The Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore story is somehow back in the news today despite originating from Star. His alleged mistress Brittney Jones (above) is now coming forward with text messages supposedly sent from Ashton while her friends are basically saying to anyone who will listen, “This is right up her alley. And by alley I mean vagina.” RadarOnline reports:
A source close to Brittney told RadarOnline.com exclusively that Jones “has always been obsessed with Ashton” pre-dating the steamy affair with the married actor.
“She told me once that he was by far the number one celebrity she’d like to have sex with,” said the insider, who knows Jones extremely well. “And she is totally the type to do it.”
RadarOnline.com has also obtained some never-before-seen photos of Jones who has since hired a manager and publicist in the wake of the scandal.
I hate to give Ashton Kutcher the benefit of the doubt here, but when a whore hires a manager and a publicist after claiming to have an affair with a married celebrity, that means she probably had sex with him just to launch a career because our society is so fucked to hell I’m amazed I don’t get mugged by toddlers at the supermarket. — Did I say benefit of the doubt back there? I meant to say, I hate to prove Ashton Kutcher definitely had extramarital intercourse. Typo.
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Young puss is good
Peener too
Can old dick even get hard without Viagra? I wouldn’t know since I’ve never had one. I may never actually.
I like her…..smokey eye?
Time to settle the score. Demi, call me. (You can get the number from my manager/publicist)
nice.
Isn’t fame for sex getting a little old. Let’s try to be creative, people.
Delusional famewhore nutcase.
Maybe.
For an infidelity charge involving one of Hollywood’s most famous couples some proof is required, like perhaps nude photos of Ashton Kutcher.
I disagree. Since Ashton is married to the fucking crypt keeper, the idea that he might be fucking someone else is not an extraordinary claim, it’s pretty much a safe assumption.
Crypt keeper? That’s a little f-ing harsh. She’s only in her 40s and even if she was older, who gives a sh*t.. It’s not always about youth and looks, you superficial turd. It’s easy to be judgemental when your life is miserable like yours probably is, isn’t it?
You do realize what the name of this website is? It’s not http://www.itsabouttheinsidethatcounts.com.
Yeeeeeaaaaaa Demi isn’t hot for an over 40 year old. Please, she’s a hot MILF. Now, he’s young enough to wanna bang some young poon, but to say he’s doing it because Demi isn’t attractive? Please.
Funny how she has long black hair like Demi or is it Demee?
fuck that bitch and her diva pronunciation. surely he’s been gettin some strange for awhile. this one’s a hella lot better than the shitbags tiger and jesse were hitting. wish i could see more of her here. like her nipples, vagina, and asscheeks. you know to make sure it’s legit.
What is it with these whores hiring publicists, getting interviews and books? JFC it’s like Tiger opened a Pandora’s box and attention whores everywhere can now make a living being mistresses.
Funny how I always thought the main reason mistresses were financially supported by their sugar daddies was to KEEP THE RELATIONSHIP A SECRET.
Things are different now in the fame game. Apparently you snag the celebrity hook up, get some pictures/emails & a lawyer & a woman can really cash in.
I’m no “family values” freak, but maybe some of these super-rich assholes will think twice about their goddamn “I’m allowed to fuck anything that moves” entitlement complex if their one-off decides to squeal.
Same goes for closet cases that advocate against gay rights.
Hm.
Maybe all these people deserve each other.
Tiger? I think this all started when P Hilt proved all that it takes to be famous is a sex tape.
I feel like it started with Divine Brown and Hugh (that British guy–can’t remember his last name). She got a fair amount of attention/press and ended up being a millionaire because of it. Wasn’t that back in the 90s?
That bitch is mediocre at best. Of course, Ashton dated Brittney Murphy for years and she was just plain dumpy looking.
I totally thought of Angelina. I cringed thinking about how this will definitely get them a season 4.
Dude, Ashton Kutcher used to date January Jones which is far better than either Demi Moore or Brittney Jones. I don’t know who to feel sorry for more, him because he left her for those two, or her because she clearly could have done much better.
She looks like Angelina from Jersey Shore.
when i first saw the pic that’s who i thought it was as well haha
hehe. Great minds think alike! :)
Something’s wrong with Kutcher’s taste. Let’s start with evolutionary psychology 101: Because female fecundity typically declines after the late twenties, youth is an important aspect of physical attractiveness. Why was he attracted to a woman whose fecundity was all but gone?
One study suggested men prefer women with longer legs. Research compared the attractiveness of women of similar height but with different lengths of their legs and concluded that men found longer legs to be more attractive. Researchers hypothesized that longer legs were not only an aesthetic feature but indicated good health.
The Body Mass Index (BMI) is another important universal determinant to the perception of beauty.[34] The BMI refers to the proportion of the body mass to the body structure. However, the optimal body proportion is interpreted differently in various cultures. The Western ideal considers a slim and slender body mass as optimal while many historic cultures consider an embonpoint or plump body-mass as appealing.
If you look at the cover photo of Brittney Jones on Star magazine on The Hollywood Gossip site, you can see that her hip-to-waist ratio is about equal, which is to say that she has no waist. She looks like a “plump body-mass” type with short legs, like Kim Kardashian.
Kutcher looks like he should be able to do much better than Post-Fecund Demi and Plump Body-Mass Jones. Maybe he’s crazy.
