why wear anything at all. Please! Just go nude!

  36. Cardinal Fang

    How did the clitoral hood not makes it’s appearance while she was walking?

  37. smash

    woof. nice fringed vagina. yuck,

  38. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Kaywoodie Sucker
    Commented on this photo:

    nothing the fuck wrong with that.

  39. Booger

    I’d like to lick the stink off of her pussy and asshole….she can squat right on my mouth and then piss on my balls and dick

  40. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    This doesn’t even look like the same woman, weird.

  41. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    call me a whale shagger! I’d hit that in a heartbeat!!

  42. DFLY

    You know it’s bad when you have cellulite in the front. Just think about it, she hasn’t even had kids yet.

  43. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Pull that fucking thing up, you crazy cracked out nutjob

  44. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok well that angle is better. But the others, my GOD. Bad

  45. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Not. Flattering.

  46. steve

    Anybody want a foul giant mustache ride?

  47. Pippy Longcockings

    She looks like she’s auditioning for the adult version of the Disney classic “PokeaHotAss”.

  48. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Humperdinck van Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d suck out her ear wax and put it on a cracker.

  49. sam

    haha why does her crotch look like an armpit. i’m glad she’s gotten everything she hoped for

  50. DJ Skribbles

    I just wanna slap that fat pussy

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