I still don’t know who Ashley Tisdale is, but she’s still in Hawaii wearing bikinis and that’s good enough for me. Although it’s freaking me out that she’s 22-year-old and somehow manages to look 12. I’d suggest a time machine, but everybody knows the only use for a time machine is to go back in time and capture a Brontosaurus. “Ferrari, eh? Pretty nice ride. STOMP!”
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veggi | July 5, 2007 at 3:35 pm
another compelling story. jesus.
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 3:37 pm
I’m outta here, so veggi troll, troll on you stupid finger in the ass fetished fucking weirdo.
joflo | July 5, 2007 at 3:37 pm
so stop posting things about her then!!
alishia | July 5, 2007 at 3:37 pm
i want that body
Thatcher | July 5, 2007 at 3:37 pm
She’s another stupid American girl. They’re all the same. Ugly, blonde and dumb.
America is the laughing stock of the entire world. American girls aren’t as cultured as European girls.
Americans are stupid. I’d be glad if they got blown up by China.
Fuck America. :)
xoxoxo
Thatcher | July 5, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Why are Americans so fucking fat?
They’re nothing but fat sacks of shit!!!!
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Wow! They say every guy has a hidden pedo fantasy, and this chick is perfect for it (without getting arrested)
Penis Mightier | July 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm
At least American girls bathe and shave their pits you useless European pig.
PS Canada rocks!
jrzmommy | July 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Trouble maker in aisle 5!
edan | July 5, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Listen, I understand it’s nice to have an ass. I like having an ass. Most days it’s pretty good to me. But just for like, a week maybe, I would like to have a tiny little non-ass like that. *Sigh*
Lookit her little curveless body. Think of the cute clothes I could wear!!
Thatcher | July 5, 2007 at 3:45 pm
American women use left over bacon fat from their greasy dinners to help shave their flabby under-arms.
And by ‘bathing’, they just sweat a lot after eating a lot of KFC. That’s good enough for them. Then they get stuck reading the literature on the packaging. “Hey Ma, what does ree-cyyy-cleee mean?”
LOL! Get an education you stupid American fuckhead. Go shoot yourself in the head.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 3:47 pm
veggi don’t go! Don’t let the troll drive you away. Stay and hang out with me! We’ll ignore the fuckin troll
Italian Stallion | July 5, 2007 at 3:49 pm
For some reason I’m in the mood for fruit stripes gum………
When are you guys going to realize the Thatcher doucebag is an american just trying to get everyone all pissed off so it has someone to talk to. Ignore the stupid fucker and it will go away…………
katelynn | July 5, 2007 at 3:50 pm
ummm….european women do bathe and shave. who told you that they didn’t?
seriously, some people need to get out of their own country a little more often
Penis Mightier | July 5, 2007 at 3:50 pm
11: based on your username you must a a Brit-wit which gives you absolutely nothing to hold above any other country in the world. Brits are pale and rotten toothed, and quite possibly the ugliest peeps on the planet. Go watch Harry Potter and sip some tea.
shoshanna | July 5, 2007 at 3:52 pm
THATCHER U AN IDIOT. MMHMMM! KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
america kicks europes ass we might not be the best countrie in the world but we at least have brains
Vicky___uy | July 5, 2007 at 3:54 pm
ok … so the European guy is right about american girls being all blond and stupid. Im Uruguayan and waaay hotter than her, but brunet.
About that girl Ashley, actually she´s kinda famous, that movie was kinda a big success, even here in Uruguay.
lalalalaaaa | July 5, 2007 at 3:54 pm
no. 14
its called a joke. its a known joke around the world that european women dont bath and shave. its got nothing to do with being american and not getting out and exploring. im south african and i know that little saying!
Thatcher | July 5, 2007 at 3:54 pm
LOL!
An fat Yank think he knows about countries outside of his own shithole. How novel.
“Penis Mightier”, please go fuck yourself, you worthless American slab of shit. :)
Pale faced and rotten toothed? You’ve been reading too many fantasy novels. How about you skip a few Burger King drive-thru meals with your obese family…save up for a plane ticket…and actually visit somewhere outside of your squalid little asshole-country?
Thanks.
xoxoxoxoxox
lalalalaaaa | July 5, 2007 at 3:55 pm
haha – yes why do brit have yellow teeth! i have always wondered…..
lalalalaaaa | July 5, 2007 at 3:56 pm
haha – yes why do brits have yellow teeth! i have always wondered…..
Penis Mightier | July 5, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Actually I’m British and its totally true. I Haven’t bathed since 1996 when I got caught in a downpour….even then it was unintentional.
katelynn | July 5, 2007 at 3:56 pm
well they do shave and shower. i’ve met more unclean americans with bad teeth and smells than unclean europeans.
And I’m american!!!
euro | July 5, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Thatcher isn’t British. He’s obviously Italian. Any time you see some dumb hairy monkey trying to start shit, it’s always an Italian. Chimps of the Continent.
lol | July 5, 2007 at 3:58 pm
americans actually are fat and stupid.
they have a lower IQ average than Europe and Japan and higher obesity rates
sorry, statistics.
Japan rawks =^.^=
thai girl | July 5, 2007 at 3:59 pm
sorry i have to agree with what is being said, the americans that visit here are always loud, rude and obnoxious
Italian Stallion | July 5, 2007 at 4:02 pm
@24 You got us mixed up with the blacks…..
