Ashton Kutcher pulls prank

20050403vartan.jpgAshton Kutcher recently Punk’d Alias star Micahel Vartan, but Michael was so pissed about it that he wouldn’t sign the release. The prank revolved around Michael getting on a private plane only to find out it was falling apart. A source says he threw a fit to get off, but the pilot and the flight attendants wouldn’t let him. Yeah, that’s a pretty lame prank. If I were in charge of the show, I would have a midget steal the celebrity’s underwear and then once the celebrity started chasing after him I would have the midget shoot him in the belly. And then laugh. That would be a great prank. Funny too.