Amid rumors he’s been banging a woman with one foot not in the nursing home, Ashton Kutcher made a public appearance with Demi Moore at the Clinton Global Initiative today where the two did their best to pretend this situation wasn’t inevitable. Except they failed miserably because if I didn’t believe the rumors already, I do now. Seriously, they call themselves actors? I’ve seen more believable performances from the guy at the bus station who claims he’s Michael Jackson. Shit, he even touched a kid once! Now that’s commitment.
Photos: INFdaily
cheater!
WHEN ARE THE NUDE PHOTOS COMING OUT OF ASHTON THAT IS ALL WE WANNA SEE!!!!
were you that one child?
FIRST! AGAIN IN ONE DAY!
Congrats Taz…
Seriously, what is your deal? Why do you get such joy from posting first? Tell us. We all want to know.
their life is so sad, that this is the only highlight of their miserable existence.
lmfao
oh well done my brother!
that’s also my bp u know..
Third…damn! ::gets gun::
haha
46 is one foot in the grave? Are you fucking serious? That is gonna bite you in your ass dude.
He would enjoy that bitting too much why don’t you just chop off his cock and place it inside his pooper…yeah that’ll work….that’ll work real well.
Sound like it has already bitten you in your flabby, fat, saggy ass, Peanutty. Now time for you nap, grandma.
To Me: Bitting?
When does their sex tape/vid come out?
Demi looks great for age..but what is up with the dork-ass glasses?! Stupid.
yeah, she looks so great that they put her head on 20 year old chicks bodies when she does magazine covers. Then caption it with “47 and still hot”.
Which is as clearly a statement of “Demi Moore is not hot” as you could possibly have
Just a mild debate..is this based on fact? Something you know personally? OR a mag cover that looks so fake, that it looks photoshopped to death?
Dude, you’ve never heard of Photoshop?
based on rather undeniable fact: http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/11/wgate-demi-moore-demi-anja-rubik.html
Yeah,Anja said in some Polish interview it was her body
Thanks for sending the link, I see your point now.
She is discussing an important issue, and since she is so self absorbed she could never fathom the issue, not to mention she is a dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks high school dropout, there is only one solution:
demi + horned rimmed glasses = intellectual
That’s called “acting” fuckers!
Demi is trying much too hard lately to be young and relevant. Her plastic tits, cosmetic surgeries, fake everything is a joke. Any rich bitch who had that much work can look this decent at 46. She jumped the shark 15 years ago…
Your mom and I enjoyed a nice wine and saucy sex times last night.
I didn’t know Ashton Kutcher was married to Groucho Marx.
I spit out my water after I read that!
I SPIT OUT SOMETHING ELSE!! HILARIOUS!
LMFAO
She’s a conceited bitch…no wonder why Bruce Willis left her.. why would she post herself in a bikini on twitter..wonder what her girls think of that!!
I always wonder what it’s like to be the child of an attention whore. Do they feel awkward, ashamed, overly-confident, bitchy, entitled?
I wanted to fuck her so bad in “Nothing But Trouble”
C’mon. I think Demi is advanced enough to realize that Ashton scoring a little poon on the side is both inevitable and healthy. She knew going in that the younger man would need this. So she allows it, it doesn’t bother them, and everyone’s happy.
More chicks should embrace such an open, progressive attitude which reflects the reality of the human condition.
agreed!
(strokes chin beard)
Yes. Yessssss.
HAVE YOU MET COCK DR?
You should be president
Well, have you seen pics of the girl? Even if they have an open relationship, it’s almost insulting. What’s with cheating celebrities? Tired of sleeping with very attractive women?
FEEL THE PAIN.
Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness.
OW WOWOWWOW OWWWWWW…..
Not so good.
She should get herself checked for STDs, because her boy toy may have been playing around in somebody else’s sandbox. Too bad.
Ashton: “Oh Grandma, you’re the the only gal for me… Take your teeth out and wrap your gums around THIS! Oh yeah, that’s the way! Mmmmmm!”
I wonder if they have to use KY jelly consistently now?
I hate that shit. I fart for days afterward
you’re not supposed to eat it.
Oh. Well that explains why I always get sick after sex
that’s probably the taste
Ew you two knock it off thats grosser than oldpeople sex
Are there no optician’s to the stars in hollywood who know how to adjust glasses properly? Her’s drive me nuts. When they are such a heavy frame the fact that they are crooked is ten times more obvious!
GD she is so hot.
…oh please. Like we didnt know that eventually this dude was gonna get tired of hitting that old shit and was gonna find some young pussy to play in…
Let’s see…how long before he get’s sent to rehab for sex addiction? Taking all bets!!
I think he’ll stick with Demi until Michael Douglas takes the gas pipe. Then he’s off to nail Catherine Zeta-Jones and ride her for a few years. Personally, I’d say that’ll be an upgrade.
This is why D-Listed is so much better, real people, real men.
I hate this guy! He’s such a DOUCHE! He deserves to be stuck with that harpie! Why the hell did he marry his mother in the first place?
The best thing that could happen to these two talentless scumbags is to have them barely survive a crash off a 200 foot cliff…just enough so they can crawl from the wreckage and fall into a giant vat of boiling vomit. In which they would both drown.
Omg i know a guy who drowned in a septic tank trying to save his mongoloid son. Now im shitscared of mongoloids. If ashton (gay name anyone?) and d’mee (diva bitch name?) have a kid theres a good chance it’ll have downs.. Fingers xxd they step it up instead of down…
LOL@RoboZombie!!!
