A Campfire Will Save Ashton & Demi’s Marriage. Why Not?

The Superficial / October 11, 2011

On top of Kabbalah magic, and let’s assume coordinated scarf-wearing therapy, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore reportedly attended a campfire counseling session over the weekend. Because if a pile of burning sticks and logs can’t save their marriage, then maybe next time they should try tires. I hear they’re medicinal. RadarOnline reports:

Two and a Half Men star Ashton Kutcher used Yom Kippur, the holiest and most solemn day of the year for Jews, to beg his heartbroken wife Demi Moore for forgiveness — at a campfire heart-to-heart in Santa Barbara, Calif., RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
As these exclusive photos obtained by Star magazine reveal, the 33-year-old serial cheater used the Day of Atonement to make amends for his ultimate sin: cheating on Demi with blonde Sara Leal, 23, on September 24 — the morning of their sixth anniversary.
The fireside chat is one of the rare times the embattled pair has been seen photographed together in three months and since news broke of Ashton’s wild hot-tub party awash with booze and blondes.
Reuniting at Cachuma Lake in the Santa Ynez Valley, Demi and Ashton had desperately wanted the October 8 rendezvous to remain a secret — their last ditch attempt to resurrect a faltering union.

“So, remember how I had sex with another woman on our anniversary? What if I told you I brought Smooor-errrres?”

Yup, these two’ll be fine.

Photos: Splash News

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