Aubrey O’Day Had A Pool Party And Other News

June 18th, 2012 // 55 Comments

- Apparently you can post pics of hot chicks online and the Internet will find/stalk them for you. We live in a golden age. [theCHIVE]

- Leonardo DiCaprio takes all his girlfriends bike riding presumably so they can pack their shit faster. Keeps ‘em limber. [Lainey Gossip]

- The Drunk Celebrity Hall of Fame [BuzzFeed]

- Jennifer Aniston defiled the Vatican City with her kneecaps. [Dlisted]

- Vanessa Hudgens‘ cleavage works out. [Popoholic]

- And what’s up, Jennifer Lawrence‘s legs? [IDLYITW]

- The Kardashian children swear Kris Jenner is pimping them out. She just sometimes takes off her belt and beats them off the hood of a town car if they don’t pose for the cameras. That’s all. [TooFab]

- Kate Upton‘s eating popsicles now. Bless you, GQ. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Torrie Wilson is still wearing bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Zac Efron parked in a handicap space, so just assume it was to impress Nicole Kidman. “My penis is so big it gives me MS. It’s my struggle. So you happy with Keith?” [Celebslam]

- Nobody saw Rock of Ages this weekend. Golden. Age. [FilmDrunk]

- Jesus, they’re talking about remaking Twilight already? I take back all that golden age talk. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    Cock Dr
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    Someone should liberate those poor dogs from the uber bimbo. They are probably sick from a daily diet of peanut butter.

  2. cc

    I’ll see your Coco and raise you another blonde, greasy dirigible.

  3. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    King Diamond
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    Really man?

  4. cc

    Also, some of the amateurs in that Chive gallery are astonishing.

  5. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Each eye is looking at the opposite direction.

  6. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    King Diamond
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    Who is this hideous creature again?

  7. Dan Quayle

    Since when did modern medicine start engineering trannys like this?

  8. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    DeucePickle
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    She doesn’t seem like the type of girl that would choose a bikini that covers the tits but exposes the love-handles.

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    Rising Dragon Fist
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    Stupiditron 5000 powering…dooownn

  10. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    Commented on this photo:

    Christina Aguilera thinks this is disgusting

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    lily
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    Gross and classless. I don’t get why people like to turn their skin orange. And god knows that tummy is looking bulgy and gross or this hoe would be parading around in a string bikini.

  12. kimmykimkim

    Not quite fake enough. Keep tryin’ girl.

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    AAPL made me rich!
    Commented on this photo:

    brown bananas

  14. mrsmass

    what happened to this chick?

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    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    now there’s a look that’ll get you out of bed in the morning

  16. lawn

    What a sweet kid, class act all the way. Top graduate from the Coco Charm School.

  17. terry

    And what is that ho known for? Oh she’s a singer or something or does she hang around ballers trying to be a ballmer mama?
    Just another trailer park hoochie to me.

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    Josh
    Commented on this photo:

    This disgusting thing with its poorly done bolt-ons and stretch-marked orange skin needs to go away. Fucking A, she’s only 28, but looks closer to 48.

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    taco
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she know she looks fat / thick / nasty?

    • GQ

      You’re either a f@g or a jealous pig. Other than the tan there is nothing wrong with this chick. She’s actually pretty fucking sexy.

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    taco
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she realize she looks fat / thick / gross / nasty?

  21. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    Commented on this photo:

    Her upper torso has cleavage too… takes away some attention from those implants!

  22. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
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    Honestly, her body wouldn’t be so bad if A: she realized that suit is 2 sizes too small. B: weren’t idolizing Tan Mom and C: her face weren’t ugly.

  23. Crissy

    At least she’s giving us a peek at what little Kim is going for…

  24. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, this is SO the white woman, Lil Kim would want to look like!!!

  25. mandas

    Damn. I’m heading to the Hard Rock today, hope they deloused the place.

  26. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    mandas
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn. I’m heading to the Hard Rock today, hope they deloused the place.

  27. mel

    this one is an extremely guilty and shamefilled desire for me. i can’t explain why, but heavens to betsy!….given the opportunity, i’d absolutely love to take a ferocious and deep, nasally-based inhale of her dung launcer. sick i know, but christ on his throne! – she makes my pants tight.

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    Emersom Bigguns
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    I hope she put some deodorant under her breasts. Looks pretty sweaty under there.

  29. vgrly

    Just like her career, she looks “well done”.

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    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Heidi Klum

  31. This whole pictorial is a testament to the trickery of photography. In some pictures she is hot and in others the complete opposite.

  32. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
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    Wow! Coco is really slimming down.

    What? Aubrey who?

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    Beezus
    Commented on this photo:

    When the stretchmarks on yer tits are showing, it’s time to cover those fuckers up!

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    GQ
    Commented on this photo:

    The tan’s got to go. But the body is much sexier than the starving crackwhores usually around these parts.

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    GQ
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck yeah!

  36. Burt

    Without the orange spray tan and the Barbi eye makeup she’d probably be very attractive.

  37. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    Jillia
    Commented on this photo:

    OMFG it’s blonde Snookie!!! Kill it!

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    Winnie
    Commented on this photo:

    Aubrey, Aubrey, Aubrey – where are your damn pants? is this even a pool party?

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    jeff
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    that is how cokeheads look, say no to drugs

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    jeff
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    pretty

  41. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    jeff
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    Jwoww or paris hilton impression

  42. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    jeff
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    looks good there

  43. Aubrey ODay Bikini Rehab Sundays Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    Pankie
    Commented on this photo:

    Have you tried stripper yet ? I think that will be a much more rewarding career move for you.

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