Ashton Kutcher is Guilty

September 23rd, 2010 // 93 Comments

Amid rumors he’s been banging a woman with one foot not in the nursing home, Ashton Kutcher made a public appearance with Demi Moore at the Clinton Global Initiative today where the two did their best to pretend this situation wasn’t inevitable. Except they failed miserably because if I didn’t believe the rumors already, I do now. Seriously, they call themselves actors? I’ve seen more believable performances from the guy at the bus station who claims he’s Michael Jackson. Shit, he even touched a kid once! Now that’s commitment.

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  1. Taz

    cheater!

  2. THE REAL TAB

    FIRST! AGAIN IN ONE DAY!

  3. ME

    Third…damn! ::gets gun::

  4. Peanutty

    46 is one foot in the grave? Are you fucking serious? That is gonna bite you in your ass dude.

  5. Slab

    When does their sex tape/vid come out?

  6. THE REAL TAB

    Demi looks great for age..but what is up with the dork-ass glasses?! Stupid.

  7. The Lohans all suck

    Demi is trying much too hard lately to be young and relevant. Her plastic tits, cosmetic surgeries, fake everything is a joke. Any rich bitch who had that much work can look this decent at 46. She jumped the shark 15 years ago…

  8. I didn’t know Ashton Kutcher was married to Groucho Marx.

  9. hoosierhoney

    She’s a conceited bitch…no wonder why Bruce Willis left her.. why would she post herself in a bikini on twitter..wonder what her girls think of that!!

    • Anon

      I always wonder what it’s like to be the child of an attention whore. Do they feel awkward, ashamed, overly-confident, bitchy, entitled?

  10. Deacon Jones

    I wanted to fuck her so bad in “Nothing But Trouble”

  11. Jake

    C’mon. I think Demi is advanced enough to realize that Ashton scoring a little poon on the side is both inevitable and healthy. She knew going in that the younger man would need this. So she allows it, it doesn’t bother them, and everyone’s happy.

    More chicks should embrace such an open, progressive attitude which reflects the reality of the human condition.

  12. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore at Clinton Global Initiative
    Rush
    Commented on this photo:

    FEEL THE PAIN.

  13. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore at Clinton Global Initiative
    Rush
    Commented on this photo:

    Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness.

  14. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore at Clinton Global Initiative
    Rush
    Commented on this photo:

    OW WOWOWWOW OWWWWWW…..

  15. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore at Clinton Global Initiative
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Not so good.
    She should get herself checked for STDs, because her boy toy may have been playing around in somebody else’s sandbox. Too bad.

  16. fester

    Ashton: “Oh Grandma, you’re the the only gal for me… Take your teeth out and wrap your gums around THIS! Oh yeah, that’s the way! Mmmmmm!”

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    the only opinion that matters
    Commented on this photo:

    Are there no optician’s to the stars in hollywood who know how to adjust glasses properly? Her’s drive me nuts. When they are such a heavy frame the fact that they are crooked is ten times more obvious!

  18. dbag-enormous

    GD she is so hot.

  19. …oh please. Like we didnt know that eventually this dude was gonna get tired of hitting that old shit and was gonna find some young pussy to play in…

  20. Rimba

    Let’s see…how long before he get’s sent to rehab for sex addiction? Taking all bets!!

  21. Crabby Old Guy

    I think he’ll stick with Demi until Michael Douglas takes the gas pipe. Then he’s off to nail Catherine Zeta-Jones and ride her for a few years. Personally, I’d say that’ll be an upgrade.

  22. Peanutty

    This is why D-Listed is so much better, real people, real men.

  23. RoboZombie

    I hate this guy! He’s such a DOUCHE! He deserves to be stuck with that harpie! Why the hell did he marry his mother in the first place?
    The best thing that could happen to these two talentless scumbags is to have them barely survive a crash off a 200 foot cliff…just enough so they can crawl from the wreckage and fall into a giant vat of boiling vomit. In which they would both drown.

  24. RasputinsLiver

    *

    ATTENTION, PEOPLE.

    Let’s clarify under what circumstances these grotesque photos were taken.

    Yes, it was at the CGI forum. But the particular conference these two shitybags were doing all this calculated PDA shit at was one on….

    ………………………….SEX SLAVE TRAFFICKING…………………….

    If you have to go overboard in your physical PDA stuff, constantly holding on to the other, especially in a public professional setting as she’s doing, that says she’s calculatingly doing so for the cameras and sundry press people to write about.

    Real, secure, loving folks don’t have to, and don’t, grasp and cling constantly. Especially in a setting of such serious import as sex trafficking. They or she clearly did this for the public’s consumption in hopes we sucker into their narrative.

    Me? Not buying. Like others I am looking at the body language and overly done “gazing-lovingly-adoringly-in-each-others’-eyes” at this serious conference and it all screams of lies and desperation.

    The whole thing is ex-tremely inappropriate given the circumstances of where they were and the cause.

    *

    • Cameo

      You should expect no less from a 47 yr old who responds to a 20-something giving her husband a phone number by tweeting said 20-something’s phone number to the general public and posting her bikini-clad self portraits taken in a bathroom mirror. For god’s sake, act your age. Or even somewhat closer to your age.

