Ashley Olsen shows off her bra

March 14th, 2007 // 81 Comments
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Ashley Olsen was spotted looking relatively normal shopping in Brenthood with her bra hanging out. Although I’m pretty sure the bra flash was intentional considering how her top was buttoned. With her figure I’m not even sure why she needs a bra. I know 7-year old boys who have bigger boobs than her. Hell, I know frying pans with bigger boobs than her.

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Comments (81)

  1. deez bananas | March 14, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    stupid.

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  2. HollyJ | March 14, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    I didn’t know boys wore bras

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  3. HollyJ | March 14, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    and she has those duck lips again
    wtf is that about

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  4. bigsteamyone | March 14, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    She’s creepy !

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  5. BarbadoSlim | March 14, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    hahaha who’s this tender young little dude?

    The creepy old man from Family Guy just hit the jackpot with this picture!

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  6. HerpesHilton | March 14, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    That’s not a bra…it’s what keeps her sternum from poking people in the eye.

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  7. llllllllll | March 14, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    She looks fat, she shouldn’t have eaten that last grain of rice.

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  8. renestel | March 14, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    Starbucks needs to spread the love, because they obviously have a cocaine roast available in Beverly Hills– EEVERRY picture rahab girl has the biggest cup of coffee possible morning, noon, or night.

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  9. FRIST!!! | March 14, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    Awwww….that looks just like my first training bra!!!

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  10. Hemlock Queen | March 14, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    I didn’t know you could put a bra on a boy and consider that an undershirt.

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  11. stylebites | March 14, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Big deal.

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  12. ballie | March 14, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    Id like to see that frying pan though

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  13. HollyJ | March 14, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    People that drive slow in the left-hand passing lane should be anally raped by an NFL team then be buried up to their necks in gravel and have their heads stoned flat like a Muslim whore.

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  14. FRIST!!! | March 14, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    #13 What the crap?!? I agree, but still…
    Yeah that cuppa joe is almost as big as she is!!!

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  15. MassGrrl | March 14, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    Her ability to carry shit, at her tiny size, amazes me.

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  16. Donkey | March 14, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Atleast she’s covered those freakish eyes of her’s. Everytime I see her and her sister looking at the camera I think I’m watching “A Nightmare Before Christmas”.

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  17. Bugman4045 | March 14, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    She looks constipated.
    #13…wow.

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  18. F-Sucker | March 14, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    I bet Harry Potter has bigger boobs.

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  19. amy | March 14, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    what i want to know is, how come celebrities are always carrying keys, coffee, cell phone, blackberry, approximately 18 different bags and sometimes a small child? cant they afford to pay someone to carry the tons of crap they need to have with them at all times? are they homeless? they would be better off pushing a shopping cart around.

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  20. LilRach | March 14, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    God if you going to show off your bra at least wear a nice one – that thing is horrible! Oh yeah and have a pair of tits.

    Nearly every pic i see of these girls they are carrying a cup of coffee.

    On a good note at least she doesn’t look so scary here.

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  21. Lowlands | March 14, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    Looks more as an untanned area to me…

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  22. BarbadoSlim | March 14, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    Ah, lemme see, drug user, smoker, drinking coffee all the time and myriad gastrointestinal problems due to anorexia and/or bulimia. Her breath must be as fresh as a canister of mustard gas.

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  23. N@ughty | March 14, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    ashley olsen is like a michael jackson in the making. let’s compare shall we:
    1. they both like boys
    2. they both had some sort of short-lived stardom
    3. they’re both female
    the only difference i see between the two is michael jackson is still “moonwalking” and ashley olsen is either walking sideways or just falling over drunk with a empty bottle in her hand.

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  24. N@ughty | March 14, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    @20 by the way, yes the bra is hideous, but if she had boobs in that bra, would it look better? seriously…would it?

    oh yea, FUNNY COMMENT! im dying laughing :)

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  25. LilRach | March 14, 2007 at 2:54 pm

    #23 I have to disagree with No.2 – Short-lived stardom? As much of a freak as he is he is still one of the biggest superstars in the world.

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  26. Lowlands | March 14, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    I almost didn’t see this giant cup what she’s carrying.Must be because of the protective coloring.

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  27. N@ughty | March 14, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    @25. true. maybe i should change that one into they’re both either just plain weird or they both have a body of toddlers.

