Ashton Kutcher Might’ve Banged This
The Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore story is somehow back in the news today despite originating from Star. His alleged mistress Brittney Jones (above) is now coming forward with text messages supposedly sent from Ashton while her friends are basically saying to anyone who will listen, “This is right up her alley. And by alley I mean vagina.” RadarOnline reports:
A source close to Brittney told RadarOnline.com exclusively that Jones “has always been obsessed with Ashton” pre-dating the steamy affair with the married actor.
“She told me once that he was by far the number one celebrity she’d like to have sex with,” said the insider, who knows Jones extremely well. “And she is totally the type to do it.”
RadarOnline.com has also obtained some never-before-seen photos of Jones who has since hired a manager and publicist in the wake of the scandal.
I hate to give Ashton Kutcher the benefit of the doubt here, but when a whore hires a manager and a publicist after claiming to have an affair with a married celebrity, that means she probably had sex with him just to launch a career because our society is so fucked to hell I’m amazed I don’t get mugged by toddlers at the supermarket. — Did I say benefit of the doubt back there? I meant to say, I hate to prove Ashton Kutcher definitely had extramarital intercourse. Typo.
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