Ashton Kutcher Denies Cheating Rumors (Sort Of), Demi Moore Just Acts Weird

September 29th, 2011 // 47 Comments

As Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore‘s marriage appears to be turning into whatever kind of dust Demi’s made out of, the two have remained uncharacteristically quiet about the the latest cheating rumors. Or at least were until Ashton fired off the following tweet early this morning:

#nowplaying open.spotify.com/track/1i8rqFjs…

That link sends you to Public Enemy’s “Don’t Believe The Hype” which either is a cryptic message about the tabloid reports, or Ashton Kutcher really is as big of a douche as his Twitter bio suggests. In the meantime, Demi Moore posted the above photo with the following caption:

I see through you….

Nope, nothing to read into that. Just your normal everyday photo caption with absolutely no deeper meaning lying underneath. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to line myself with lead before Demi Moore sees my pancreas. Apparently she sees through shit.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News, Twitter

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  1. thru what her eyelids? she looks like a stiff at a wake. no wonder he cheats

  2. forrest gump

    no doubt any longe: THIS GRANNY IS DONE WITH LIFE, folks!!
    (ashton: just run & don’t look back.)

  3. Sporange

    I think she died of old age. Someone poke it with a stick.

  4. Help

    Either break up or stay together, stop dragging it out.

  5. Any Guy

    note to grandma – if you’re trying to keep your MUCH YOUNGER spouse, dispense with the Bride of Frankenstien grey streaks. and fuckin’ have a meal or two, or in her case fifty. oh also, taking corpse pics isn’t a turn on either.

  6. Ann Perkins

    This is what happens when you marry someone 15+ yrs your junior then start going through menopause right about the time 18 yr olds start looking hot to him again.

  7. rican

    That’s one weird looking neck

  8. Obi Wan Kenobi

    Never got the appeal of her. She’s always had a man voice and a man jawline.

  9. Keep it Positive

    He doesn’t need her anymore. He used her name recognition to elevate his own. It worked. He now has the big paying gig. She is of no use to him anymore.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Obviously hasn’t had her morning unicorn blood yet…

  11. Mae

    Beautiful face, neck like a wrinkled paper bag.

  12. Freebie

    Without photoshop she looks really old.

  13. “i see through you….”? all i see is dead people.

  14. Emillio Estevez , Jr.

    Curse of Charlie Sheen -” If you take my job, Your personal life will change !!!!”
    Maybe for the better , since Demi isn’t exactly making me want to rub one out .

  15. Randy

    Her hideous bedroom wallpaper matches her hideous bedspread, and that alone would make me go into a cationic state and want to dump her, too.

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    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s she trying to do here ? Hide her face or take a pic of herself … either way, Ashton looks damned upset, holy shit !! He looks likes he’s about to start crying.

  17. Dave Mustaine

    Whats up with that neck? That pic freaks me the fuck out!

  18. XeoRad

    Her neck looks like something you would see on an organic battlebot

  19. Ed G.

    That is one ugly corpse.

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    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    That neck again! Yikes!

  21. All this drama, feels like I’m back in school!

  22. Buddy the Elf

    She looks freaking NASTY.
    Obviously had work done all over – ewww. Granny snatch.

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    Do Freebird
    Commented on this photo:

    At first I thought that was one of those pictures they used to take in the 19th century of recently deceased loved ones.

  24. Maloney

    I think she is holding her neck and wearing a men’s shirt. Maybe she’s banging the devil here? And, I bet he’s about to give her a Dirty Sanchez.

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    fandy
    Commented on this photo:

    what a creepy couple, aaaanyway..WTFC (who-the-f**k cares)

  26. Edgar Pethick-Lawrence

    She can join the over – the hill – gang with Madonna , Gwyneth,Courtney,Uma, Sarah J parker and all the other old hollywood hags that have lost their looks and try to get younger men , all in vain , as the old bitches just ccan’t keep a young man’s eye from wandering

  27. Venom

    You had a good run Demi, but it is over now.
    Ashton is still young, good looking and now on one of the biggest shows on TV and is making huge money.
    You had to know this was coming.

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    skunk
    Commented on this photo:

    uh, we know youre taking your own pic, so wake up idiot!

  29. Odious_One

    She looks like the girl at at the Auntie Annie’s Pretzel shop at the mall. Rode hard , put away wet , and over the hill

  30. Frank Burns

    Imagine her and Madonna in a lesbian porn flick. Yikes!

  31. skuddles

    She looks dead – very unflattering pic… think the old girl has finally given up on the whole cutesy, sexy persona thing. I am quite sure this comment is directed at wandering dong boy and lawyer action is well in the works.

  32. anonym

    i can see why their kids are ugly

  33. Joe Blow

    Cool…. the Crypt-Keeper returns for more Tales From The Crypt!

  34. fappyfap

    I didn’t know they were casting a remake of the Adams Family already.

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    Curious Troll
    Commented on this photo:

    Her hag hands give her age away no matter how much she has her doctors pull her skin tight everywhere else.

  36. tlmck

    Rehearsing for her role as Lily Munster. No make-up trailer session needed.

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    Commented on this photo:

    So is this HER Civil War doppelganger?

  38. Dan

    Would anyone be surprised at a murder suicide at this point?

    I mean it would be tragic, but I could see it.

  39. Jellybean

    Dey’s a weird couple. Aint no way dem like normal people but dat ole lady gwan be fine. I red somewhere dat she got a flat butt anyways she got more drive den a ho on christmas eve. Now its true dat boy is unsteady tho he smart an bout to git more strange than a tom cat. He just like a broke swingset on more crooked den a corrupt chile with a paper route. Dem gwan be fine

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