Looking surprisingly less Muppet-like in the September issue of Marie Claire, Ashley Olsen admits she’s surprised her child-star years didn’t turn her into a barely functional burden of the state. You know, like Britney:
“I look back at the things that we did and the clothes that we wore, and I think, Wow, we really were troupers,” says Ashley–although, gazing at some hideous flowered overalls she was put in at age 6 or 7, she has to admit, “I remember really loving those.”
What comes across in the photos is the degree to which the girls’ lives were engineered. “It was almost like I was in the army,” Ashley says. “School, work, homework, fly to New York, get in at 2 in the morning, do a morning show at 5 a.m., then another one at 7, then a radio interview at 10, you know?” Cutesy, coordinated outfits were just part of the drill. The pressure was intense and the scrutiny even more so — “That’s why I look at Britney, and I’m surprised I didn’t end up like her.“
That’s funny. Because I look at Heath Ledger, and I’m surprised he’s not alive.
But I see where you’re coming from on the whole Britney thing.
Wade | August 5, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Nice pics
Wade | August 5, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Nice pics
lol | August 5, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Britney was 26?..so there is still time lol
SLUTney sucks | August 5, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Yeah, I’m sure she’s crying. She’s got a $100 Million fortune to comfort her. She owns a $20 Million penthouse in Manhatten, and can do pretty much whatever she wants to do, for the rest of her life. She needs to stop whining & have fun. Just don’t do a SLUTney spears & get into drugs/alcohol…
Deacon Jones | August 5, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Finally….
I’ve waited like 10 years for this photo spread…..
el ces | August 5, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Mary Kate looks good here, but Britney has nothing to be ashamed of.
ha | August 5, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Beautiful, but I think Mary-Kate is prettier.
HealthyThinspiration | August 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm
This is Ashley Olsen, not Mary Kate – and she IS looking good! MUCH healthier than when they were so skinny.
Dr. Kildare | August 5, 2009 at 1:41 pm
The only thing she should be ashamed of is her little-boy’s body and no boobs. I can forgive drug addiction (Mischa), I can forgive child endangerment (Britney) – Hell, I can forgive outright thunder-thighs (JLH) …but a photo shoot like this and you don’t deliver the goods?!? She looks like shes’s the same size as when she wore those flower dresses. You got all that money bitch, but it can’t buy you love.
Just another poor little rich girl,
lizzy | August 5, 2009 at 1:44 pm
bit of a ballsy statement she made about britney… but i always loved ashley olsen, she looks beautiful in these pictures, especially picture 2! she and justin bartha are a cute couple too.
Charles Few | August 5, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Huh, famous, sane and eminently frakkable. That’s kinda a paradox.
Mary-Kate | August 5, 2009 at 1:52 pm
funny…if she was going to use a celeb for some sort of comparison I would have picked Lindsay over Britney to describe where Ashley is going.
http://www.popduds.com/ | August 5, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Wait, which Olsen sister has the cocaine problem again? I forget..
Jeffer | August 5, 2009 at 2:05 pm
When did this bitch get so fat????? She was much more attractive when she was younger and in shape!
Anon | August 5, 2009 at 2:05 pm
She looks good in those pictures.
Parker | August 5, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Sometimes I’m surprised Ashley Olsen’s ass didn’t end up on my dick. LIttle pleases me more than walking around with a midget like her stuck on the end of my penis. I could carry her in one of those little papoose things and poke her legs through the bottom and poke my weiner into her bottom then take a stroll through the city, take in the sights, maybe stop for a sandwich somewhere along the way. My weiner would be all warm and cozy in her tight little bum when we stopped to let tourists take pictures of her. All along her little midget legs would be wiggling and wiggling, trying to reach the ground but never touching down.
Ree | August 5, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Ashley is so much prettier than MK. MK has those wierd duck lips. Anyway, I thought it was MK that took out Heath, not Ashley.
