Ashton Kutcher Got a Haircut and Other News

January 12th, 2012 // 43 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Blue Ivy joins this prestigious list of celebrity offspring saddled with the passive-aggressive hatred their parents feel as a result of the burden of child-rearing. [theCHIVE]

- And here’s where the blessed miracle of Beyonce giving birth happened. [TMZ]

- Katy Perry is turning away our only ally. [Huffington Post]

- Madonna wearing a cape and hobo gloves. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Chastain deserves some attention. [Lainey Gossip]

- Yvonne Strahovski is the new naked/body-paint Sobe chick. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tennis pro Caroline Wozniacki and the most in depth cameltoe analysis you’ll ever see. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Mayra Suarez is a living person who happens to be in her underwear. Neat. [Popoholic]

- Ke$ha shaved her hair because drugs are just awful for you. [TooFab]

- Robert Pattinson: Ditto. [The Fab Life]

- George Lucas sticks it to the rich white men who control Hollywood. Wait. [FilmDrunk]

- Queen Latifah‘s dad bought her a gun at age 5. No, Really. [Starpulse]

- That movie where Jon Hamm checks out Megan Fox‘s ass for an entire scene has a trailer. [Just Jared]

- Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. [IDLYITW]

- Shit Nobody Says, well except for the guy in this video. [Heavy]

- Britney Spears to Lindsay Lohan: “What now, bitch?” [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Most Tempting Mistresses in Sports although I think they prefer the term aspiring actress. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour Jon Cryer
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ll let Jon answer the question, “what do the crumbs of other actors taste like?”

  2. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour Chuck Lorre
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    What an anti-magnetic.

  3. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    “If this thumb could talk,” he pondered.

  4. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour Chuck Lorre
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pssst. Hey, Chuck…What do you call ten Jewish bitches in a basement? A whine cellar!”

  5. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    “… and that’s the best way I know how to explain the string theory.”

  6. Coyote

    Wow He almost looks human.

  7. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour
    Oh No
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he’s about to cackle impishly and steal your jellybeans

  8. Ewwwww! I hate it!!!

  9. God I hope he adopts a black baby next…

  10. Casey

    Between this and the ugly and/or fat girls highlighting the Peoples Choice Awards, this appears to be a gold star day so far…if you’re not looking for anything interesting, that is.

  11. I'm A Jerk

    It’s the curse of The Sheen. He’s being possessed by the same demon that almost killed Charlie. It’s like a Twin Peaks or a bad Stephen King Novel from the early 80s.

  12. Freebie

    Wow, he looks so much better with a haircut and shave.

  13. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside I’m really crying, you might join me for a weep.

  14. Frank Burns

    He’s really transformed himself, from a total douchebag into a total douchebag with short hair.

  15. Venom

    To think if Charlie Sheen had not fucked up his life we might never have had to see this douchebag ever again in our lives, or at least 90% as much as we do now.

    Thanks a lot Charlie.

  16. doctor snuggles

    I wonder: he saw CATWEAZLE(the movie)?

  17. friendlystoner

    Is it me or does he look like Christopher reeve after his accident in the main pic

  18. ITSME

    HE WANT DEMI MOORE BACK!!!!! THATS THE TRUTH!!!!

  19. Sir Digby Chicken Caeser

    Ricky Perry got Botox?

  20. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour
    JosieBelle
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like he’s two steps from turning into The Joker – which still wouldn’t help his acting “career”.

  21. cc

    Now all he has to do is stop covering it with a douchecap.

  22. It's the kimkim, bitches

    I didn’t think it was possible for him to look worse than he already did, but, lo and behold….

  23. Katie

    Jesus Christ I didn’t read it at first and didn’t really look too close I totally thought it WAS Charlie Sheen for a half second. *shudder*

  24. Soviet Snow

    It’s the Tom Cruise, Eric Bana, and Dennis Quaid look!

  25. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour Jon Cryer
    Yo
    Commented on this photo:

    Seems like he had a cheek implant.

  26. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the “Used-to-be-Superman-but-fell-off-my-horse-and-now-need-tubes-to-live” look he’s got going there.

  27. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour
    icu
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    so what? now he’s a hipster douchebag with short hair.

  28. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour
    YayaToure
    Commented on this photo:

    ironic that it’s pretty similar to the trademark charlie sheen cut?

  29. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour
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    I like the yellow on yellow going on. I mean the yellow teeth against the yellow background.

  30. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    I take it back. Keep the beard.

  31. tlmck

    Going for the Christopher Reeve look?

  32. That Thing

    None of this matters. He’s still a bad fit for 2 1/2 Men.

  33. Ashton Kutcher New Haircut TCA Tour
    Whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh oh oh, I know this one! Charlie Sheen!

  34. Donutz

    Haircut looks scarily similar to Charlie’s… coincidence?

    I THINK NOT!!

  35. Imoonah

    His face looks like it is too tight.. not sure what he did botox and caps on his teeth but he looks artificial

  36. Kutcher likes cocks in mouth

    Charlie Sheen needs to grow some balls and end this **** !

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