Because even a douchebag gets to be a hero at least once, Ashton Kutcher posted this pic of Demi Moore bent over in a bikini on his Twitter account with the following.. tweets? I don’t even know. Apparently, the term “blog” wasn’t retarded enough for some people:
watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeckI’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeckshhh don’t tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck
Yes. Don’t tell “wifey” while you’re posting her ass on the FUCKING INTERNET. Jesus, it’s not like she’s famous or anything. …. Then again, is she? What has she done lately that I’d know about? Besides being constantly ridiculed for her marriage to the dumb kid from That 70s Show: What’s his face?
Thanks to Heather who never Twitters on the first date.
EDIT: Added a video on the assclownery of Twitter co-written and voiced by long-time reader Jonah Ray. After the jump.
I was online during the tweet…. then i sent him a msg that he`ll be in trouble for that picture.
tweety bird
So while attending Bruce Willis’ wedding Ashton and Demi stayed in a Motel Six with cheap lumpy couches and paneling on the walls? Something stinks…maybe it’s the carpeting; maybe it’s Ashton’s sense of humor.
Charlie & Sean — get the latent homosexual shit outta the way and hit up some gay chat room with your long, annoying-ass posts.
Maybe while you’re at it, you can chat about how fucking ugly that sofa is.
…………..THERE ARE PERSONS KILLED FOR LESS IN AMERICA, folks!!
nice cooch, but kinda hairy and probably not teh aforementioned Moore anyways………Kutcher will wake up in a year or 2 and realise he’s married a crumbly
People need to realize who Demi Moore really is. Let’s start with her mother
http://sickitten.com/2009/01/20/who-has-nude-images-of-demi-moores-mom-virginia-in-that-hustler-spread.aspx
See?
I’d KILL him!!!
I’d KILL him!!!
If nothing else: Let us all celebrate that stupid people are not punished as they were in Germany – just allow them to exhibit, then ignor them.
If nothing else: Let us all celebrate that stupid people are not punished as they were in Germany – just allow them to exhibit, then ignor them.
If nothing else: Let us all celebrate that stupid people are not punished as they were in Germany – just allow them to exhibit, then ignor them.
Wow! Kutcher. How’s ur wife feel about showing her ass to the world.It’s to bad were a step ahead.It’s not Demi.
Ashton is a prankster thats his thing. But Demi is AWESOME and i think their a great couple she is the ultimate cougar.
Ashton is a prankster thats his thing. But Demi is AWESOME and i think their a great couple she is the ultimate cougar.
Sounds like alot of people are jealous! Ashton is proud of his beautiful wife, as well he should be. It is not like he is posting nude photos of her for pete’s sake. Leave them alone and let them enjoy their mutual admiration for one another.. from a great grandmother
Sounds like alot of people are jealous! Ashton is proud of his beautiful wife, as well he should be. It is not like he is posting nude photos of her for pete’s sake. Leave them alone and let them enjoy their mutual admiration for one another.. from a great grandmother
i get tired of people nasty comments were all just people . life is so short do you know how many people are broke cant feed there family loosing there homes maybe sickness in there family its a picture of his wife.there people with feelings to.whats wrong with are world we need to love each other sounds corney but true. be nice it will come back to you.the good wayi take happyness in everyone doing good happy news for a change.
I like to use the twitter friend generator to follow and unfollow people on twitter. works great and haven’t had any problems as of yet.
Ashton, keep on having fun! I know Demi is, and I love both of your movies! You rock..oh that is Jack Black, but you do too! I like Patti and Valerie’s post! Are you sure that is not Demi taking a picture of you? Uh Uh..Lol
Ashton, keep on having fun! I know Demi is, and I love both of your movies! You rock..oh that is Jack Black, but you do too! I like Patti and Valerie’s post! Are you sure that is not Demi taking a picture of you? Uh Uh..Lol
Don’t show your wifeee’s bum unless she’s got some BOOTY that does not look sexy it’s borderline nasty but it is Demi that makes it hot (I guess?)
Ashton is proud of his beautiful wife, as well as it should be. And it is not like publishing pictures of her naked for Pete’s sake. Leave them alone and let them enjoy the mutual admiration for each other Jeddah large.
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