You’re over thinking this
TLDNR
Yep. Youre 100% certifiable crazy, not to mention stupid. I need to contact my state reps office and make sure theyre doing something to avoid allowing internet access to you crazies in the loony bin. What a waste of GD $$$.
d33psuction imagines itself to be a not-libtard yet threatens to run to a POLITICIAN cuz it worries about wasting “GD $$$” (Gay Day money).
obviously there’s more than a couple people off their meds (see above post)
yea, exactly. The tranny blah is jacked up on testosterone and valtrex…not a good combo its Mom says.
Perhaps it’s not always about looks and age. Ever think of that, dumbass?
I like your analysis!
LOL…banging married celebs is now the “get rich and famous quick” scheme.
Well at least she banged a decent looking guy like Ashton Kutcher and not, say, Michael Lohan.
Anyone, and I stress ANYONE, who doesn’t find her actions to be hot is gay…
And the lesson boys?
ALWAYS thoroughly vet who you stick your dick in. Those “spur of the moment” times will come back to hit you sooner or later.
Girls that knowingly sleep with a taken men have low self-esteem = brag to others to validate themselves.
I swear I should write a book.
will the book be illustrated? with boobies?
I think vetting your next lay is such a great idea. Totally write a book.
No. Pictures. I’ve got a shoebox full of nude shots I took through college that I’ve successfully hidden from the various ex’s to this day. That was one of my things in school, I’d talk a girl i was about to bang into posing, and then whip out the pictures at the next party abd we’d all laugh at them. I’m horrible.
you said it.
Watch it Steph. I think I might have some of you in there too!
Do any of them have peen? i want lots of peen shots
SHE IS THE HOTTEST GIRL ALIVE. YA’LL ARE JEALOUS IF YOU THINK SHE’S NOT. SHE’S GOT A BANGING BODY….AND WAY BETTER THAN DEMI’S. SHE’S SOOOOO HOT AND YUMMY. YOU’D ALL BONE HER IF U HAD THE CHANCE. TOO BAD U DONT NOW. SHE’S FAMOUS AND YA’LL ARE FAT LARDS
HAHAHAHAHAH
Oh HI Brittney!
And she’s an immoral slag who will be going straigh to hell. Since you condone her behavior so much, will you be joining her?
Ashton????
I always figured if Ashton was going to piss of his mom/wife, he’d go for an attractive, hot girl.
He surprises me at every turn.
By the way, Kanye there in all caps above, we all know you’re gay.
JEALOUSY HURTS.
you know what else does? a dried corn cob up your pussy. lets make this happen. call me.
ok where do you live? Obviously not Cali. Too trashy for that huh?
Love you! xoxxoxox.
beef McQueer. hoho.
@ justine
too trashy for cali? HAH…no such thing. That indebted shithole state is full of trash…you must be one of the new pieces of it.
On break from your K9 porn audition #37 for the day?
Don’t fuck with Max Hardcore, Justine.
He’s teaches lessons very well, isn’t that right Max?
@ Deacon Jones
You know it sir. From your comments, I presume you’ve seen how those little cuntholes leave when Daddy is done with them.
; )
You all WISH you were half as hot as me! You’re all trash buckets!! Obviously from a trashy state. and state of mine. hahah go back to your doritoes – fatsos!!!!
I bet all she’s got are text messages, which is probably dubious at best. Who cares. I hope her lawyer and her publicist both clean her out for whatever she’s currently worth.
Besides, Ashton’s probably got a swinging relationship with Demi anyways.
I always assumed that too. It seems likely anyway. The deal is probably that they’re both discreet. Guess he messed that up.
you know, when you say it…it actually makes sense. probably is an open relationship.
Here’s what I take from this: (1) famous celebes (male and female) should not get married until they are old/not as famous anymore/get tired of the singles scene. There’s far too much temptation and time away from spouses. It really makes no sense. It’s like they are all obsessed with a “normal” life but they don’t have one.
(2) women who cheat with married men have something wrong with them. Think about it, women rarely think like men (with their penises). Sure, we get turned on, but we have the ability to think and analyze before things happen. A woman that knowingly cheats with a married man has very low self esteem, has something to prove, and doesn’t take “no” for an answer. Especially if she can exercise control over him. In these situation, there’s a marriage, career, and lots of money in play. She’s exercising her control.
I don’t believe in cheating, but honestly, the PRIME cheating scenario would be a married man cheating with a married woman. They both have an equal amount to lose, so secrecy would be key.
I watch it every Thursday afternoon, two black SUVs pull up @ 5:30, and these late 40 somethings fuck each other in our office parking lot, get in a big argument, and then peel in their cars. It’s funny as hell
Ha…and I bet neither one of them will say a word either. When you both have something to lose, secrets are kept. Wish these idiot celebs would realize that. This skank had nothing to lose, but a shit-ton to gain by fucking Ashton.
Am I to think she wouldn’t settle for Verne Troyer?
Very run of the mill star fucker. Blabbermouth star fucker.
I wish these fucking sluts would stop looking for 15 minutes of fame and tv shows after fucking someone ELSE’S husband. Damn go get a fucking JOB.
Demi is way hotter than that.
I think Ashton is getting Punked.
she looks pretty familiare to “Grandma Moore”.
the difference with this chick must be about fourtee(40!) years!!
I wish I was famous enough to bad chicks like this.
uh, that’s bag.
Wow! I thought that was a pick of Angelina from Jersey Shore LOL
Just because Ashton is married to a hot girl, he wont’ cheat. It not even about age!!! I don’t care if you have the hottest girl ever!! But if you bang that hot girl every day, you start to feel bored. You want fresher meat even they are no where as hot as your wife/gf. If you were to eat the same food everyday, no matter how good it tastes, you want something else for a change. Would you eat sweet forever? You probably want something different tastes.