Clamhammer | August 5, 2009 at 2:11 pm
My penis is confused. It just asked me to look at reruns of Full House…wait I get it now..Clever penis
wtf | August 5, 2009 at 2:20 pm
@16 Parker
You mind amazes me
stickykeys | August 5, 2009 at 2:26 pm
she looks like a Bratz doll
bakinmycake | August 5, 2009 at 2:27 pm
what’s up with the granny pants?
you are all idiots | August 5, 2009 at 2:27 pm
she looks gorgeous
cracka ass | August 5, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Those granny pants killed any potential chubby.
herbiefrog | August 5, 2009 at 2:43 pm
hey ashley babe… : )))
didn’t realisise there were more foto’s
def no longer little…
…we can handle that
…work thru it [as it were...]
…lucky boyfriend : )))
take care n luv ))
FU | August 5, 2009 at 3:02 pm
just wanted to add a comment about something else.
Thanks for turning off comments for the Giuliani & Bill “story”
I guess you can’t have the wave of normal comments about them being worthless and her taking it up the ass by a yak.
oh yeah….Ashley, I’d hit it…one time because she will probably break in half
HUMAN | August 5, 2009 at 3:06 pm
MMMMM!!!! I would so love to try her on for size!!
All Women Stalker | August 5, 2009 at 3:07 pm
These are gorgeous photos. She does not look thin (or midget-ish) at all.
-meream
Tom K | August 5, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Wow she turned out pretty hot!
Tom K | August 5, 2009 at 3:13 pm
#16. Your a sick fuck!! LOL funny but still a sick fuck lol
Amy | August 5, 2009 at 3:14 pm
#9, your logic is faulty…in other words (since you are obviously retarded), you make no fucking sense.
mike | August 5, 2009 at 3:43 pm
i don’t think her pampered childhood was one bit like being in the fucking army. idiot girl.
Tom | August 5, 2009 at 3:56 pm
In this case, you can change “View Full Size” to “View Actual Size”.
Bosco | August 5, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I’d rather be Britney at least she gets to eat …..
gotmilk? | August 5, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Yeah wow, you two two monkey faced aliens were troupers for wearing the same shit everyone else wore, except you got paid tons of money. and now she dresses well or more like a crazy homeless person? i’ll go with crazy homeless person.
RAQS | August 5, 2009 at 5:09 pm
hehehe Britney is a big name for this girl!
god of tits | August 5, 2009 at 5:15 pm
she has no tits. that is unforgivable.
she should be killed.
Please | August 5, 2009 at 5:19 pm
The pain and torture of it all. It must be just awful to be a child actor victim and be expected to dress like a normal kid and wear ugly clothes. I really feel her pain.
Funeral Guy | August 5, 2009 at 6:24 pm
I’m diggin’ that first outfit. I think I’ll go fap.
Beer Baron | August 5, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I just hope she ends up like Heath Ledger.
Senior Pepe | August 5, 2009 at 6:43 pm
@16
Parker?… My ass!
She didn’t wind up on your dick because you are really Adrian Grenier, and your “weiner” smells like feet, swiss cheese, and mackeral.
tard | August 5, 2009 at 6:44 pm
It was MK that was involved in the Heath Ledger death, not Ashley. Nice try, though, Fish
J D | August 5, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Balls Deep
ROUGH Daddy | August 5, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Britney was very a hot girl in her prime, that wasnt smart enough to keep all the attentions and responsibilities in check. What the hell is she talking about…
ROUGH Daddy | August 5, 2009 at 8:28 pm
uh oh I smell cease and desist from ze lawyers of Vennesa…
investment strategy | August 5, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Nice pics. She is gorgeous.
lina | August 5, 2009 at 8:38 pm
she looks great!!!
gross | August 5, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I give the Photoshop artist props. Making that hag look attractive took the work of a TRUE artist.
Feckless | August 5, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Oh, Superfish, that was sooooo cold……
lauren | August 5, 2009 at 8:55 pm
so she looks really good… but WHAT HAPPENED TO MK? they’ve ALWAYS done everything together, and now ashley’s w/o in photoshoots? something’s up with that
ddt | August 5, 2009 at 8:57 pm
almost, but not quite. the heath ledger thing was definitely mary-kate.