As Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore‘s marriage appears to be turning into whatever kind of dust Demi’s made out of, the two have remained uncharacteristically quiet about the the latest cheating rumors. Or at least were until Ashton fired off the following tweet early this morning:
#nowplaying open.spotify.com/track/1i8rqFjs…
That link sends you to Public Enemy’s “Don’t Believe The Hype” which either is a cryptic message about the tabloid reports, or Ashton Kutcher really is as big of a douche as his Twitter bio suggests. In the meantime, Demi Moore posted the above photo with the following caption:
I see through you….
Nope, nothing to read into that. Just your normal everyday photo caption with absolutely no deeper meaning lying underneath. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to line myself with lead before Demi Moore sees my pancreas. Apparently she sees through shit.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News, Twitter
thru what her eyelids? she looks like a stiff at a wake. no wonder he cheats
no doubt any longe: THIS GRANNY IS DONE WITH LIFE, folks!!
(ashton: just run & don’t look back.)
I think she died of old age. Someone poke it with a stick.
Either break up or stay together, stop dragging it out.
note to grandma – if you’re trying to keep your MUCH YOUNGER spouse, dispense with the Bride of Frankenstien grey streaks. and fuckin’ have a meal or two, or in her case fifty. oh also, taking corpse pics isn’t a turn on either.
To Dummy Moore –
When your pubes turn gray,
your boy-toy will stray.
And dump you he must,
’cause your vag smells like dust.
I want this etched in Granite for my kitchen.
It made me teary eyed.
+100
This is what happens when you marry someone 15+ yrs your junior then start going through menopause right about the time 18 yr olds start looking hot to him again.
That’s one weird looking neck
Never got the appeal of her. She’s always had a man voice and a man jawline.
He doesn’t need her anymore. He used her name recognition to elevate his own. It worked. He now has the big paying gig. She is of no use to him anymore.
Obviously hasn’t had her morning unicorn blood yet…
Beautiful face, neck like a wrinkled paper bag.
Without photoshop she looks really old.
“i see through you….”? all i see is dead people.
Curse of Charlie Sheen -” If you take my job, Your personal life will change !!!!”
Maybe for the better , since Demi isn’t exactly making me want to rub one out .
I don’t think Ashton is rubbing one out to her either !
Her hideous bedroom wallpaper matches her hideous bedspread, and that alone would make me go into a cationic state and want to dump her, too.
She beat you into the “catatonic state “, or this is her “come hither ” look !
That is her “coma hither” look.
What’s she trying to do here ? Hide her face or take a pic of herself … either way, Ashton looks damned upset, holy shit !! He looks likes he’s about to start crying.
Whats up with that neck? That pic freaks me the fuck out!
Her neck looks like something you would see on an organic battlebot
That is one ugly corpse.
That neck again! Yikes!
All this drama, feels like I’m back in school!
She looks freaking NASTY.
Obviously had work done all over – ewww. Granny snatch.
At first I thought that was one of those pictures they used to take in the 19th century of recently deceased loved ones.
totally looks like a post-mortem photograph, you’re right, creepy…..
I think she is holding her neck and wearing a men’s shirt. Maybe she’s banging the devil here? And, I bet he’s about to give her a Dirty Sanchez.
what a creepy couple, aaaanyway..WTFC (who-the-f**k cares)
She can join the over – the hill – gang with Madonna , Gwyneth,Courtney,Uma, Sarah J parker and all the other old hollywood hags that have lost their looks and try to get younger men , all in vain , as the old bitches just ccan’t keep a young man’s eye from wandering
You had a good run Demi, but it is over now.
Ashton is still young, good looking and now on one of the biggest shows on TV and is making huge money.
You had to know this was coming.
uh, we know youre taking your own pic, so wake up idiot!
She looks like the girl at at the Auntie Annie’s Pretzel shop at the mall. Rode hard , put away wet , and over the hill
“Dry Cunt” makes men come back for more
Imagine her and Madonna in a lesbian porn flick. Yikes!
They’d need astro – glide and KY to get things going in and out
She looks dead – very unflattering pic… think the old girl has finally given up on the whole cutesy, sexy persona thing. I am quite sure this comment is directed at wandering dong boy and lawyer action is well in the works.
i can see why their kids are ugly
Cool…. the Crypt-Keeper returns for more Tales From The Crypt!
I didn’t know they were casting a remake of the Adams Family already.
Her hag hands give her age away no matter how much she has her doctors pull her skin tight everywhere else.
Rehearsing for her role as Lily Munster. No make-up trailer session needed.
So is this HER Civil War doppelganger?
Would anyone be surprised at a murder suicide at this point?
I mean it would be tragic, but I could see it.
Dey’s a weird couple. Aint no way dem like normal people but dat ole lady gwan be fine. I red somewhere dat she got a flat butt anyways she got more drive den a ho on christmas eve. Now its true dat boy is unsteady tho he smart an bout to git more strange than a tom cat. He just like a broke swingset on more crooked den a corrupt chile with a paper route. Dem gwan be fine