Ashton Kutcher says Demi Moore not pregnant

Responding to rumors that 42 year old Demi Moore is pregnant with his child, Ashton Kutcher said, quote, “Why am I the last person to know everything? If Demi is pregnant, she’s certainly not showing yet. So, that would be news to me.” Apparently the only way Ashton Kutcher would find out if he impregnated Demi Moore would be if she was showing. None of this communicating with your partner crap. If you don’t look pregnant, you’re not pregnant. A policy I’ve lived by all my life.