Ashton Kutcher is Cheating on This

September 1st, 2010 // 203 Comments

Seen here doing her best Buffalo Bill impression – “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.” – Demi Moore is apparently getting two-timed by Ashton Kutcher if you consider Star a reliable source, and that he’d be retarded enough to do it right outside of Madeo where Harvey Levin sleeps with a walkie talkie and a pair of binoculars:

“Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her,” an eyewitness, who was on his way to the restroom tells Star. “I was shocked to see him sucking face with a girl who obviously wasn’t Demi.”
When Demi learns the truth of about the steamy session — which Ashton’s rep denied — it will be her worst fear come true.
“All along, Demi was told it would never work, that he’s going to cheat,” a friend tells Star. “When she finds out that it happened, she’ll be devastated.”

Ignoring whether or not any of this is true or not (It isn’t.), I’m pretty sure Demi Moore’s worst fear is less along the lines of Ashton Kutcher leaving her and more along the lines of having to duct tape her own chin back on. That’s probably the one keeping her up at night.

ASHTON: Demi, I cheated on you.
DEMI: Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Is my forehead still attached? I feel drafty all of a sudden.

UPDATE: Ashton is already responding on Twitter, of course: “I think Star magazine calling me a “cheater” qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees.” (Thanks to Chloe in the comments.)

Photos: DailyBooth

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  1. birdl

    So basically, what we have here is a 50ish has-been movie star from the 80s/90s trying DESPERATELY to stay somehow relevant in today’s Hollywood. These Twit-Shit-Pics blatantly scream…

    “Hey, I’m Demi Moore, remember me?? I may be older, but I can still rock a bikini, dontcha think. Won’t somebody… anybody… PLEASE hire me! PLEASE!!! I’m desperate, I’ll take anything. For Christ’s sake, I married a 20-something King-of-the-Douche-Nozzles just to try and stay in the tabloids so you’d remember my name. Can’t you see how bottom of the barrel I am??”

    Don’t get me wrong… I’d hire her, but her role would have to involve that bikini and some knee pads. Hey Demi, “I pledge… to bust a nasty nut all up in dat azz.”

    • James

      Absolutely. ‘Desperation’, ‘insecurity’ and ‘yet obsessed with myself’ are terms that immediately come to mind looking at these pictures.

      Think of how her kids feel…I would be mortified (even if I had a mom with a body like that) that my mother would be posting sh*t like those on Twitter like some teen…

      • *Scryingeyes*

        @James….I couldn’t have said it better! It would be very embarrassing for me
        if my mother was that insecure & obsessed with herself. I would try to get her some help. She probably feels threathened over her own daughters because of their young bodies and she’s trying to keep up with a young husband. You know her and her hubby really are immature! But her being almost 50 years old? She really needs to be a role model for those girls!

        Demi will someday be a grandmother. Can you immagine what the grandchildren will think of their slutty grandma dancing on table tops in videos? She needs to get her head out of her ass & take a good look around her & thank the high heavens she was “Lucky” enough to get rich. She’s NOT the best actress in the world, nor by far the prettiest. Actually, without all her expensive make-up etc. she really isn’t beautiful either, she’s just attractive. I might add too; since I’ve been a cosmetologist, master colorist, & master hair designer since 1984; I’d be lying if I didn’t say her dark hair makes her look much older. I would definitely lighten her hair, even if it was only to put some highlights throughout. ;-)

  2. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    SW
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m thinking that people who complain about her having surgeries to look good and claim to like it “all natural” are lying to themselves and are just jealous that they let themselves go to crap and will never look that good.

    • *Scryingeyes*

      Some of us who have decided to take care of ourselves aren’t insecure and afraid of mother nature. We’ve had to work very hard to stay in shape without the help of nips & tucks, surgeries, and massive amounts of veneer on our teeth. Ya know; some of us can, and do look as good, if not better than she does! So, “all natural” I would have to say IS a solid statement!

