- Apparently you can post pics of hot chicks online and the Internet will find/stalk them for you. We live in a golden age. [theCHIVE]
- Leonardo DiCaprio takes all his girlfriends bike riding presumably so they can pack their shit faster. Keeps ‘em limber. [Lainey Gossip]
- The Drunk Celebrity Hall of Fame [BuzzFeed]
- Jennifer Aniston defiled the Vatican City with her kneecaps. [Dlisted]
- Vanessa Hudgens‘ cleavage works out. [Popoholic]
- And what’s up, Jennifer Lawrence‘s legs? [IDLYITW]
- The Kardashian children swear Kris Jenner is pimping them out. She just sometimes takes off her belt and beats them off the hood of a town car if they don’t pose for the cameras. That’s all. [TooFab]
- Kate Upton‘s eating popsicles now. Bless you, GQ. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Torrie Wilson is still wearing bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Zac Efron parked in a handicap space, so just assume it was to impress Nicole Kidman. “My penis is so big it gives me MS. It’s my struggle. So you happy with Keith?” [Celebslam]
- Nobody saw Rock of Ages this weekend. Golden. Age. [FilmDrunk]
- Jesus, they’re talking about remaking Twilight already? I take back all that golden age talk. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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Someone should liberate those poor dogs from the uber bimbo. They are probably sick from a daily diet of peanut butter.
if you look deep into the one on the lefts eyes you will see the true nature of suffering
I’ll see your Coco and raise you another blonde, greasy dirigible.
Really man?
Also, some of the amateurs in that Chive gallery are astonishing.
Each eye is looking at the opposite direction.
Actually they’re not, but I do spy quite a few stretch marks!! Geez, wait til she squeezes out some puppies.
I like that it doesn’t bother her though.
Who is this hideous creature again?
A woman. The kind of creature your homosexuality prevents you from being attracted to.
Since when did modern medicine start engineering trannys like this?
She doesn’t seem like the type of girl that would choose a bikini that covers the tits but exposes the love-handles.
Stupiditron 5000 powering…dooownn
Christina Aguilera thinks this is disgusting
As long as they have vaginas you wouldn’t bang either one, bro. Let’s not kid ourselves.
Gross and classless. I don’t get why people like to turn their skin orange. And god knows that tummy is looking bulgy and gross or this hoe would be parading around in a string bikini.
Man are you a jealous, bitter hag.:)
And you really need to get a fucking life and quit sticking up for this no talent orange slag. She’s nasty. I wouldn’t trade looks with her for the world.
Not quite fake enough. Keep tryin’ girl.
brown bananas
what happened to this chick?
now there’s a look that’ll get you out of bed in the morning
What a sweet kid, class act all the way. Top graduate from the Coco Charm School.
And what is that ho known for? Oh she’s a singer or something or does she hang around ballers trying to be a ballmer mama?
Just another trailer park hoochie to me.
This disgusting thing with its poorly done bolt-ons and stretch-marked orange skin needs to go away. Fucking A, she’s only 28, but looks closer to 48.
Does she know she looks fat / thick / nasty?
You’re either a f@g or a jealous pig. Other than the tan there is nothing wrong with this chick. She’s actually pretty fucking sexy.
Does she realize she looks fat / thick / gross / nasty?
Do you realize you are gay/queer/homosexual?
Her upper torso has cleavage too… takes away some attention from those implants!
Honestly, her body wouldn’t be so bad if A: she realized that suit is 2 sizes too small. B: weren’t idolizing Tan Mom and C: her face weren’t ugly.
At least she’s giving us a peek at what little Kim is going for…
Wow, this is SO the white woman, Lil Kim would want to look like!!!
Damn. I’m heading to the Hard Rock today, hope they deloused the place.
Damn. I’m heading to the Hard Rock today, hope they deloused the place.
this one is an extremely guilty and shamefilled desire for me. i can’t explain why, but heavens to betsy!….given the opportunity, i’d absolutely love to take a ferocious and deep, nasally-based inhale of her dung launcer. sick i know, but christ on his throne! – she makes my pants tight.
that’s “launcher”. although as i edit i’m reminded how voraciously i’d lance her manure cannon.
I hope she put some deodorant under her breasts. Looks pretty sweaty under there.
Just like her career, she looks “well done”.
Heidi Klum
This whole pictorial is a testament to the trickery of photography. In some pictures she is hot and in others the complete opposite.
Wow! Coco is really slimming down.
What? Aubrey who?
Don’t worry, they’re both women. You wouldn’t be interested.
Oh, hey Aubrey!
When the stretchmarks on yer tits are showing, it’s time to cover those fuckers up!
The tan’s got to go. But the body is much sexier than the starving crackwhores usually around these parts.
Fuck yeah!
Without the orange spray tan and the Barbi eye makeup she’d probably be very attractive.
OMFG it’s blonde Snookie!!! Kill it!
Aubrey, Aubrey, Aubrey – where are your damn pants? is this even a pool party?
that is how cokeheads look, say no to drugs
pretty
Jwoww or paris hilton impression
looks good there
Have you tried stripper yet ? I think that will be a much more rewarding career move for you.