Here’s Ashton Kutcher wearing Capri pants and a shirt with a shiny hummingbird on it. Because, you know, Capri pants. And a shiny hummingbird. All further evidence to support my theory that Ashton Kutcher is the toughest man on the planet. I’m just waiting for the paparazzi shots of him buying tampons with Demi Moore. You know Demi doesn’t need them because of a little thing called menopause. And if you don’t know what menopause is, just ask somebody old like Demi. Your grandmother, for example. Don’t worry, eventually she’ll stop sobbing long enough to explain it to you.
Photo: Splash
Riotboy | August 31, 2007 at 10:44 am
Phirst!
Holyness | August 31, 2007 at 10:44 am
What a man’s man.
***V*** | August 31, 2007 at 10:45 am
He is not a woman. He’s peacocking, standing out from the other guys, and he’s doing a great job at it.
V
dasf | August 31, 2007 at 10:45 am
Sexy!! lol He’s hot and she’s a milf, its ok.
FRIST!!! | August 31, 2007 at 10:46 am
Alright I’m bored fuck this
havoc | August 31, 2007 at 10:48 am
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That needs an intervention……..
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Mommy | August 31, 2007 at 10:49 am
Nice pants Frodo Baggins. All he needs are hairy feet.
mz peachez fied shicken | August 31, 2007 at 10:50 am
only some cracka bees dressin’ like dat! all da cracka mens bees faggoty faggots.
jrzmommy | August 31, 2007 at 10:51 am
*SHRIEKS!!!!!*
GAY-PRI PANTS!
I'm Awesome | August 31, 2007 at 10:52 am
the guy snatched Demi Moore. He could paint his toenails and he’d still be the man…with painted toenails..my point is Demi Moore.
bonzo420 | August 31, 2007 at 10:54 am
maybe next time he should try a higher temp on the dryer– shants posh!
what a terd
fist!!
~ 420 ~
Jus' Stupid | August 31, 2007 at 10:55 am
Sorry, I’m jealous of him, he is doing Demi Moore…He could be in make-up and wearing a dress and i’d still be envious, becasue he is doing Demi Moore.
bubba lubdubski | August 31, 2007 at 11:00 am
not a surprise. we all know demi is the real man in this relationship.
Jus' Stupid | August 31, 2007 at 11:03 am
Dude, where’s your tan? Get some sun.
Murph | August 31, 2007 at 11:05 am
People with ugly feet should not wear flip-flops.
Texas Tranny | August 31, 2007 at 11:05 am
Fish makes it sound like it’s a bad thing when a guy wears capri pants and a blouse.
I bet he’s wearing pretty panties too.
Spanky | August 31, 2007 at 11:05 am
no comment other than FAG
Siggy F. | August 31, 2007 at 11:11 am
Fucking your mom doesn’t make you “the man.” Killing your dad does. If Ashton can kill Bruce Willis, ok, he’s the man. More realistically, if he lands even one punch, he becomes a non-wuss. But don’t hold your breath…
Murph | August 31, 2007 at 11:11 am
He better be wearing SOMETHING under those capris…
They are linen!
and wouldn’t they actually be considered clam-diggers? Capris are usually just under the knee.
jrzmommy | August 31, 2007 at 11:12 am
I’m surprised he isn’t wearing those fucking Crocs and carrying a Fag Bag.
Murph–would these be considered Pedal Pushers?
Texas Tranny | August 31, 2007 at 11:15 am
Murph your are so the fashion expert. You would be correct, clam-diggers not capris. My capris are also have a tighter fit to them.
Murph | August 31, 2007 at 11:16 am
Jrz…
Actually…they probably would be. And croc’s would be an improvement. at least then we wouldnt have to suffer through looking at his feet.
Texas Tranny | August 31, 2007 at 11:18 am
And the winner is……………………Jrzymommy.
From Wiki…
Pedal pushers are men’s calf-length trousers that were popular during the 1950s. Often cuffed, they are related in style to the Capri pants.
The name originates from the style being originally worn by cyclists.
Murph | August 31, 2007 at 11:19 am
lol. TT, I went to school for Fashion. I ended up realizing it is not what I thought it would be, and am currently working on a business degree.
mrs.t | August 31, 2007 at 11:42 am
Manpris. To go with his mangina.
Good morning, Tranny.
