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- Celebrities at The Beach without their hooches hanging out. Aubrey. [TooFab]
- Being Courtney Love‘s maid sucks. Who knew? [Popeater]
- Angelina Jolie‘s Cleopatra won’t be a sex symbol which everyone knew the minute they cast Angelina Jolie. [Huffington Post]
- Amber Rose didn’t ask for this life. It was shoved into her thong like a sweaty dollar bill. [Dlisted]
- Shakira wants her boyfriend to masturbate in the crowd at her concerts. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jenna Jameson’s lips have a natural, healthy look. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Just like Katie Price’s body. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems. [theCHIVE]
- This chick must have peeped Chris Brown‘s cell phone from the crowd. [Bossip]
- Mark-Paul Gosselaar still has to answer questions about being Zack Morris. [Maxim]
- And Christina Aguilera still gets hilariously drunk all the time. [IDLYITW]
- Candice Swanepoel used to feel like she was too skinny and unattrac… *listens for collective groan across entire Internet. [Celebslam]
- Hot Chicks on Twitter Who Don’t Look Like Gandhi [Bleacher Report]
- Scott Disick had four parties for his birthday because he’s a 16-year-old girl. [TooFab]
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I just jizzed in my pants
Standing ovation, for her and her bikini wax specialist!! Nothing beats a waxed beaver!!
when it’s waxed it can’t be called a “beaver” anymore. i think people call it a “sphinx” or “front-bum”.
I damn near puked when I saw this… she is the epitome of a white trash ho.
There, there, what a sensitive soul you are, poor thing
Is it weird that this is super hot to me??
@ LEviC
if by weird you mean disgusting then yes.
So had a Tummy Tuck!!
There’s no tummy tuck there… not sure what you think you are seeing?
first?
Dork?
That’s quite a tuck you have there, sir.
first! :o)
Dork! 8======D
ha ha!
that’s a riser for sure – her skin looks like it can really soak up an oversize load too
i wish she pulled her panties juuust a lil lower, a lil lower, just a lil more…there…i mean really what’s the point of those frills anyway?
interesting take on the whole hiphugger thing.. me like
hello my name is vagina
Maybe if I poke her belly while reaming her, she’ll giggle.
bwahahaha, my thoughts exactly.
“Wears” is apparently a relative word…
What is she known for again? World peace? The water engine? Anything?
I’m Blind.
ew she is GROSS. Look at those legs…
just my words…
For real!!
Women will ALWAYS find flaws in other women. It’s called “insecurity”.
Jeezus tap dancing christ.
A poncho & a fringe is unusual poolside garb.
That puss & those thighs ain’t exactly ready for primetime in bright daylight.
ewww man, has she had kids? and the worst part is she probably thinks she looks good
That’s not a bikini, that’s Khloe Kardashian’s eyebrow.
ha!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
lmao!
Trying just a taaaad too hard…
Usually when a woman’s essential clothing cover is falling in public off she’ll take immediate action so that she won’t be arrested for indecent exposure.
Aubrey apparently isn’t like most women.
Smell that? It’s quad core xenon processors melting down under the load all that pussy fat and hail damage brings to photoshop’s blur tool.
WIN!
Remind me of lumpy dough.
C-Section scars and cellulite. MMMMMM . . . SEXAY!!!
Someone left the playdoh in the rain…
I don’t think that I can take it,
cuz it took so long to bake it…
Holy Cow! How OLD are you to remember MacArthur’s Park…oh wait….
What the hell is she thinking? I would say she’s on crack but she is rotund so I dunno how to explain this…
mooooo moooooo
Poor Boba Fett, stuck in there for 1000 years…
LOL. Sarlacc ftw.
Nice tummy tuck scar.
OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That IS a tummy tuck scar! Damn! Why not cover that up hun. ?!
I was thinking C-Section but tummy tuck works…
Aubrey: “It is the fashion of my home planet, Cellulitus.”
Even black men won’t want her now…
hahhahaha
me likey , she juicy
My mom is a whore!
Look at that catcher’s mitt.
Now THAT’S a botched bikini wax.
its just a nasty vagina
Fish, why do you hate us? Why? What have we done to you?
Let’s relax, sit down, and maybe have a beer. Let’s talk this through before you post any more pictures, okay?
good idea – we need a “Beer Summit” to get a handle on this bullshit right quick
can’t wait to see the “after” pics.
Buwahahaha! Oh my. Girls today, I tell you. I’ve never been more proud of the 34 year old woman I am. Thank you Aubrey. Whoever the hell you are, just thank you.
It’s nice to see Tara Reid get some meat on those bones.
What. The. Fuck. Even her vag has stretch marks.
Thought I was the only one who noticed. How does that even happen? Wait…
What. The. Fuck. Do you look like?
euuuuwww.
she took out her belly ring. That is my say something nice.
This just fulfilled someone’s twisted fantasy – Jabba the Hut attempting to cross dress as a Slave Princess Leia.
She hasn’t had a c-section..thats the sad part.
Photoshop is gonna have a meltdown when they try to retouch those photos.
They’ll need to daisy chain a Cray into the processing chain to Photoshop those lines. It looks a terrifying Spirit from a Studio Ghibli animation.
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
This is photoshopped already.
Oh great, I love to see vagina in the morning
Me too! Today’s gunna be awesome!!!
gross…..just gross. those are lipo scars btw or tummy tuck. c-section scars are a small horizontal line just above where her stiring starts.
I was so horrified by this, bolted from my chair and ran full speed into my living room wall.
There’s nothing wrong with a woman being a little meaty, but she looks like yesterday’s trash in that get-up.
I was unaware you could get cellulite bumps in places less attractive than your thighs. Good to know…but not really.
Thanks for showing us your pussy…I guess.
She’s hot, from the eyebrows up. Not so much the rest.
Not even, she has hideous roots.
(To the tune of “Goodbye Horses” by Q. Lazzarus)
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.
Too friggin funny!
win!
lmao
Why do I have a craving for raw chicken skin all of the sudden?