  3. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    *Scryingeyes*
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s totally obsessed & self absorbed! Her daughters are more mature than she is. Wonder what her daughters really think down deep inside about their immmature mother? And courtyardpigeon~ I agree with you, she is only ATTRACTIVE not beautiful. She has not one ounce of class nor dignity! True sexiness honestly comes from within! That being said; seems that hasn’t arrived at perfection or full development yet. It’s still crude & unfinished. To bad you can’t buy that Demi! She needs feedback from people to reinforce her self esteem guys, can’t you see that?

  4. Reg

    I am glad that this grainy cell phone mirror shot did not have a skidmarked toilet, a heap of dirty socks and a toddler in the background.

    • *Scryingeyes*

      @Reg….LMFAO! It might have had all that, who knows? She doesn’t have to worry about those things because her housekeeper does all the work!

  5. Today's Date

    Is this picture for her myspace page? Is she 13?

  6. boOO

    whats wrong with this woman???
    not matter how good she look … she is old

  7. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    tara
    Commented on this photo:

    hence why she is wearing sunglasses! she OLD!!! anyone can look like that – plastic surgery body and buttaface!!

  8. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    sheena
    Commented on this photo:

    niee bathroom

  9. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    MUCHA PAJA
    Commented on this photo:

    WAOOO QUIERO HACER LA PAJA CONTIGO QUIERO HACER SEXO CONTIGO

  10. Puddin' Taine

    I’d still scramble her ovaries, 50 yrs old or not

  11. The MAN

    I would fuck her pussy hard and leave her with a messy cream pie!

  12. lauren

    Ashton is really a gay man. Demi is his cover. What forty year old poses in a bikini and post it on the internet?

  13. captain america

    americans only see the outside of it.
    BUT YOU’RE EXPECTED TO LIVE WITH THIS GRANNY.(demi moore/less)

    don’t forget her brains are full of wrinkles, folks.
    YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT TO!!

  14. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    Casci
    Commented on this photo:

    So very sad….Im more interested in the interior design of her bathroom….very stylish.

  15. Bosco

    Ashton can get 40 year old poontang when he is 80. Time to hit some younger strange.

  16. mike

    retarded doesn’t mean stupid. using it shows your true character.

  17. bitingontinfoil

    he’s cheating on a thai tranny?

  18. anonymous

    I bet she is good from far but far from good.

  19. Kate

    I think it’s sad… that a mature (maybe?) woman has to twitter photos of her self in a binkini with shades on in her bathroom! Being married to a man that much younger, it’s impossible for the marriage to survive. Ashton won’t be happy with a 55 year old wife. I do think Demi looks fantastic in her bathing suit and if this photo was taken on the beach (by someone else other then Demi), I’d rate it a 10. But the fact she’s taking her own photo is a bit pathetic. Anyone remember Ashton leaving his cell phone in a cab and that cell phone was full of naked photos of Demi? The cab driver wanted a million to return it. Anyone know how that turned out?

  20. M

    Her body looks like super sculpey… stop taking “how to be a twitter skank” notes from Coco, Demi. Bitch had this from day one…

  21. bitingontinfoil

    Wow…I *thought* she looked familiar in that vid!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY_DF2Af3LM&feature=related

  22. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    While Demi is far hotter and wealthier than I will ever be, something calls upon me to ask if she has some kind of Tara Reid stomach thing going on?

  23. Bill Clinton

    Proof that you can take the Redneck outta the trailer park – but you can’t take the trailer park outta the tired old nasty Redneck.

  24. Bored with life

    I would DESTROY her ass!

  25. Just A Thought

    It’s pretty obvious that Ashton is only in it for her money, her fame and what she could do for his career. It’s bizarre that these older women don’t see that, but then, maybe they don’t want to.

    • ham

      This is just a thought, but wouldn’t it be no better if he were in it for some other superficial qualities like youth, beauty and fertility?

  26. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    eve934
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do you care so much what Demi does, scryingeyes. Guess what, she doesn’t even know who you are and doesnt’ care wtf you think. Sorry to burst your bubble that you think you are sooo important.

