Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Will Fix Their Marriage With Israel Magic

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were spotted in Israel yesterday (above) where they’re rumored to be renewing their vows and restoring their possibly open marriage through the power of Kabbalah. Or they’re just speakers at a world peace conference which is equally retarded, but back to the marriage stuff:

Did these people seriously go to Israel to resolve a conflict? Israel. If you don’t see the irony in that, here’s an ICP song about magnets. On that note, renewing your vows in a holy city doesn’t suddenly make your marriage more sacred and spiritual. Unless buying plane tickets and having a lot of free time is some higher level of Kabbalahism. In which case, that explains Madonna’s penchant for international child-snatching. I just assumed it was a rich person thing.

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