Ashton Kutcher Got a Haircut and Other News

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- Blue Ivy joins this prestigious list of celebrity offspring saddled with the passive-aggressive hatred their parents feel as a result of the burden of child-rearing. [theCHIVE]

- And here’s where the blessed miracle of Beyonce giving birth happened. [TMZ]

- Katy Perry is turning away our only ally. [Huffington Post]

- Madonna wearing a cape and hobo gloves. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Chastain deserves some attention. [Lainey Gossip]

- Yvonne Strahovski is the new naked/body-paint Sobe chick. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tennis pro Caroline Wozniacki and the most in depth cameltoe analysis you’ll ever see. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Mayra Suarez is a living person who happens to be in her underwear. Neat. [Popoholic]

- Ke$ha shaved her hair because drugs are just awful for you. [TooFab]

- Robert Pattinson: Ditto. [The Fab Life]

- George Lucas sticks it to the rich white men who control Hollywood. Wait. [FilmDrunk]

- Queen Latifah’s dad bought her a gun at age 5. No, Really. [Starpulse]

- That movie where Jon Hamm checks out Megan Fox’s ass for an entire scene has a trailer. [Just Jared]

- Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. [IDLYITW]

- Shit Nobody Says, well except for the guy in this video. [Heavy]

- Britney Spears to Lindsay Lohan: “What now, bitch?” [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Most Tempting Mistresses in Sports although I think they prefer the term aspiring actress. [Bleacher Report]

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