Rusty | August 31, 2007 at 11:47 am
Not buying tampons *with* Demi … buying tampons *for* Demi. That will mark the day his penis falls off.
my comment | August 31, 2007 at 11:51 am
He must have left his man purse in his trailer.
Jus' Stupid | August 31, 2007 at 11:52 am
Aww come on, he was stranded on a deserted Island adn had to cut the bottoms off to make maxi pads for Demi.
Me | August 31, 2007 at 11:54 am
Come on, Demi doesn’t need tampons any more.
sane-o | August 31, 2007 at 11:56 am
i’m quite surprised to see how many guys think “doing demi moore” is somehow a good thing.
Guys, she looks like a tragic trannie. Her vagina is atrophied and dry, and causes great pain during sex. She farts, and ashen, gray clouds of sulphur begin to eclipse ambient light.
Okay, I’m not sure about the farting thing, but the rest is true.
sane-o | August 31, 2007 at 11:57 am
until I saw this pic, I didn’t even know he was gay.
mrs.t | August 31, 2007 at 11:57 am
#27-just read your comment form yesterday. Yes, Manhattan is a grid, until you get to the West Village, where I lived in the early 90′s. And even a grid loses it’s inherent order when one is on acid.
my comment | August 31, 2007 at 11:59 am
His capri pants could even qualify as coullottes or even gauchos.
BunnyButt | August 31, 2007 at 11:59 am
Gosh, he’s purty!
For a little entertainment, here’s a “Celeb Kids Quiz”, with childhood photos of most of our favorite girls. Demi’s is rather scary.
http://gerport.com/celebQuiz/
BunnyButt | August 31, 2007 at 12:00 pm
And TT, what about that pic?
my comment | August 31, 2007 at 12:01 pm
32. I guess. But then again I haven’t done acid since the 70s. Glad you made it home alive.
PrettyBaby | August 31, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Oh. my. God *shudders* First the hideous hats, now this???!!!
I truly dislike this chap.
lambman | August 31, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Those are not capri pants, they are clam diggers or beach pants. And that style of pants can be completely acceptable in some contexts. I have a khaki colored pair that I wear over my swim suit when we go for beers after the beach.
I kinda dig the shirt, is that a “Guster” shirt? they had a hummingbird on the cover of their album and I’ve got buddies with shirts that have the same bird.
also, he’s not only doing Demi Moore and in good shape, but is an awesome step dad…dude’s a man in my book
Anon | August 31, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Those are nice MAN-pris
RagingAlcoholic | August 31, 2007 at 12:31 pm
He’s wearing man-pris!
woodhorse | August 31, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I think it’s sad that someone as young as he is has to wear a strap-on. Damn! those things are unwieldy and cumbersome anyway and you always have to remember the lube.
PatinNj | August 31, 2007 at 12:39 pm
He’s a fayeg!
gerard Vandenberg | August 31, 2007 at 1:16 pm
After looking at this photo, WEARING TOE-SLIPPERS I’m damn sure he is one:
A FAGGOT!!
Plato Powers | August 31, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Ashton sports that low-testosterone level beard when off the set so that way he looks older and the age gap between him and Demi is not so apparent. It is pretty clear to me that Demi was the one to propose that idea! I mean, I used to think Ashton was cool because of the whole MILF thing he had going on, but when he said that stupid shit about men being “better then handbags but less then shoes” or whatever that whole “accessory” metaphor was about I realized he’s been turned out by Demi. That’s his karma for creating a show that alludes to the horror of prison rape.
woodhorse | August 31, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Jesus those are the wrong pants for someone with no legs. His knees and hips are even with the woman next to him even though he’s much taller. And they make him look Japanese for some reason.
mabbo | August 31, 2007 at 1:56 pm
What’s worse is that he has webbed toes, and there he goes showing them off with flip flops. Ewwwwwwww.
ssdd | August 31, 2007 at 2:07 pm
I’m so sick of this guy ..when is he going to grow the fuck up~
Lara | August 31, 2007 at 2:13 pm
First off, men should not be allowed to wear anything containing the words “flip” and/or “flop”.
Secondly, I own those flip-flops. I am a woman.
TS | August 31, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Still haven’t figured it out yet, huh Bonzo? Go back to ’95.
Italian Stallion | August 31, 2007 at 2:56 pm
What’s next? Speedos and a rainbow shirt…………