Ashley Tisdale was spotted in Hawaii yesterday in a bikini. And I’m pretty sure she isn’t famous, but she was in Disney’s High School Musical and she shares the same birthday as Lindsay Lohan (she turned 22 yesterday), so that’s good enough for me. Besides, I’m too busy fighting terrorism and nursing kittens back to health to make sure everybody on this site is actually “famous.” Dress a koala bear in a bikini and odds are it’ll make the front page.
Photos: Splash
JC | July 3, 2007 at 6:15 pm
ive never seen that movie but shes not bad
aint got that schwing | July 3, 2007 at 6:17 pm
wow a not-that-famous girl whose not-that-hot in a a not-that-skimpy bikini. sure, Jimbo will get his obligatory boner and yet again his coworkers will be juuuust a little too slow in averting their eyes…but what about the rest of us?
SaraDevil | July 3, 2007 at 6:30 pm
I’d eat her like thanksgiving dinner.
asdfasd | July 3, 2007 at 6:31 pm
How old is this girl? Too young for this, I’m sure.
wanky | July 3, 2007 at 6:33 pm
@4….asshole read the fucking thing! shes the same age as lindsay dipshit!
Jimbo | July 3, 2007 at 6:37 pm
@3 Then can I eat you like Christmas breakfast?
KC | July 3, 2007 at 6:44 pm
I don’t think #4 can read. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Uncle Moke | July 3, 2007 at 6:44 pm
I’d eat her like SPAM, wasabi and soda crackers. Ono, haoulies!
Mr. Bean | July 3, 2007 at 6:50 pm
She’s famous to the 6-14 set. At least she hasn’t turned into a coke whore , so in my eyes that makes her prettier than Lohan, Brit, or Paris.
KC | July 3, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Yeah, but unlike Lindsey, this girl actually *swims* in her bikini.
VeryLiberating.com | July 3, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Who?
http://www.veryliberating.com
AndresV | July 3, 2007 at 6:59 pm
@5: asshole, read the fucking thing! She shares the same b-day as firecrotch but turned 22 not 21….
rosie's mustach | July 3, 2007 at 7:04 pm
Booooo.
Me no likey.
With such a butt face I would have expected God to have given her some bigger cans, you know just to even things out a bit.
A body like that can look great(innocent and classy) but only if you have a face like Natalie Portman, sadly with a schnoz like that this chick is shit outta luck.
But at least she’s not fat.
(See I like to leave things on a pleasant note)
fatty | July 3, 2007 at 7:14 pm
I’m tired of all this bullshit, everyone here should get a fucking life. I mean you sit here all day and hit refresh make comments about people you’ve never met and judge them based on their looks you should all be ashamed of yourself you bunch of fucking queer faggot bitches, take that to the bank and make interest on it!
hotty | July 3, 2007 at 7:17 pm
I KNOW everyone will agree the girl in the background of pictures 13 & 5 is smoking hot. Deal with it fags.
Rich | July 3, 2007 at 7:24 pm
@14…you take all of this entirely too seriously.
Who took these pics? He/she must of been on the beach thanks to a hot tip that Brit and Paris would be there using there butts to rub sun tan lotion all over there naked bodies. When that didn’t happen he/she settled for pics of this girl. She should get paid for her trouble.
Danklin24 | July 3, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Christ you guys are dipshits. A paper bag solves all those problems. With that body, i’d do her. I was actually kind of hoping she’d get her bikini on sooner or later. I knew a kickin body was under those clothes.
PsychoChild | July 3, 2007 at 7:44 pm
@5 i think you should learn how to read too. Notice how it says birthday but that she turned 22 yesterday. Lindsay just turned 21…
Same B-Day, different year, thus different age…
woodhorse | July 3, 2007 at 7:51 pm
#14: if you’re tired, go to bed. And don’t call me a bitch.
Big Mama | July 3, 2007 at 8:16 pm
What’s with all these striped bikinis lately. The Nautical colored ones are so so, but these black and white prison stripes have to go. This must be some type of Paris Hilton cult thing.
I have never seen such an ugly bikini as this girl has on in my entire life. She should get herself off to the mall tomorrow for holiday sales.
Lux | July 3, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Yawn…slow day. Looking forward to the posts following fourth of July, which should be full of drunk fights, anorexic barbeque invites and general debauchery.
nagger please | July 3, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Very nice..
Lux | July 3, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Now that I actually read the paragraph, I must say it’s hard to fathom that this girl is actually older then Lindsay Lohan, she looks so young and pure.
SCOTLAND | July 3, 2007 at 8:47 pm
AMERICA!