  27. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    WowzersTrowzers
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with the glasses? Who wears sun glasses in their own damn bathroom? The only morons I see posting online pics in their bathroom listen to Justin Beaver, wear a thousand silly bands, and think Twilight was the most awesome movie ever made. And Asston Coocher…he has as much talent as the last stinky deposit I made. It was a doozie- almost requiring a helmet and handlebars so suppose that is a slight compliment in his direction.

  28. Marcus

    If I had that body i would totally bang it.. wait no, that’s not what i meant.. If i had that body i would be totally touching myself constantly.. wait no.. If i had that body i would be showing it off all the time too..

  29. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope not. She is smokin’ hot.

  30. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    Rick's Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Reading these comments…you ALL must be white.
    LMFAO!

  31. Eve

    I cannot believe all those comments. she looks hot not just only for her age but in general. Also most of you are freaking out because she is enjoying her life and not obsessed with age thing, making jealous all stupid narrow-minded people.

    • *Scryingeyes*

      @EVE…You must need a reality check if you don’t think Demi is “not obsesssed with age thing”. And most of us here are NOT jealous, we’re merely making true statements. Are you sure you’re not projecting when you state that all of us are stupid narrow-minded people????

  32. bobski

    i would poo on her shoe

  33. ClassyDirtyChick

    Just looked at The way she dances, SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DUCK WITH A WONKY FUCKED UP LEG!!!!!

    FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!

  34. Maplewood

    Hey look, it’s an old lady in a bikini!

  35. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    gonzo
    Commented on this photo:

    yea, I alway wear my sunglasses in my underwear in the bathroom taking photos of myself —- WTF..still, I’d bang that fool in a heartbeat

  36. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    ismackdemhoes
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m just saying, her camera phone takes crappy pics. She needs to upgrade.

  37. Talis

    I’m amazed at the “Ageism” in this society! They’re crucifying Demi for taking a pic of herself in a bikini? So what Demi is 47! She could be 60 and if she takes care of her body and wants to post a pic of herself on Twitter why should anyone give her shit for it? I could understand being critical if she was showing her boobs and trying to look sexy but she’s in her freakin bikini! She looks fabulous and she’s having fun. Ooops I forgot, when you’re 47 you’re not supposed to be sexual or have a fun anymore. Getting older happens to all of us eventually. I don’t understand why everyone is so critical of Women as they age. The Women then get cosmetic procedures to help fight the signs of aging (Geee I wonder why?) and she’s given shit for that too! You can’t win! Demi, you rock and you’re beautiful, surgery or not. If I had a bod like you I’d post a pic too!

  38. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    Satsuma
    Commented on this photo:

    can I look like that when I’m in my 40s?

  39. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    Please isn’t the fact that she makes more in a week than most of us do in a year satisfying enough for her? Fucking Hollywood freak.

  40. Ray Sist

    Implants

  41. RRider

    She looks like a lipo-sucked, implanted, face-lifted woman pushing 50. Big Whoop.

  42. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    xix
    Commented on this photo:

    I will fuck her hard and she will forget her name….demi’s body is the best ever…

  43. Becca

    She’s desperate. She knows he’s cheating and she’s trying to catch her next fling by showing the tween and teen guys on twitter how “hot” a 50 y/o can be… in her own mind at least.

  44. Bored with life

    How about you fuck off and die?

  45. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    M.J.
    Commented on this photo:

    Demi is absolutely SMOKIN hott!!! But, MY fantasy movie for her to star in next is one with interracial porn star Shane Diesel (aka, BLACKZILLA). Even though I think Demi is still totally fucking amazing…..I would LOVE to see what she could do with Shane Diesel!

  46. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    Jessica
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know why anyone is surprised. She married a man over 20 years younger? She’s obviously in denial over her age. I don’t care what anybody says that’s not natural to be with somebody that much younger whether you’re a man or a woman it’s gross. THe only people that want to see old people naked are other people.

  47. Demi Moore in a Bikini
    i loled
    Commented on this photo:

    your so fucking old stop taking slutty 16 year old girl facebook style pics, are you for real? lool

  48. booo hoo

    I’m more shocked that she uses that totally toxic toothpaste Crest. She should know better than that! I thought she was a mostly raw foodist and into health. LOL.

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