Ashton Kutcher is The Saddest Millionaire Poonhound In The Whole Wide World

Here’s a sad and forlorn Ashton Kutcher in New York yesterday where he somehow found himself still invited to last night’s GQ Gentlemen’s Ball despite banging a 22-year-old party girl on his sixth wedding anniversary to Demi Moore. Then again, they did discuss pressing political issues and just look at those pouty faces, he’s really sowwy. If these photos were a tweet, they’d probably read, “I’m a sad wittle gatekeeper without his mom-mom :( :(“

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