Because that would suggest intelligence, Ashton Kutcher apparently doesn’t get it when he’s being Punk’d himself, according to Page Six:
Buzzfeed.com co-founder Jonah Peretti recently posted an audio clip in which he pretended to be an overzealous fan upset when Kutcher, an avid Twitterer, didn’t respond to a Twitter message from Peretti. But when Kutcher heard the audio, he took it seriously, and even called to apologize. In the two-minute voicemail, Kutcher said, “I want to ask for your forgiveness because I don’t like having ill will.”
Dear Ashton Kutcher,
I’m offended by your continual breathing of oxygen. Please remedy this ill will post haste.
Sincerely,
The Superficial Writer
P.S. There’s also a lot of ill will about your wife not sitting naked on my desk. Just throwing that out there.
co | May 10, 2009 at 12:40 pm
since when is he so desperate?
guy | May 10, 2009 at 1:05 pm
That just seems really nice, actually.
Generally I love how snarky the Superficial is, but if you’re going to make fun of celebrities when they’re dicks who treat regular people like shit, then maybe give them a break when they’re doing the exact opposite.
Just sayin.
mikeock | May 10, 2009 at 1:05 pm
What a flaming, immature dolt.
ishi-san | May 10, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I agree with # 2! Thats really kind of nice actually
Guy | May 10, 2009 at 1:12 pm
So he does a nice thing and we are meant to ridicule him for it. Yeah…
ROUGH-ism | May 10, 2009 at 1:38 pm
haha Punked punk!
Megan | May 10, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I agree with #2, too. I’m all for making fun of celebrities when they’re acting like assholes, but this sounds like he was just being a nice guy. Kudos to Ashton.
lola | May 10, 2009 at 2:20 pm
That was very nice of him
rachael | May 10, 2009 at 2:33 pm
love her dress
Sarah | May 10, 2009 at 2:37 pm
seems like an alright move to me, as well.
g_girl | May 10, 2009 at 4:58 pm
wow, Demi is superhot
vee | May 10, 2009 at 5:05 pm
i like that he did that. huh.
vee | May 10, 2009 at 5:05 pm
i like that he did that. huh.
Darth | May 10, 2009 at 5:08 pm
I’m surprised that he doesn’t hire people to twitter for him.
Meh | May 10, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I’m surprised that he takes time off of boning his smoking wife.
J.B. | May 10, 2009 at 5:58 pm
What the hell is up with that massive bow tie?
Galtacticus | May 10, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Since when does the Superficial writer consider Demi Moore smoking hot? Who’s writing today?
Charley Kane | May 10, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Why the hell would you want that withered old chicken sitting naked on your desk?
SoTe | May 10, 2009 at 6:33 pm
He is a douche. He never answers one unless they are talking marvelous things about him hahaha. I’m really disappointed because I believed in what he was doing when he wanted to beat CNN with the whole 1mill followers, he wanted to show that this type of media (twitter) can be handled by us, we are the ones making the news and getting the news faster than CNN, the information is no longer controlled by them but it us ours. But since he got the 1mill followers he has done SHIT! about it, he doesn’t twitter as often (neither does Demi) like they got what they wanted and forgot about twitter. Lame.
Jennyjenjen | May 10, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Uhh, so 19 are you trying to say that Ashton was starting some kind of information revolution? Because I think he was just engaging in a ego boosting contest. His point about CNN having less followers than he was absurd because most CNN viewers don’t fall into the same category as the idiots who twitter. CNN is a more adult news source and twitter is some fad that will be eventually replaced with a new lame ass fad. His little contest had no actual merit except in his own deluded mind. Look for an information revolution elsewhere, Ashton is not your guru.
SoTe | May 10, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I wasn’t looking for a revolution 20. His explanation of what he was trying to accomplish was in fact oriented to making a statement, to letting plp know that information was no longer on the hands of the media like CNN. That was all the fuzz about it, if the race was indeed an ego boost he could’ve raced Britney Spears who was also near the 1mill followers.
Don’t underestimate the power of a tool such as Twitter.
Jennyjenjen | May 10, 2009 at 8:30 pm
The fact of the matter is Twitter was actually designed with CNN in mind, in order to receive news feeds instantly. But sadly, it has turned into a forum where douchenozzle Ashton can talk about how hot his “wifey” is. I’m not underestimating the power of a tool such as Twiiter, I’m properly estimating the tools who use Twitter.
SoTe | May 10, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Oh yeah, I’m with u on that one Jenny. He is a tool and there are tons of tools, but the thing is, u can choose whether or not u want to follow that tool, it is ur choice to receive or not updates from the tons of idiots that are out there; but u cannot choose who gives u the news on CNN or whatever channel u watch. Sure, u can turn off the TV but u end up without news.
I receive news feeds from interesting stuff all the time on twitter, and if Ashton talking about wifey bothers me I can unfollow, that is the beauty of twitter.
StEvec | May 10, 2009 at 9:19 pm
he’s an immature douchebag……oh yeah, and a bad actor as well….could even say he’s a failure I guess ….. he’ll probably be the next host of america’s funniest animals or something challenging for him like that
Jennyjenjen | May 10, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I agree we are sadly lacking in good news sources here.
robert | May 10, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Sounds like he was just being nice.
Danklin | May 10, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Wow fish, you’re kind of an asshole for this. He was actually doing something pretty nice. Yeah he didnt realize he was being punk’d but thats the whole point of it, is it not? I do have to say that his bow tie is fucking massive though.
Fun Online | May 11, 2009 at 12:37 am
NIce
gerard vandenberg | May 11, 2009 at 12:57 am
be sure: THE “WEASELS” ARE STILL ALIVE & KICKING, folks!!
Jason Benedict | May 11, 2009 at 2:39 am
I don’t think he’s going to stop until he’s pretty much become the internet.
Kim | May 11, 2009 at 3:17 am
Yeah, I agree with 2. That was kind of nice.
Karri | May 11, 2009 at 5:55 am
aww I can’t laugh at that. it’s too nice of him. :)
RichPort's Ghost | May 11, 2009 at 8:45 am
I would imagine screwing Demi Moore is akin to jerking off with sand paper.
ofertas hoteles | May 11, 2009 at 10:36 am
Who cares?
Meream | May 11, 2009 at 1:07 pm
He is sometimes full of it but he actually did a nice thing.
whomever | May 12, 2009 at 2:16 am
I think it was sweet of him. Also I think he’s adorable, in that really endearing never-really-grew-up kind of way.
usb flash drive | May 10, 2010 at 1:17 am
The fact of the matter Twitter built on CNN actually had in mind, in order to receive news feeds immediately. But sadly, this is a forum where Ashton douchenozzle warm his “wifey” How can talk about what has changed. I twiiter not underestimating the power of such a device is, i right tools to assess who’ve been using Twitter.