Aubrey O’Day’s in a Bikini Again and
Other News

May 31st, 2011 // 225 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Celebrities at The Beach without their hooches hanging out. Aubrey. [TooFab]

- Being Courtney Love‘s maid sucks. Who knew? [Popeater]

- Angelina Jolie‘s Cleopatra won’t be a sex symbol which everyone knew the minute they cast Angelina Jolie. [Huffington Post]

- Amber Rose didn’t ask for this life. It was shoved into her thong like a sweaty dollar bill. [Dlisted]

- Shakira wants her boyfriend to masturbate in the crowd at her concerts. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jenna Jameson’s lips have a natural, healthy look. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Just like Katie Price’s body. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems. [theCHIVE]

- This chick must have peeped Chris Brown‘s cell phone from the crowd. [Bossip]

- Mark-Paul Gosselaar still has to answer questions about being Zack Morris. [Maxim]

- And Christina Aguilera still gets hilariously drunk all the time. [IDLYITW]

- Candice Swanepoel used to feel like she was too skinny and unattrac… *listens for collective groan across entire Internet. [Celebslam]

- Hot Chicks on Twitter Who Don’t Look Like Gandhi [Bleacher Report]

- Scott Disick had four parties for his birthday because he’s a 16-year-old girl. [TooFab]

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  1. SMH

    I just jizzed in my pants

  2. pixie


  3. That’s quite a tuck you have there, sir.

  4. pixie

    first! :o)

  5. beeyoing

    that’s a riser for sure – her skin looks like it can really soak up an oversize load too

  6. pixie

    i wish she pulled her panties juuust a lil lower, a lil lower, just a lil more…there…i mean really what’s the point of those frills anyway?

  7. interesting take on the whole hiphugger thing.. me like

  8. tattoo joe

    hello my name is vagina

  9. Drew

    Maybe if I poke her belly while reaming her, she’ll giggle.

  10. “Wears” is apparently a relative word…

  11. jumpin_j

    What is she known for again? World peace? The water engine? Anything?

  12. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m Blind.

  13. DD

    ew she is GROSS. Look at those legs…

  14. Cock Dr

    Jeezus tap dancing christ.
    A poncho & a fringe is unusual poolside garb.
    That puss & those thighs ain’t exactly ready for primetime in bright daylight.

  15. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Guy Smiley
    Commented on this photo:

    ewww man, has she had kids? and the worst part is she probably thinks she looks good

  16. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not a bikini, that’s Khloe Kardashian’s eyebrow.

  17. Q-Bert

    Trying just a taaaad too hard…

  18. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Usually when a woman’s essential clothing cover is falling in public off she’ll take immediate action so that she won’t be arrested for indecent exposure.
    Aubrey apparently isn’t like most women.

  19. Richard McBeef

    Smell that? It’s quad core xenon processors melting down under the load all that pussy fat and hail damage brings to photoshop’s blur tool.

  20. Drundel

    Remind me of lumpy dough.

  21. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    C-Section scars and cellulite. MMMMMM . . . SEXAY!!!

  22. UnholyKrep

    Someone left the playdoh in the rain…
    I don’t think that I can take it,
    cuz it took so long to bake it…

  23. Big Ass Bunny Feet

    What the hell is she thinking? I would say she’s on crack but she is rotund so I dunno how to explain this…

  24. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    mooooo moooooo

  25. CptCreep

    Poor Boba Fett, stuck in there for 1000 years…

  26. Justin

    Nice tummy tuck scar.

  27. Bucky Barnes

    Aubrey: “It is the fashion of my home planet, Cellulitus.”

  28. Venom

    Even black men won’t want her now…

  29. oneone

    me likey , she juicy

  30. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    My mom is a whore!

  31. jayef

    Look at that catcher’s mitt.

  32. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Now THAT’S a botched bikini wax.

  33. Rancid

    Fish, why do you hate us? Why? What have we done to you?

    Let’s relax, sit down, and maybe have a beer. Let’s talk this through before you post any more pictures, okay?

  34. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    can’t wait to see the “after” pics.

  35. Bring On The Sun

    Buwahahaha! Oh my. Girls today, I tell you. I’ve never been more proud of the 34 year old woman I am. Thank you Aubrey. Whoever the hell you are, just thank you.

  36. Scully

    It’s nice to see Tara Reid get some meat on those bones.

  37. What. The. Fuck. Even her vag has stretch marks.

  38. Clarence Beeks


    she took out her belly ring. That is my say something nice.

  39. HC66

    This just fulfilled someone’s twisted fantasy – Jabba the Hut attempting to cross dress as a Slave Princess Leia.

  40. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She hasn’t had a c-section..thats the sad part.

  41. Can

    Photoshop is gonna have a meltdown when they try to retouch those photos.

  42. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh great, I love to see vagina in the morning

  43. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    gross…..just gross. those are lipo scars btw or tummy tuck. c-section scars are a small horizontal line just above where her stiring starts.

  44. I was so horrified by this, bolted from my chair and ran full speed into my living room wall.

  45. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s nothing wrong with a woman being a little meaty, but she looks like yesterday’s trash in that get-up.

  46. KWDragon

    I was unaware you could get cellulite bumps in places less attractive than your thighs. Good to know…but not really.

  47. Burrito Supreme

    Thanks for showing us your pussy…I guess.

  48. Paul McCartney

    She’s hot, from the eyebrows up. Not so much the rest.

  49. Matty

    (To the tune of “Goodbye Horses” by Q. Lazzarus)

    Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.

  50. Why do I have a craving for raw chicken skin all of the sudden?

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