Ashley Tisdale in a bikini

July 2nd, 2008 // 118 Comments

These are pictures of High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale spending her birthday in Hawaii. If you have no idea who she is, please, switch lives with me. In the meantime, I guess she’s hot – sort of. I dunno. Hold on, my penis just wrote me a note: “I quit.” Dude! What about the memories we’ve had together? Like all those time I’d think inanimate objects were really a woman: The coffeemaker, the book shelf, Suzanne Somers…

EDIT: Moving this to the top of the page in the interest of freedom. Or science. Or something. Don’t question it. Otherwise that means the terrorists have won.

Photos: Splash News

  1. dude_on

    She doesn’t have to be perfect. She is in a bikini and has an okay-to-nice ass. Let’s cut her some slack. Feel the love.

    – Yes, We must support bikini pics even at the throes of anti-naked women groups. This type of rhetoric could get personal.

  2. Conky

    USA rocks, I can afford gas, booze, and bitches in bikinis.

    Unless they start wanting to stay overnight in the house… lol

    yah, oink, whatever… this is payback. Young broads getting banged by old dudes… the chicks never see the money, what are they thinking? LOL

  3. Softkiss

    She is really hot . Someone said that she is dating wtih a handsome guy on soloparentdate.com ! Believe it or not !

  4. mimi

    Time for FISH-ASS to get up and try to catch up with the dirt.

    It’ll be old news anyway FISH-HEAD, so stay in bed!

    I say he starts with the A-Rod scandal and moves on to Britney and Adnan.

    GO BRITNEY!

  5. For a fairly hairless lookin dude, her man has some SERIOUSLY hairy legs.

    And oh yeah, she’s totally hot. I’ve made babies with her in my mind.

  6. Tyrone

    #86

    I have a fat fetish too and I love fat chicks with big asses. Fat chicks are easy to keep happy. All one needs to do is feed them a lot and tell them that they are sexier that hot fit chicks.

  7. Quality Time

    #98 What the hell is a personal truck?

    Ashley is pretty cute. She’s got nice legs at least. and those are pretty hard to come by!

    Let’s all pretend we’re not Americans! Wahhhhhh, why can’t I have more than one cup of rice per week? Wahhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

  8. corbinbleufan

    she is cute in a bikini but it got 2 much gwese and i didn’t spell it wrong u teachers!

  9. Stomp

    Id lick her aszhole!

  10. Anonymous Black Chick

    She has a lovely figure and a lovely smile.

  11. Sunday

    LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

  12. Ciera

    Dude needs so shave the haer off

  13. Hey i have posted about this picture in my blog!!!
    I just liked this picture!!!
    U see she is wet….water is dropping from her thigh!
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  14. POMNBIJO

    she is always very hot, no matter here or on ……Blackcentury.com………. i read many news about her, also her hot pics and videos.

  15. cute

    She’s a beautiful flirt like theresa

  16. Sprmcandy

    Holly goodness, Miss Ashley has a beautiful killer fucking HOT body, WOW !!

  17. looking you looking me

    omg! she is a lolipop! is SO HOT In bikini! :O

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