Ashley Olsen might be Axl Rose

Ashley Olsen was spotted getting some coffee in Beverly Hills yesterday wearing 80’s denim cutoffs and a Prada turban. And I know the Olsen sisters are supposed to be fashionable or whatever, but I’ve never ever in my life seen them wear anything that hasn’t looked ridiculously stupid. Is that what being fashionable means? Maybe I should start tucking my shirts into my underwear and wearing giant novelty sunglasses. I’ll be the prettiest girl in town!

NOTE: I didn’t notice before, but she’s got a massive erection going on in those shorts.