The 2013 American Music Awards

November 25th, 2013 // 170 Comments

Here’s the rest of The 2013 American Music Awards which is almost entirely an excuse to post pics of Aubrey O’Day‘s breasts because we have Christ in our hearts. Then again, the presence of Ke$ha suggests maybe it’s Satan. I’m not a priest.

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  1. Ke$ha 2013 American Music Awards
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    Not even with a stolen dick

  2. Aubrey ODay 2013 American Music Awards
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    The Japanese are making strides in those sex dolls but when I fuck one , it still feels like a dead clammy fish with no soul.

  3. Aubrey ODay 2013 American Music Awards
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    Ok, it’s clearly not an optical illusion…her tits are two completely different sizes.

  4. Ke$ha 2013 American Music Awards
    caley
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    Photo taken at the exact moment she remembered she was, in fact, Kesha.

  5. Aubrey ODay 2013 American Music Awards
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    Am I the only person who can’t stand Sarah Silverman? I don’t really think she’s funny at all… she’s really obnoxious and she looks like a dude.

  6. Aubrey ODay 2013 American Music Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    The tits say ‘Yes’ but the eyes say ‘Duhhh’.

  7. Nicole Richie 2013 American Music Awards
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    The way Nicole’s dress is cut makes no sense. She weighs like one pound, but that weird cut in the back somehow makes her look fat.

  8. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
    Cock Dr
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    4 SALE see Kris K 4 details

  9. Taylor Swift The 2013 American Music Awards
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    She is sexy as fuck, crazy, but sexy as fuck.

  10. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
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    Chick is hot.

  11. Taylor Swift The 2013 American Music Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    Many of times I love watching women reach between their legs to find paradise. But with her it just creeps the hell out of me.

  12. Sarah Silverman 2013 American Music Awards
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    She is decently pretty and attractive with a nice body until she opens her mouth.

  13. Taylor Swift The 2013 American Music Awards
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    cunnilingus deprivation

  14. Nicole Richie 2013 American Music Awards
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    Classy.

  15. Taylor Swift The 2013 American Music Awards
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    Damn.

  16. Ke$ha 2013 American Music Awards
    eatme
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    Her body looks like a stump

  17. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
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    Very nice.

  18. Ke$ha 2013 American Music Awards
    jal
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    She looks like an old woman hiking up her granny panties.

  19. Naya Rivera 2013 American Music Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    Next time a woman dresses like this then tells me ‘Hey, I’m up here!’ I’m punching her in the face.

  20. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    Based on that necklace how come she’ not falling forward as we speak? Considering the Kardashian ballast ass won’t be installed ’till Tuesday.

  21. Ke$ha 2013 American Music Awards
    JennaBlon
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    If Lady Gaga And Sarah Jessica Parker Had A Love Child? I Will Forever Be Scarred By The Mere Mental Picture. Quick, Hand Me The Brain Bleach!

  22. Ke$ha 2013 American Music Awards
    foobar
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    Has anyone ever seen her and Sarah Jessica Parker in the same stable?

  23. Sarah Silverman 2013 American Music Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    If I had to choose between getting kicked in the balls by a mule or listening to her… OK, I’d listen to her.

  24. Ke$ha 2013 American Music Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    Must… Eat… Brains!

  25. Aubrey ODay 2013 American Music Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    What Jenna Jameson thinks she still looks like.

  26. Taylor Swift The 2013 American Music Awards
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    “I make my boyfriends buy me a pony just for a peek between my legs, so don’t think anyone’s getting a free upskirt shot.”

  27. Taylor Swift The 2013 American Music Awards
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    I don’t get it. It has a vagina, blonde hair and is potentially insane.
    There are tons of them out there.

  28. Naya Rivera 2013 American Music Awards
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    I don’t even remember what real breasts look like any more.

  29. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
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    They’re not even feeding the younglings! At least Kim and Wookie got to have their whale-days.

  30. Aubrey ODay 2013 American Music Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    The red dress blends with the carpet on purpose. So, when she lays on it and a producer falls over her she can sue/extort him.

  31. Aubrey ODay 2013 American Music Awards
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    Admit it, you didn’t even know she HAD eyes before. Well played, Aubrey.

  32. Ke$ha 2013 American Music Awards
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    She looks like a contestant from HeeHaw does Drag-race University.

  33. Taylor Swift The 2013 American Music Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    Somewhere in Japan an animator just had an idea for a new female character.

  34. Ke$ha 2013 American Music Awards
    P. Kerr
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    She looks like she’s about to hurl.
    It’s like looking in a mirror.

  35. Aubrey ODay 2013 American Music Awards
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    She’s so over inflated it’s making her eyes pop.

  36. Aubrey ODay 2013 American Music Awards
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    Was this seriously “the rest of the AMAs”? Three famewhores, a comedian, a singing actress with cleavage, and only two other actual musical recording artists? I hope Reddit does a better job for next year.

  37. Aubrey ODay 2013 American Music Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    Based on that look someone just asked her to comment on the second law of thermodynamics or kittens.

  38. Aubrey ODay 2013 American Music Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    OK, I totally would. But I also just established I have no standards whatsoever.

  39. Nicole Richie 2013 American Music Awards
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    Ok, I’m officially Befuddled. I have now looked at 5 chicks I previously would shudder and skip past, but now are incredibly HOT!!. Are my already low standards slipping or did the AMA’s start using live Videoshop!!

  40. Ke$ha 2013 American Music Awards
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    All that shit I said on the previous picture. Nevermind.

  41. Aubrey ODay 2013 American Music Awards
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    Why was she at the American Music Awards? Surely there were other sluts there to pass out wonk-titted blow jobs?

  42. Aubrey ODay 2013 American Music Awards
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    WiTF happened to her, this is the pig I am used to seeing:
    http://i1.cdnds.net/12/25/618×910/aubrey_oday_15_wenn3948362.jpg
    Whoever this version is, I am incredibly turned on by. Please explain.

  43. Ke$ha 2013 American Music Awards
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    I can tell when I put something on if it looks shitty.

  44. Nicole Richie 2013 American Music Awards
    Crack is Whack
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    Seriously though, where is her butt crack??

  45. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
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    First time honestly I have thought………….Meh……….

  46. Kendall Jenner 2013 American Music Awards
    Mitch
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    Why is she there? She has nothing to do with the music industry. Hell, the closest she gets to it is Kanye using her step-sister as a cum-dumpster.

  47. Nicole Richie 2013 American Music Awards
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Skeletalicious

  48. Taylor Swift The 2013 American Music Awards
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    This bitch is like Algebra hot. – 11P + 10B = -1TS if P = Personality, B = Body, and TS = Taylor Swift.

  49. Ke$ha 2013 American Music Awards
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    These boots are made for mocking…

  50. Sarah Silverman Justin Timberlake 2013 American Music Awards
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    He should stab that humor vampire with that sharp award. I heard that’s what kills them before they suck the funny out.

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