Last night was the launch of Kim Kardashian‘s something or rather, except whoops! Someone made the mistake of inviting Aubrey O’Day and her equal, if not far more desperate penchant for whore-tittery, so let’s focus entirely on that. Mainly because I want to see if Kim uninvites her from her wedding now like the 50 guests she was forced to by the fire marshal.
KIM: So, listen, I’m really sorry, but you can’t come to my wedding now.
AUBREY: Why not?
KIM: Your fake tits are a fire hazard.
AUBREY: But your whole family has them…
KIM: Yes, but we all made appointments six months in advance to get fire retardant ones. Did you make an appointment six months in advance to get fire retardant ones?
AUBREY: No.
KIM: And that’s why you can’t come. Also, I told TMZ you have herpes.
AUBREY: Did they write about it?!
KIM: Guy said maybe tomorrow.
AUBREY: *jumps up and down* SQUEEEEE!!
Photo: Splash News, WENN
COWS are backing her up, folks?
Seriously, what an idiot!! Looking at the other pics, I’m convinced that dress was made to be worn at least 3-4 inches higher up the body…. someone punch her in the face already, it’s disgusting. (the way she thinks wearing the dress like that is hot and her face.)
yeah… look at pic 14, the very top part of her dress where it’s pink, where the pink bottom ends, should be aligned with the bottom of her boobs. but its like halfway down her midsection.. and so much space between her armpit and where the dress starts on top lololol
The said thing is, if she had worn the dress higher up, it would have pushed up the other boob to match the one that looks like it’s trying to escape, at least making them look somewhat normal.
1. Ummmm….she paid for those? Bitch needs a refund.
2. Her handler should be executed promptly for letting her wear that 6th grade recital dress out in public.
3. Where the shit are her nip-nips? Maybe they point south, like a compass.
What exactly is going on here?
I don’t think there’s enough brain activity going on in there to light a nite-lite bulb.
This one legal, yet?
Ah, yes! The ringleader of this crew of mutants. She should be tried before the International Court in The Hague for crimes against humanity.
Moooooo!!!
this is tragic
How can you have veins showing through your skin when you’re that dark?
First reaction: Miley Cyrus 10 years from now!
those little things on the straps are there so they could be used to adjust the dress so it sits properly! what the freakin he*l is she thinking…
It’s falling down AND way too tight… what a chaotic unfortunate combo!
She looks crrraaaaazzzyy. Hope she is taking her meds.
@ Dr Emersom….no she’s not taking her meds! If she were, reality would have told her that her 15 min’s were up five years ago…lol
Why is she famous again?
She’s really a whore. Sluts like her can’t use the brain, that’s why they’re appealing showing ass and boobs; Her boobs are sagging and drooping, in fact: “hi, look at my boobs, look how beautiful” … and what the hell with her face? I always thought that makeup was to make woman more attractive, no more ugly.
She has great blood flow through those jugs !
Wtf is wrong with her boobs?!! God, it literally looks painful to have them smashed down like that – pull your friggin dress up, wth..
My tits are WAY perkier than that, and they’re REAL.
PROVE IT!
Poor girl, she used to be so attractive. Smh, just sad.
She looks like she was beaten with the ugly stick and then later beaten with another stick uglier then the first.
Also, how is this pic not the lead? Someone’s getting sloppy.
I believe this is supposed to be wore higher. Look at the amount of space this dress has at the boobs area. She probably loosened the straps to barely cover her nipples.
Esta p* no tiene nada ni por delante ni por atras!
Don’t be jealous dear…
Well, I love aubrey, sexy quality about her. I like this new actress Marcy diamond too. Seen her on vh1 @marcydiamond
Love this bitch!