Aubrey O’Day Had A Pool Party And Other News

- Apparently you can post pics of hot chicks online and the Internet will find/stalk them for you. We live in a golden age. [theCHIVE]

- Leonardo DiCaprio takes all his girlfriends bike riding presumably so they can pack their shit faster. Keeps ‘em limber. [Lainey Gossip]

- The Drunk Celebrity Hall of Fame [BuzzFeed]

- Jennifer Aniston defiled the Vatican City with her kneecaps. [Dlisted]

- Vanessa Hudgens’ cleavage works out. [Popoholic]

- And what’s up, Jennifer Lawrence’s legs? [IDLYITW]

- The Kardashian children swear Kris Jenner is pimping them out. She just sometimes takes off her belt and beats them off the hood of a town car if they don’t pose for the cameras. That’s all. [TooFab]

- Kate Upton’s eating popsicles now. Bless you, GQ. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Torrie Wilson is still wearing bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Zac Efron parked in a handicap space, so just assume it was to impress Nicole Kidman. “My penis is so big it gives me MS. It’s my struggle. So you happy with Keith?” [Celebslam]

- Nobody saw Rock of Ages this weekend. Golden. Age. [FilmDrunk]

- Jesus, they’re talking about remaking Twilight already? I take back all that golden age talk. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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