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY TO YOU ALL!
MeatSack | July 3, 2007 at 8:50 pm
This is example “A” before the plastic surgery…
techclerk | July 3, 2007 at 8:52 pm
#3
Not sure what school her cap represents, but it also makes me want to “Eat at the Y”.
Teh Shmex | July 3, 2007 at 9:20 pm
22? B.S.
leelee | July 3, 2007 at 9:41 pm
I think I’ve heard this girl’s name thrown around so often that I’ll accept that she’s someone… nevertheless, a very boring, not so attractive someone.
Superevil | July 3, 2007 at 9:43 pm
15, I’m pretty sure that girl is 13 which makes what you just did ILLEGAL
but on another note I’d still bang Ashley Tisdale’s box out.
Bored Again | July 3, 2007 at 9:51 pm
who?
(i’m so happy i can finally post on this site! for weeks now i thought i had to sign up to something but now i see it’s as simple as just type away and press ‘post your comment’. joyness. whoever you are that writes this too… you are a funny, funny man. and i don’t mean in a peculiar way)
frenchie | July 3, 2007 at 9:58 pm
who? what? why?
Kris | July 3, 2007 at 10:33 pm
#8 it’s spelled Haole. Fuckin racist.
Aislinn | July 3, 2007 at 10:56 pm
In pic 12 she looks like a beaver.
hotty | July 3, 2007 at 11:08 pm
29. Well guess what faggot, I’m 13, not everyone on here is a 52 year old fat slob with no job and a convicted child molester. So wake the fuck up from your down syndrowm induced quasi fucking reality where you a king lord of the internet……all fucking hail the new king. Fucking asshole.
umyeah | July 3, 2007 at 11:15 pm
she turned 21…
Quinn | July 3, 2007 at 11:23 pm
34… not EVERYONE will agree.. because not EVERYONE here is a 13 year old prepubescent. Now go check your balls in the mirror to see if you’ve grown a hair yet. or better yet, jump off a balcony!!!
Aerialgreen | July 3, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Pft! not even one camel toe shot?, this is way too vanilla.
charm | July 3, 2007 at 11:44 pm
at least a koala bear would be something new… What is this, the millionith picture of a nobody we’ve seen in a bikini since May?
Milandir | July 4, 2007 at 12:28 am
She is average, the only going for her is her 22 year old body. That said, I’d hit it.
Ryan | July 4, 2007 at 12:51 am
http://www.greatestcities.com/1141pic/130/CP106130.jpg/Ash_Smile_your_on_camera.jpg
^^ yeah you guys are right, she’s HIDEOUS.
Ryan | July 4, 2007 at 12:54 am
and how is she nobody?
if you’ve ever seen a teen magazine she’s on every single cover.
she stars in an incredibly successful tv show, she’s starred in the most popular kids movie EVER, and she’s starring in the sequel to the most popular kids movie ever.
just because you’re all addicted to paris and lindsay like a crackwhore’s addicted to cocaine doesn’t mean people you fail to recognize are ‘nobody’.
Abby | July 4, 2007 at 1:26 am
Haha some of ya’ll are hilarious.
Uhm I’m a girl, and straight but nevertheless I think Ashley Tisdale is gorgeous. She’s not stick thin and doesn’t have implants.
S’far as I can tell she’s one of the few 20-somethings in Hollywood that hasn’t become addicted to drugs, so she’s OK on my list.
missj | July 4, 2007 at 1:45 am
..am i the only one that is creeped out by pic #5?
Miss_PMS | July 4, 2007 at 2:20 am
Who is this silly bitch?
Zeuz | July 4, 2007 at 3:26 am
way to go with the “who the fuck is this bitch” pics
lambman | July 4, 2007 at 3:59 am
Everybody involved in any way with “High School Musical” should be shot…not killed, but definetly shot somewhere painful.
this chick is ugly as hell, and I heard her first single and it made me wish I was deaf
coco | July 4, 2007 at 4:03 am
# 24 LOL! you are so stupid and naive that i almost find you funny.
smaddox | July 4, 2007 at 5:47 am
seriously, I don’t find her attractive at all…
smaddox | July 4, 2007 at 5:49 am
I mean… there’s something WRONG with her mouth (lips?) right?? just look at photo #5!
Anathema Dave | July 4, 2007 at 7:00 am
#49 … Just because some people aren’t born with bottom teeth doesn’t give you the privilege to ridicule them. Focus on the positive. Like the fact that she chose sunglasses that beautifully accentuate her Down Syndrome. Clearly, this is a girl willing to overcome her handicaps.