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ATTENTION, PEOPLE.
Let’s clarify under what circumstances these grotesque photos were taken.
Yes, it was at the CGI forum. But the particular conference these two shitybags were doing all this calculated PDA shit at was one on….
………………………….SEX SLAVE TRAFFICKING…………………….
If you have to go overboard in your physical PDA stuff, constantly holding on to the other, especially in a public professional setting as she’s doing, that says she’s calculatingly doing so for the cameras and sundry press people to write about.
Real, secure, loving folks don’t have to, and don’t, grasp and cling constantly. Especially in a setting of such serious import as sex trafficking. They or she clearly did this for the public’s consumption in hopes we sucker into their narrative.
Me? Not buying. Like others I am looking at the body language and overly done “gazing-lovingly-adoringly-in-each-others’-eyes” at this serious conference and it all screams of lies and desperation.
The whole thing is ex-tremely inappropriate given the circumstances of where they were and the cause.
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You should expect no less from a 47 yr old who responds to a 20-something giving her husband a phone number by tweeting said 20-something’s phone number to the general public and posting her bikini-clad self portraits taken in a bathroom mirror. For god’s sake, act your age. Or even somewhat closer to your age.
this guy should get some kind of an award or merit for what he has endured.
Oh YEAH he’s in such a terrible situation. Married to a hot wealthy movie star with Bruce Willis coming over every other weekend for barbecue & drinks by the pool.
their whole “relationship” has been nothing but a publicity stunt. Only it sort of backfired, or didn’t work like they thought it would. Demi Moore is even more washed up than when they started, so the whole “cougar” thing never sparked a comeback for her, and Asshat Kutcher is just an annoying….well, asshat. The only people that are amused by this complete douchebag have an IQ that matches their age.
Plus, I’d bet my life savings that Demi Moore’s pussy has teeth.
Has Demi Moore ever viewed the original “Sunset Boulevard”? If not, she should! About a scary older actress in denial of her age with a younger attractive man. No matter how attractive Demi is (or was)..it doesn’t work in the long run.
No matter what the circumstances are, “it” tends not to work in the long run.
if she’s not in a bikini, I don’t give a fuck.
Wow, never saw that one cumming.
NO ONE SAW IT CUMMING MY DEAR FRIEND UPSKRT, EVERYONE THOUGHT THEY WERE THE PERFECT COUPLE. THEY FINALLY HAD ME BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE.
What the hell is with her glasses?
He is stupid and she is fat
fatty fatty 2 by 4
So, this is his accountant, right?
I mean, this isn’t Demi Moore. Right?
Guys?
Help me with this!
When did Woody Allen start doing drag? How long has he been fucking Ashton Kucher? I need to read the gossip blogs more.
please don’t tell demi.
SHE LOVES IT TO BE SEEN AS NAIVE & DUMB AMERICAN.
Looks like a guy who loves his wife to me.
Stop making things up just for a headline, it’s pathetic. You love targeting their relationship because she is older and you don’t think a younger man could ever possibly be faithful to an older woman. Hmm well maybe you couldn’t, but Ashton chose to marry one so he is not that shallow …
Yeah I agree with you Ally, this just seems cheap to mock Demi cause she’s older? she’s still SMOKING HOT and they seem pretty happy to me!
I don’t know, his bodylanguage is very telling here. His eyes are closed as he looks in her direction, the hand that rests on her leg is clenched into a fist (minimizing the amount of actual touching of her skin)…And there have been a lot of pics like that lately, where Demi looks desperate to make contact with her husband who is leaning away from her. This relationship looks to have run its course to me.
And the jabs at her age…well this is the superficial, what’d ya expect? Although she’s not Joan Collins yet, she is 15 years older than he is.
Could there be any two people on Earth that are less Relevant than these two assfucks? Seriously, if they just dissapeared forever, would anyone even give half a shit?
Demi Moore hasn’t done shit in 2 decades, and Asshat Kutcher is the biggest douchebag on the planet. I’d love to see a Snuff film version of Punk’d where this assclown is off’d in some “whacky” way, maybe ground up in a mulcher or something….
The one thing I remember about Demi is she had some pussy hair that wouldn’t quit. I loved that thick bush.
Wow, no love on my previous “Nothing But Trouble” reference?
That movie was great, in a shitty great way
Hey I did….that was a fucked up movie but in a fun way. All I can remember is Dan Akroyd’s nose……..
Ashton looks more and more like Jim Carey by the day. Anyway, it’s definitely true, just look at the awkward body language; he’s kinda pulling away from her in every picture.
yup, i noticed that too..
Why is he groping Nana Mouskouri here?!
Does Ashton Kutcher has a glasses fetish?
Da grammar-police! Just trying to be me right!?
Unfortunally i gotta run! *Runs away*
She held on to that ass munch to stay relevant and her publicist has now decided that the gag was no longer working so she called his publicist and released the cheating story. Next she’ll be the cover of People magazine with the headline “Demi: How I survived infidelity” and she’ll be restrospected as a classic actress and blah, blah, blah. It’ll be Sandra Bullock all over again. Fuckin hollywood bullshit games suck ass!
Shes due for a role in my upcoming flick “Gaping Urinal Sphincter”. Making her cuckold husband/ son watch.
I cant wait to get out of the slammer.
man her neck creeps me out
I call BS. Now, doin’ a dude – THAT I’d believe!
The body language is definitely showing something, however. These are two people who don’t want to be near each other.
I hope he didn’t cheat. I love them as a couple
holy sh!t, FIRST. that never happens to me. everrr.
weird…