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  28. N@ughty | March 14, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    @22 omg! u didnt have 2 tell her life story
    its not her fault she’s a junkie

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  29. squab | March 14, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    I just know those bitches are drinking the coffee all of the time to stave off the hunger. I know that’s what I do when I’m having an anorexic phase! I can’t stand their mouths….they have friggin’ Simpson cartoon mouths!
    Fugly!

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  30. whackjob | March 14, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    @13, the funniest thing is that you were able to type that all in while driving. I have a hard enough time checking out the fish online at home, let alone in traffic.

    Now that’s skill.

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  31. RichPort | March 14, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    My stepdaughter wore something just like that last week. I had wood for three days. My wife thought I had fallen in love with her again.

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  32. luvinit | March 14, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    Hey maybe we could remove Cisco Adlers ginormous balls and use them to give her some new tits!!

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  33. Truthseeker013 | March 14, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    That’s nice. Now, can she *unshow* her bra?

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  34. Lowlands | March 14, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    On the last picture from the left,i’m womdering where she left her cup?She didn’t drink it because i can’t see any bump on her body what remind me on.she must be carrying her lunch for later.

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  35. FRIST!!! | March 14, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    #34, What are you, drunk? You started to make sense, and then…WTF?!?
    WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING? WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE
    I need a martini….

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  36. pana1718 | March 14, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    WHATA WRONG WITH IT? WHO GIVES A NAME ABOUT THAT 3 CLASS POLLYPOCKET?

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  37. pana1718 | March 14, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    SORRY shes so ugly she blinded me for a while i meant to say ‘what is wrong with it? who gives a damn about that third class pollypocket hoe1

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  38. Lowlands | March 14, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    She needs to drink more caramel-macciathos to gain some weight.

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  39. HollyJ | March 14, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    @30
    I also have nunchuck skills

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  40. Lowlands | March 14, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    I wish i had some now…

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  41. UNCLE NED | March 14, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    All that money and all that unhappiness. She’ll never be able to trust a guy long enough to fall in love with him, either, cause she’ll always suspect it’s her money he wants more then her ugly body AND attitude. She’s doomed.

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  42. sid | March 14, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    Hey gang, Sid here, posting from the library.

    Thanks for the kudos in the “Jolie kidnapping” thread. Here, also, is the joke I wanted to post there. Better late than never:

    “It was in a small village. I won’t say where, or with whom, but some gangsters planned to kidnap me and extort a massive ransom. I was warned at the last minute, and managed to escape, luckily.”

    Then, after the AP guy typed in the quote on his laptop and sent it, she and Brad Pitt ran, hand in hand, giggling, to their hotel room , where they closed the door behind them, and then burst out laughing for the next five minutes, until they were exhausted, lying on the bed and exchanging big smiles in the afterglow for the next hour.

    Well, I’m off to post in a few other threads. This one here (minus my post, of course) isn’t really a story, anyway. I mean, Thora Birch’s torpedoes weigh more than these twins, combined.

    It’s also a chest heterosexuals and even lesbians might WANT to look at.

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  43. Nathiest | March 14, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    uh… yea she look hot.

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  44. HollyJ | March 14, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    “18. Posted by F-Sucker: I bet Harry Potter has bigger boobs.”

    I bet he has more cells trapped under his foreskin than she has in both her boobs put together.

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  45. connie2331 | March 14, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    given the chance any man posting here (and some women) would tap this buxom little vixen. let her follow the natural hollywood path which is 1. get implants 2. spend all your worthless life at the beach 3. spend all night with your stuck up, drug taking, booze guzzling hollywood friends 4. have a shitney queers breakdown and be in and out of every rehab joint hollywood has. good luck olsen freaks.

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  46. NipsyHustle | March 14, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    happy steak and blow job day

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  47. Juliana | March 14, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    Could someone please remind me why EVERYONE was so excited for them to turn 18? They look like pre-made crack whores. They didn’t even have to do crack! I have never found either of them attractive — and this picture just confirms it.

    People call the Olsen twins “fashionistas,” but they are far from. They look like they shop at thrift stores — buying dead women’s clothing.

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  48. kitty_kat | March 14, 2007 at 6:20 pm

    What’s this sudden obsession with the Olsen twins?

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  49. BarbadoSlim | March 14, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    If by fashionistas they mean little trannies, then I guess they are “fashionistas”

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  50. bunnyhugger | March 14, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    okay, since everyone else is ignoring it:
    @nipsey–
    steak and blowjob day????

    oh, and @ #18: harry potter may have bigger boobs, but i bet she’s got a bigger shlong.

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