Ashton Kutcher is apparently part duck. He stopped by the British talk show Friday Night with Jonathon Ross today (Looks like the Brits perfected time-travel – and before me. Damn!) and showed off his webbed feet, according to the Daily Mail:
He told the host: “I have slightly webbed toes. When everything else is this good-looking, something has to give!”
The star, who managed to fend off Ross’ attempt to snip his toes with pair of scissors, is in London promoting his new film What Happens in Vegas.
I disagree with Ashton’s statement that pure beauty comes with at least one abnormality. I’m freaking gorgeous and have no unnatural body parts. Well, besides gills. I won’t get into the details but, long story short, my father screwed a striped bass. He’s, uh, not allowed back to Red Lobster. But he did say I’ll get a new brother the next time we’re at Sea World. You’re number one, pop.
Thanks to RF who’s cooler than a snarfblatt.