Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Following Demi Moore On Twitter! OMFG!!!!11

The Superficial / September 30, 2011

The signs pointing toward Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore getting a divorce keep coming in. According to Page Six, he’s stopped following her on Twitter now because complicated adult relationships are always best-handled like you’re in fucking high school. On top of that, his alleged mistress Sara Leal (Who may or may not be the girl up top and/or the chick in these photos from back in June.) is already looking to cash in via paparazzi deals, if not a payout from Ashton. On that note, Chris Brown might want to take notes for his next all-male hookup — tomorrow. Dem bitches want paid!

A source told Page Six: “Sara is talking to multiple media outlets for a deal. She wants $250,000, but the offers haven’t been as high. What she really wants is to get a payoff from Ashton. She has reached out to Ashton’s team.”

Wait. You mean this woman only had sex with Ashton Kutcher for money? But he’s a clown-nosed collaborator of “thoughts, dreams, and actions” not to mention a self-important wearer of scarves. No, no, this just can’t be! MY WHOLE WORLD IS A LIE!

Photos: Pacific Coast News