  25. this guy should get some kind of an award or merit for what he has endured.

    • Cock Dr

      Oh YEAH he’s in such a terrible situation. Married to a hot wealthy movie star with Bruce Willis coming over every other weekend for barbecue & drinks by the pool.

      • Righty Whitey

        their whole “relationship” has been nothing but a publicity stunt. Only it sort of backfired, or didn’t work like they thought it would. Demi Moore is even more washed up than when they started, so the whole “cougar” thing never sparked a comeback for her, and Asshat Kutcher is just an annoying….well, asshat. The only people that are amused by this complete douchebag have an IQ that matches their age.

        Plus, I’d bet my life savings that Demi Moore’s pussy has teeth.

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    joy
    Commented on this photo:

    Has Demi Moore ever viewed the original “Sunset Boulevard”? If not, she should! About a scary older actress in denial of her age with a younger attractive man. No matter how attractive Demi is (or was)..it doesn’t work in the long run.

  27. Hugh Gentry

    if she’s not in a bikini, I don’t give a fuck.

  28. Upskrt Celebs

    Wow, never saw that one cumming.

    • THE REAL CAPS LOCK

      NO ONE SAW IT CUMMING MY DEAR FRIEND UPSKRT, EVERYONE THOUGHT THEY WERE THE PERFECT COUPLE. THEY FINALLY HAD ME BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE.

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    Kim
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is with her glasses?

  30. mercy

    He is stupid and she is fat

  31. mercy

    fatty fatty 2 by 4

  32. welldoneson

    So, this is his accountant, right?
    I mean, this isn’t Demi Moore. Right?
    Guys?
    Help me with this!

  33. Bow Down Assholes

    When did Woody Allen start doing drag? How long has he been fucking Ashton Kucher? I need to read the gossip blogs more.

  34. captain america

    please don’t tell demi.
    SHE LOVES IT TO BE SEEN AS NAIVE & DUMB AMERICAN.

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    Ally
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a guy who loves his wife to me.

    Stop making things up just for a headline, it’s pathetic. You love targeting their relationship because she is older and you don’t think a younger man could ever possibly be faithful to an older woman. Hmm well maybe you couldn’t, but Ashton chose to marry one so he is not that shallow …

    • Jenny

      Yeah I agree with you Ally, this just seems cheap to mock Demi cause she’s older? she’s still SMOKING HOT and they seem pretty happy to me!

    • I don’t know, his bodylanguage is very telling here. His eyes are closed as he looks in her direction, the hand that rests on her leg is clenched into a fist (minimizing the amount of actual touching of her skin)…And there have been a lot of pics like that lately, where Demi looks desperate to make contact with her husband who is leaning away from her. This relationship looks to have run its course to me.

      And the jabs at her age…well this is the superficial, what’d ya expect? Although she’s not Joan Collins yet, she is 15 years older than he is.

  36. Righty Whitey

    Could there be any two people on Earth that are less Relevant than these two assfucks? Seriously, if they just dissapeared forever, would anyone even give half a shit?

    Demi Moore hasn’t done shit in 2 decades, and Asshat Kutcher is the biggest douchebag on the planet. I’d love to see a Snuff film version of Punk’d where this assclown is off’d in some “whacky” way, maybe ground up in a mulcher or something….

  37. Lovemypubichairthick

    The one thing I remember about Demi is she had some pussy hair that wouldn’t quit. I loved that thick bush.

  38. Deacon Jones

    Wow, no love on my previous “Nothing But Trouble” reference?

    That movie was great, in a shitty great way

    • Fabiaire

      Hey I did….that was a fucked up movie but in a fun way. All I can remember is Dan Akroyd’s nose……..

  39. dsfdd

    Ashton looks more and more like Jim Carey by the day. Anyway, it’s definitely true, just look at the awkward body language; he’s kinda pulling away from her in every picture.

  40. Rhialto

    Why is he groping Nana Mouskouri here?!

  41. Darth

    Does Ashton Kutcher has a glasses fetish?

  42. She held on to that ass munch to stay relevant and her publicist has now decided that the gag was no longer working so she called his publicist and released the cheating story. Next she’ll be the cover of People magazine with the headline “Demi: How I survived infidelity” and she’ll be restrospected as a classic actress and blah, blah, blah. It’ll be Sandra Bullock all over again. Fuckin hollywood bullshit games suck ass!

  43. Max Hardcore

    Shes due for a role in my upcoming flick “Gaping Urinal Sphincter”. Making her cuckold husband/ son watch.

    I cant wait to get out of the slammer.

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    gogo
    Commented on this photo:

    man her neck creeps me out

  45. GG1000

    I call BS. Now, doin’ a dude – THAT I’d believe!

    The body language is definitely showing something, however. These are two people who don’t want to be near each other.

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    nursekimmie
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope he didn’t cheat. I love them as a couple

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    jerseyshorebitches.
    Commented on this photo:

    holy sh!t, FIRST. that never happens to me. everrr.
    weird…

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