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- Blue Ivy joins this prestigious list of celebrity offspring saddled with the passive-aggressive hatred their parents feel as a result of the burden of child-rearing. [theCHIVE]
- And here’s where the blessed miracle of Beyonce giving birth happened. [TMZ]
- Katy Perry is turning away our only ally. [Huffington Post]
- Madonna wearing a cape and hobo gloves. [Dlisted]
- Jessica Chastain deserves some attention. [Lainey Gossip]
- Yvonne Strahovski is the new naked/body-paint Sobe chick. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Tennis pro Caroline Wozniacki and the most in depth cameltoe analysis you’ll ever see. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Mayra Suarez is a living person who happens to be in her underwear. Neat. [Popoholic]
- Ke$ha shaved her hair because drugs are just awful for you. [TooFab]
- Robert Pattinson: Ditto. [The Fab Life]
- George Lucas sticks it to the rich white men who control Hollywood. Wait. [FilmDrunk]
- Queen Latifah‘s dad bought her a gun at age 5. No, Really. [Starpulse]
- That movie where Jon Hamm checks out Megan Fox‘s ass for an entire scene has a trailer. [Just Jared]
- Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. [IDLYITW]
- Shit Nobody Says, well except for the guy in this video. [Heavy]
- Britney Spears to Lindsay Lohan: “What now, bitch?” [BuzzFeed]
- The 20 Most Tempting Mistresses in Sports although I think they prefer the term aspiring actress. [Bleacher Report]
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“I’ll let Jon answer the question, “what do the crumbs of other actors taste like?”
What an anti-magnetic.
“If this thumb could talk,” he pondered.
“Pssst. Hey, Chuck…What do you call ten Jewish bitches in a basement? A whine cellar!”
“… and that’s the best way I know how to explain the string theory.”
Yeah right, Sheldon Cooper rebukes him in the name of Jesus.
Or did the string theory refer to his stringy wife, with stringy hair?
Wow He almost looks human.
Nice! ’bout time you gayed up this joint fish! I salute you in coming out!
Looks like he’s about to cackle impishly and steal your jellybeans
Ewwwww! I hate it!!!
God I hope he adopts a black baby next…
Between this and the ugly and/or fat girls highlighting the Peoples Choice Awards, this appears to be a gold star day so far…if you’re not looking for anything interesting, that is.
It’s the curse of The Sheen. He’s being possessed by the same demon that almost killed Charlie. It’s like a Twin Peaks or a bad Stephen King Novel from the early 80s.
+10
Wow, he looks so much better with a haircut and shave.
I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside I’m really crying, you might join me for a weep.
He’s really transformed himself, from a total douchebag into a total douchebag with short hair.
+1
To think if Charlie Sheen had not fucked up his life we might never have had to see this douchebag ever again in our lives, or at least 90% as much as we do now.
Thanks a lot Charlie.
I wonder: he saw CATWEAZLE(the movie)?
Is it me or does he look like Christopher reeve after his accident in the main pic
More like Christopher Reeve after the funeral. Blah.
I was just thinking the very same thing
HE WANT DEMI MOORE BACK!!!!! THATS THE TRUTH!!!!
Ricky Perry got Botox?
He looks like he’s two steps from turning into The Joker – which still wouldn’t help his acting “career”.
Now all he has to do is stop covering it with a douchecap.
I didn’t think it was possible for him to look worse than he already did, but, lo and behold….
Jesus Christ I didn’t read it at first and didn’t really look too close I totally thought it WAS Charlie Sheen for a half second. *shudder*
It’s the Tom Cruise, Eric Bana, and Dennis Quaid look!
Seems like he had a cheek implant.
I like the “Used-to-be-Superman-but-fell-off-my-horse-and-now-need-tubes-to-live” look he’s got going there.
so what? now he’s a hipster douchebag with short hair.
ironic that it’s pretty similar to the trademark charlie sheen cut?
I like the yellow on yellow going on. I mean the yellow teeth against the yellow background.
I take it back. Keep the beard.
Going for the Christopher Reeve look?
None of this matters. He’s still a bad fit for 2 1/2 Men.
Oh oh oh, I know this one! Charlie Sheen!
Haircut looks scarily similar to Charlie’s… coincidence?
I THINK NOT!!
His face looks like it is too tight.. not sure what he did botox and caps on his teeth but he looks artificial
Charlie Sheen needs to grow some balls and end this **** !