Ashton Kutcher Seriously Using Divorce To Market Chime.In

The Superficial / November 18, 2011

Yesterday, when Demi Moore announced she’s divorcing Ashton Kutcher, I joked that him posting his reaction to Chime.In was an opportunistic cash grab seeing as he’s an investor and a social media whorehose. Turns out that was entirely the case because here’s a mass email I received shortly after the divorce announcement from Dana Berkowitz at PMK•BNC Brand Marketing and Communications:

Hi!
We know many people are reporting on how Ashton sent his best wishes to Demi, and we wanted to point out that he actually used Chime.In. He linked his Chime.In account, a way that he is now communicating through social media, to his twitter feed for that message.
To follow Ashton on Chime.In:
http://chime.in/user/aplusk/chime/74686248724119552
Best,
Dana

If you’re wondering why they felt the need to send that email, it’s because almost every single outlet reported Ashton “tweeted” his response to the divorce, so how I got it right is a goddamn mystery if you’ve read just one post on the site. On that note, I don’t have anything else interesting to add to this story except for shamelessly pointing out how awesome and right I was, so here’s Lauren Stoner in a bikini but without Michael Bay sitting in the background wondering what her butt would look like with C4 strapped to it. (Hot. It’d look hot.)

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