Here’s a sad and forlorn Ashton Kutcher in New York yesterday where he somehow found himself still invited to last night’s GQ Gentlemen’s Ball despite banging a 22-year-old party girl on his sixth wedding anniversary to Demi Moore. Then again, they did discuss pressing political issues and just look at those pouty faces, he’s really sowwy. If these photos were a tweet, they’d probably read, “I’m a sad wittle gatekeeper without his mom-mom :( :(”
Photo: INFdaily, Splash News
Is it time for a Sad Ashton meme? I hope not.
I think this is the first time i’ve ever noticed how well another man is dressed.
Was it the hat? I’m guessing it was the hat.
Yeah, I like the clothes. It’s just that the self pity makes me feel stabby.
Wait—really? This is what you consider a well-dressed man?
Yeah. He’s still a horrible person, but I like the outfit. Yes, including the beanie.
Is there a well dressed man in this photo? Possibly one out of focus in the background?
I will accept “dressing like a hipster douche” is in fashion…but under no circumstances will I allow that to be synonymous with “well dressed”. This is my line in the sand, beyond that is only mutually assured destruction.
Amen,..
The hipster fashion mix is a trainwreck
“Today I’ll wear a suit jacket and a tie,…WHOA,.I look too much like a normal guy, better flash this out with hmmm,..Oh yeah a jacket 1 size too short and,..and Hemp cap,..Oh yeah baby, now I’m just another kid on the quad, no way they can think I’m unhip now.”
Every Ashton ensemble screams “Hi I’m a douche that’s just clashing fashion so I can pretend I’m Coldplay after hours”
There are a LOT of celebrities who know how to dress well w/out going over the top or just going for scenester d-bag cred, He is NOT one of them.
Its not a purse! Its a European carry-all!
Dammit, Frank! You beat me to it! And only by a couple of minutes, damn! He could really use a fur coat though.
You got a question, you ask the eight ball.
Nothing says ready for heavy action like a beanie and a Murse !
Ready for what kind of action ? I he ready to bend over and have a cornhole event?
That is well dressed?
I like the jacket, and the audacity to sling a manpurse.
Everything else here, including what’s in it, is meh.
If you were to kick out every person who picks up a little strange every now and again, you’d probably have no one in attendance at your GQ Gentlemen’s Ball.
Aren’t “gentleman’s” clubs where gentlemen go to have random sluts grind on them and throw $100 bills around with the assumption that enough money she’ll let you bang her?
Keanu Reeves is not happy.
It’s like “Sad Keanu,” only with 50% more douchiness.
Nothing a savage beating won’t cure.
…and he’s still a douchy dressing, douchy douche.
Aaaaand not to mention that Two and a Half Men is starting to tank in ratings. way to ruin your own life, dickwad.
Time to take a vacation to Barcelona.
Rent a big boat, pick up chicks, and get some really good kind bud. Hit up the harbor for some jumbo prawns. Dock and hit a couple of discos in the Gothic section at night. Bam!
Plastic man with plastic acting marries (literally) plastic woman and… everyone’s surprised that it didn’t end well?
Sorry, this is not my planet.
Have you seen Ashton “acting” at some point? All I’ve seen is a very Keanu-ish propensity for portraying the same goofy and mildly-retarded character over and over…which I suspect is just his actual personality.
Ashton Doucher and Courtney Stodden’s creepy old husband must have read the same “chicks dig beanies” memo.
Yeah, but Doug actually seems fun and seems to be having fun unlike sulky boy who makes 1000 times more money than Doug.
get some rope……….
………..search for a big tree.
climb in the tree like monkees do.
……….put it around around your neck and do not forget to attach it to the tree.
close your eyes & jump.
…………..you enjoyed living?
Stick to the box of chocolates stuff, Forrest.
Are you telling me The Monkees were actually too busy climbing trees to put anybody down? Wow, I learned something today.
Time for another campfire with Demi , so you can discuss banging January Jones and the other girls again?
Boo hoo , so sad , why don’t you volunteer at a soup kitchen so you can see real people with real , day to day problems cope .
Is he sad because it’s the holiday season and he won’t be able to openly have is love child with January Jones at his holiday gatherings?
it must cost ashton a lot of money to look this homeless.
Awwwwww, him’s a sad widdle boy since him wuz caught with him’s pant down — *Sniffle*
It must be “punchable face” day on The Superficial – first Michael Lohan, then Ashton Kutcher, then Dough Hutchison . . .
I want to smash his nads. Really, really badly. Make them pop like itty bitty balloons.
Please do. Then post here, and provide a link for contributions to your legal defense fund, and another link to pre-order your soon to be bestselling book “I punched douchehole kutcher right in his ‘nads”. FYI, when you go to look for Ashton’s ‘nads, don’t forget to check Demi’s purse.
Oh sad, sad panda. He wasn’t too sad on his anniversary. He’s so gross!
Please quit hounding me, so I leave that crazy-clingy-nagging old woman who is driving me nutz with her schizophrenic psycho narcissistic paranoid delusional disorders and let me be freeeee!?
This is the expression his publicist told him to walk around in public to garner as much possible public sympahthy. This is the best acting he’s done in a while but it’s still a major FAIL! Not buying it dude. Hope Demi has enough $ to keep you kept for the rest of your life because you are over my man.
This mediocre overpaid “actor” is sad he got caught cheating on his wife? Cry me a frigging river!
He should learn from this 17years old Christian Owens.
http://goo.gl/eGkJl
He is dressed very well. Looks good .still a douche
I immediately thought there was a roach on his hand.