Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Following Demi Moore On Twitter! OMFG!!!!11

September 30th, 2011 // 49 Comments

The signs pointing toward Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore getting a divorce keep coming in. According to Page Six, he’s stopped following her on Twitter now because complicated adult relationships are always best-handled like you’re in fucking high school. On top of that, his alleged mistress Sara Leal (Who may or may not be the girl up top and/or the chick in these photos from back in June.) is already looking to cash in via paparazzi deals, if not a payout from Ashton. On that note, Chris Brown might want to take notes for his next all-male hookup — tomorrow. Dem bitches want paid!

A source told Page Six: “Sara is talking to multiple media outlets for a deal. She wants $250,000, but the offers haven’t been as high. What she really wants is to get a payoff from Ashton. She has reached out to Ashton’s team.”

Wait. You mean this woman only had sex with Ashton Kutcher for money? But he’s a clown-nosed collaborator of “thoughts, dreams, and actions” not to mention a self-important wearer of scarves. No, no, this just can’t be! MY WHOLE WORLD IS A LIE!

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. JabbaWho?

    Jesus doesn’t cheat!

  2. Well maybe this POS can learn to shave now. Probably Demi kept him from shaving so he’d look like a douche and quell her insecurity and if this girl is looking to ‘cash in’ I’d just have her ‘cashed out’. Why are all these ‘celebrities’ such utter morons?

  3. Maybe Ashton and Shia can get together so they can compare their hipster Amish beards.

  4. Richard McBeef

    Why would you want to stick your dick in pussy that still gets wet on it’s own? weirdo.

  5. Jack Ketch

    I could care less about Ashton and Demi, he’s an idiot and she’s a narcissist … however, one good thing about it is that it’s providing a nice break from the Whoredashian family and Blohan :)

  6. Leo Cocksuckerian

    I’ll give her a buck for a blow job.

  7. SSHGuru

    These pictures are proof that he did her? Did he also do the other two guys that were with him?

  8. Leo Cocksuckerian

    Her being the blond, not Demi.

  9. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    yawwwwnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. This tool needs to get lost. What’s he trying to do channel an inner Keanu/Joaquin thing with the shaggyness?

  11. ZigZagZoey

    Is this the hype we are supposed to not believe?
    And then he comes out and says not to assume, because it makes an ass out of u and me. No, dude ~ YOU made an ass out of you anDemi.

  12. what a shocker she’s a whore. shakedowns are the new prostitution in entertainment

  13. Panty Bear

    Hookers take payment up front and they never clown nose you. Ashton should know this.

  14. Carla

    Bag of Bones and Bag of Douche Split.

    … nah, dont give a wet shit — next.

  15. Getting my roughs off

    So that’s why celebs bangs other celebs, it’s for not to get sued. I thought it was mutual affinity and interest they seek each other out, and some ass kissing here and there. Why no one tell me these things?

  16. Drew

    is it just me or does that girl kind of look like lindsay lohan?

  17. Maynard

    Somewhere Chuck Lorre just realized he’s replaced one whore-monger with another and said F*ck

  18. Ava

    She’s much cuter than Demi was at the same age, but she’s also not the brightest bulb on the street. She could have just kept banging him until she got pregnant, had the baby, and got 10 million buckaroos for him. Like all of those other home wrecker girls that bang celebrities.

  19. Venom

    Eh, who cares.
    At Demi’s age she should expect this and be prepared for it.

  20. Gossipgal

    you guys might wanna do your homework….thats not Sara Leal. I’m from SD and that aint her! Ashton’s still a d-bag with a hairy fugly face!

  21. Alicia

    Do you think this whole situation is 1) a publicity stunt to get people watching Two and a Half Men or 2) Ashton’s new role on Two and a Half Men going straight to his head and he now wants to be single thinking all these young hot women will want him more than that he’s back on TV?

    I just want to say that I absolutely loathe Ashton’s acting. CBS should’ve just canceled Two and a Half Men when Charlie left because the show totally blows now. Ashton can’t act himself out of a brown paper bag and he ruined what used to be the best sitcom on TV.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      *Coughing fit*
      “Best sitcom”? The fuck?!
      I was so stunned by that comment that I could barely form a coherent sentence. Good god, you must change the channel now and then. There are so many actually FUNNY shows around!

  22. dee cee

    She said go forth and emulsify your esotric feeling to define nauture of your being.. but he didn’t hear it right?

  23. Ash

    I really don’t care about this one way or another, but if you look they are still following each other on twitter…..just saying

  24. Jim

    He hasn’t actually stopped following her if anyone would care to check the facts… what a beat-up!

  25. pbrady

    idk. she hasnt posted any twitter nudes yet.

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    azgirlgoneeast
    Commented on this photo:

    this isn’t even the right girl, bush league…….

  27. azgirlgoneeast

    The only problem with this photo and the others is THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT EFFING GIRL. Sara Leal is her name and her eyebrows and nose are about 2-3 times the dimensions of this girl….you’re welcome.

  28. Tootles

    Hate this cunt Ashton, looks like a 30 year old man child. Demi lost the hotness years ago, maybe if she gained a tiny bit of weight and stopped working out so much she’s look younger. This new girl is nothing special, but whatever.

  29. bell

    This isn’t even true, I just checked for myself and he’s still following her on twitter so dunno wtf this is all about… not that I believe they’re not having issues. I mean, I don’t think anyone ever expected them to last.

  30. Veronica

    There’s a 2.5 men curse.

  31. forrest gump

    good news is yet to come……………..HIS DIVORCE FROM GRANNY MOORE, folks!!

  32. *_* haannndddddssssssoooooooommmmmeeeeeee *_*

    Always ashton i really hate him.

  33. Demoine

    According to the Biography channels bio of Demi, she and Bruce Willis had an open marriage. If that’s true, is it possible she and Ashton have the same agreement?

    • TheDevilYouKnow

      You know damn good and well the Biography channel didn’t say Demi and Bruce had an open marriage. Had you said US Weekly or even InTouch and that comment might be plausible, but the Biography channel?

  34. Random Thought

    Curse of Charlie Sheen !

  35. zomgbie

    aaaand- gloria allred in 3…2…1…

  36. cc

    Moments later, the crew from Cheaters showed up and Joey Greco confronted Ashton while Demi and Sara got into a hair pulling match.

  37. T

    Haven’t really been following this whole thing about Ashton and Demi, so I really don’t care either way. But if you check Twitter, they are still following each other. Found this picture on Twitter from someone else: http://imageshack.us/f/405/unledzqv.png/

  38. Scab for a fucking scab. All she deserves for a ‘payday’ is an acute case of rectal warts.

  39. Ashton Kutcher Sara Leal Demi Moore Twitter
    Ouddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Demi Moore should let him go already since he is a young man he need to experience life and other things. He had been good to her and she is an old lady and her time has passed. She shouldn’t be so selfish keeping him to herself. Lets him live. Be fair and dont take too much of his money too please be nice.

  40. Ashton Kutcher Sara Leal Demi Moore Twitter
    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that functioning retard under the delusion that no one can see women in his car just as long as they sit in the back set?

  41. Jenny

    I would love to be ashtons mistress.

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