Ashley Tisdale in a bikini

The Superficial | July 2, 2008 - 7:59 pm

These are pictures of High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale spending her birthday in Hawaii. If you have no idea who she is, please, switch lives with me. In the meantime, I guess she’s hot – sort of. I dunno. Hold on, my penis just wrote me a note: “I quit.” Dude! What about the memories we’ve had together? Like all those time I’d think inanimate objects were really a woman: The coffeemaker, the book shelf, Suzanne Somers…

EDIT: Moving this to the top of the page in the interest of freedom. Or science. Or something. Don’t question it. Otherwise that means the terrorists have won.

Photos: Splash News