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 4:03 pm
@26…That’s just because they are looking for the 14 year-old Thai T-Girls to fuck. Some of the best looking trannies are form Thailand. Yummy
lambman | July 5, 2007 at 4:07 pm
still fugly
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | July 5, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Ahh I see Thatcher is back. Even if he didn’t identify himself as an inbred limey fuck you’d still be able to tell. Nice syntax mate, the British education system has really done you well. Where is the good old IRA when you need them anyway? I remember when I was in the forces and we would kick the shit out of any pussyfied brit we could find. It always felt so good putting my boot into a mouth full of knarly, fucked up teeth. I mean we were really doing them a favour right? Stupid twits can’t even run a subway without crashing it. Nice work you porridge eating fucktards.
Vickiiii | July 5, 2007 at 4:13 pm
@24 you racist dumbass!!!!!! those comments are not even funny at all…
You r really fucked up…. probably some black guy fucked you in the ass when you were little and it left you traumatize for life, plus .. You probably don´t have anything of stallion …
fucking retard …..
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | July 5, 2007 at 4:13 pm
#25 the only thing Japan is good for is a nuclear testing range. Read any good rape comix lately? That’s one twisted, overcrowded, poluted country your rocking there. I can hardly wait until China comes looking for revenge. that’s gonna be sweet.
Vickiiii | July 5, 2007 at 4:14 pm
sorry .. it was fot @27
Thatcher | July 5, 2007 at 4:15 pm
LOL! Someone who was in the “forces” is now doing the gay guy sport of reading celebrity gossip blogs. LOL! What a fucking loser. I hope #30 was severely raped as a little boy and memories of his abuse make him piss his sweaty pants as an adult.
But he’s probably Irish – which would explain a lot. I forget how many guns the IRA has now. Is it 12? 8? I’m sure I could count it all on my fingers and toes. Fucking Irish should’ve starved to death in their potato famine, the fucking inbred wankers. LOL
All Ireland ever was was England’s lap-dog. Conquered, conquered, and conquered again. Do you know why? Because they’re all stupid, redneck farmers who can’t even spell ‘Ireland’ without a dictionary at hand. If #30 is Irish, I hope his entire family drown in the Irish sea, and their shabby unwashed bodies float down the Thames and get stuck in a sewage pipe.
I’m still laughing at Americans. One of them said ‘countrie’. LMAO.
And now the wannabe Irish join in! What a fucking joke. Ireland…the asshole of the world! Can’t even settle their own country. LMFAO.
tokyiyana | July 5, 2007 at 4:17 pm
don’t diss japan you stupid american asshole :)
it’s true that japanese have higher IQs than Americans. wanna talk about pollution? visit LA some time.
robin | July 5, 2007 at 4:19 pm
she’s a hoot on “Suite Life with Zack and Cdoy” in the Disney Channel. How do I know? I have an eight year old.
henrietta | July 5, 2007 at 4:21 pm
that girl is hot.
p.s. @#30 the racist asshole….knarly isn’t a word ;)
Italian Stallion | July 5, 2007 at 4:25 pm
@31 Sorry, you must be black. Not because you got upset at my comment, but because you type in ebonics. Pick up an English book and read it, coon…..
jrzmommy | July 5, 2007 at 4:27 pm
I like it how when someone makes a joke about a country, suddenly, out of fucking no where, there are 10 new commenters who just happen to be from that country. Like the “Japanese” person in 35.
Ooba Gooba | July 5, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Hey Thatcher:
We have much better weather than you do.
We win.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Japeanese girls are hairy and have flat asses (so, two moons, counting the face). If it weren’t for bukkake there’d be no reason for them to live.
wanky | July 5, 2007 at 5:02 pm
IF YOU GUYS KEEP REPLYING TO THATCHER’S COMMENTS, HE’S JUST GOING TO KEEP GOING ON WITH IS RANT!
lol and since when did hair color have something to do with intelligence??? some people are really fucking stupid…especially Vicky___uy….i doubt you look anything better than rosie o’donnel bitch! ahah
Danklin24 | July 5, 2007 at 9:50 pm
who’d have thought this chick would have a really cute ass. Its so tiny and tight. I’d bang the hell out of her.
krazihottkelli?????? | July 5, 2007 at 9:54 pm
#26=bitch:
would U like 2 know Y
Americanz R zo loud and
obnoxiouz? Let me tell U,
ztupidbitch..We R not
COMMUNIZTZ yet, azzdick.
We fuckin zay what we want
to..we don’t worry about
our Royal Hy=nezz cutting
off our fuckin headz like
your Royalz do. Itz called,
FREEDOM OF FUCKING ZPEECH…
fuckin: mark and remember bitch????
krazihottkelli?????? | July 5, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Mia=U have been
Missing in action
for awhile now…
I’m guessing that
U r the bitch thatz
acting like the
Foreignerz that R
hating uz…yea, itz
U, bitchZatanFucker???????
Fuk | July 5, 2007 at 10:56 pm
I guess it’s a matter of taste. Japanese people think American girls are fat, but I tend to think those girls look malnourished and bow-legged.
Danielle | July 6, 2007 at 1:24 am
Well I’m glad no one has bashed Canadian women yet…
Fire away Thatcher.
Fat Tabby | July 6, 2007 at 4:29 am
#47- If it’s regarding Canadians being American Junior or says “Where is Canada? Is that in (insert totally different continent)?” then I’ll definitely be impressed.
metaphor | July 6, 2007 at 5:36 am
Yeah Yeah all blonds are stupid, European women don’t shave, Americans are loud and obnoxious.
I think you guys are actually living in a cliche.
Ok I don’t know what that means either, but it sounds right.
rory | July 6, 2007 at 5:47 am
i hate her