Ashton Kutcher Seriously Using Divorce To Market Chime.In

November 18th, 2011 // 43 Comments
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Yesterday, when Demi Moore announced she’s divorcing Ashton Kutcher, I joked that him posting his reaction to Chime.In was an opportunistic cash grab seeing as he’s an investor and a social media whorehose. Turns out that was entirely the case because here’s a mass email I received shortly after the divorce announcement from Dana Berkowitz at PMK•BNC Brand Marketing and Communications:

Hi!
We know many people are reporting on how Ashton sent his best wishes to Demi, and we wanted to point out that he actually used Chime.In. He linked his Chime.In account, a way that he is now communicating through social media, to his twitter feed for that message.
To follow Ashton on Chime.In:

http://chime.in/user/aplusk/chime/74686248724119552

Best,
Dana

If you’re wondering why they felt the need to send that email, it’s because almost every single outlet reported Ashton “tweeted” his response to the divorce, so how I got it right is a goddamn mystery if you’ve read just one post on the site. On that note, I don’t have anything else interesting to add to this story except for shamelessly pointing out how awesome and right I was, so here’s Lauren Stoner in a bikini but without Michael Bay sitting in the background wondering what her butt would look like with C4 strapped to it. (Hot. It’d look hot.)

Photo: INFdaily

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  1. goteamgo

    Demi seriously looks like Yoko Ono in that photo. Bad, bad sign. Kutcher is very wise to leave her now before her looks get any worse.

  2. His head needs a circumcision. Or a douche-ectomy…depending on how you look at it.

  3. Carla

    What a choad.

  4. rough, rough, notoriouss

    I would follow on one condition that he writes his own reaction to current events as it breaks. Not having a PR team to handle it.

  5. Frank Burns

    Next time I’m thinking how much my job sucks, I’ll remember this and be relieved that at least I’m not a social media flack for Ashton Kutcher.

    • kimmykimkim

      And we can all be relieved that we aren’t Ashton Kutcher. No amount of money in the world can make up for his existence. Ah, its gonna be ok after all! Tonight, I won’t have to throw the remote at the TV when I see those stupid camera commercials! (Well, mostly because of DVR, but you get my point.)

      • Richard McBeef

        I do find those commercials pretty funny considering they have always been about ashton taking creeper pics of random women that aren’t demi.

  6. Oh well,if he used Chime.in and not twitter,that changes everything…Im so releived! and here I was thinking he´s a huge dick!!

  7. Carla

    But Demi is an overrated skeletal ho sack, loving her getting all butthurt & hypocritical about being dumped after she’s shoved her “private” life with this bag of dicks in our collective grills on that abomination called Twitter. LeAnn Rimes you scrunt, you’re next :)

  8. Dave Mustaine

    Me underwears!

  9. ARGH, why in the hell did I click “Courtney Slutton Reveals Her Dirty Little Secrets”.

    • Damien Karras

      What? It was cock…right? She has a cock?

    • kimmykimkim

      That picture is so distracting. But not in a good way like JWoww holding her tits last week (this week? “That was weeks ago, muthafucka!”) More distracting in a “I’m trying not to heave my stomach through my nostril” kind of way. She needs a stylist so bad it hurts.

  10. Venom

    He is literally the definition of scrotum.

  11. God this guy is such a DOUCHE!!! Die already!

  12. cc

    I don’t know what the hell Chime.in is but I know what a fine ass is and that Stoner chick has one.

  13. MarkM

    He ought to use his divorce to market hair shampoo…he could be the “before” model.

  14. Archies_Leach

    Hey when you’re in Hollywood and you have no talent you have to whore yourself in whatever way you can so you can present that oh so important image.

    NOTE: see kardashian, kim.

  15. forrest gump

    let’s wonder: HOW LOWE CAN YOU GO?

  16. Somehow Ashton Kutcher reminds me of the guy who slaughtered his mom and dad, then threw himself on the mercy of the court because he was an orphan.

  17. right

    Who cares about these 2 idiots. Lauren Stoner has a MAJOR LEAGUE ROCKIN BODY.

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