Ashley Olsen might be Axl Rose

March 12th, 2007 // 62 Comments

Ashley Olsen was spotted getting some coffee in Beverly Hills yesterday wearing 80′s denim cutoffs and a Prada turban. And I know the Olsen sisters are supposed to be fashionable or whatever, but I’ve never ever in my life seen them wear anything that hasn’t looked ridiculously stupid. Is that what being fashionable means? Maybe I should start tucking my shirts into my underwear and wearing giant novelty sunglasses. I’ll be the prettiest girl in town!

NOTE: I didn’t notice before, but she’s got a massive erection going on in those shorts.

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  1. jrzmommy

    why the fuck is Michele Tanner drinking coffee? Jesus….Uncle Jesse should watch her more closely.

  2. How do we know shes wearing a prada turban and which twin it is. WHile im not doubting it from the other post i doubt the writer of this site would know someone is not sourcing.
    She probably made cutoffs from mens pants thus the bulge.

    They ( olsen twins) are fashionable in the mark jacobs punkesque ( the strokes, the horrors) im so gorgeous i wore this to bed and you planned your outfit and i look better than you kind of way . Its more based on the wearers persona than actual clothes though some believe by wearing those outfits they can get that persona forgetting the spontaneity and originality is needed.

  3. jrzmommy

    52–that shit is entirely too deep and took waaaay too much time for the superfish.

  4. Style-wise the Olsens have a HUGE problem, More so than Brittney, Tara Reid etc…

    Brittney and Tara may be skanks, but they have their own look. The Olsen’s (I’m talking more here about Ashley since Mary-Kate is obviously just wearing any oversized clothes to hide her annorexia) have the problem that they have NO identity or style, they think like this “Ohhhhh, this is Prada and it costs a lot, it must look great!”

    They have no idea how to put anything together or even what to do with nice clothes when they find them. If you put your grandmothers apron into the Hermes Shop and stuck a price on it, they would be as likely to buy it as anything else on the hanger.

  5. LotE

    I guess I’ll never get this!
    Why celebs dress themselves like this?
    Ok they are upset with the paparazzi thing and probaly sometimes life sucks so much…but going out like THIS…!!!
    I live in place with 2000 people but i couldn’ even to throw out
    abandoners looking like this!

    Oh and by the way…. I thought using shampoo is normal and reccomended by doctors and hairdressers…

    Guess not for her!

  6. LotE

    I guess I’ll never get this!
    Why celebs dress themselves like this?
    Ok they are upset with the paparazzi thing and probaly sometimes life sucks so much…but going out like THIS…!!!
    I live in place with 2000 people but i couldn’ even to throw out
    abandoners looking like this!

    Oh and by the way…. I thought using shampoo is normal and reccomended by doctors and hairdressers…

    Guess not for her!

  7. I guess I’ll never get this!
    Why celebs dress themselves like this?
    Ok they are upset with the paparazzi thing and probaly sometimes life sucks so much…but going out like THIS…!!!
    I live in place with 2000 people but i couldn’ even to throw out
    abandoners looking like this!

    Oh and by the way…. I thought using shampoo is normal and reccomended by doctors and hairdressers…

    Guess not for her!

  8. anothershityear

    #52 yeah, but they’re two monkey-faced twitchy midgets
    don’t work so good in that case

    btw the purse and cups o’ coffee are all normal sized, actually they’re all technically petite sizes
    it’s just that she’s 2-feet-8-inches tall

  9. anothershityear

    FRIST

  10. 8ballL<3VER

    I dont know what the heck is up with everyone. Im fucking 5 4 and 98 lbs and i worked HARD for this!! You know you all want it and yyall are just jealous!!!

    AND BONES ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!! you dont know what its like to wake up to a a sunken stomach below your hipbones and knowing everyone is always staring at you!!!!

    <3<3<3 Olsens

    Lindsey!

  11. a ‘turban’?? wow, either she’s got really bad fashion taste or she’s got really bad dandruff!

  12. Karisha

    This has to be the funniest commentary ever!

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