Ashley Olsen was spotted getting some coffee in Beverly Hills yesterday wearing 80′s denim cutoffs and a Prada turban. And I know the Olsen sisters are supposed to be fashionable or whatever, but I’ve never ever in my life seen them wear anything that hasn’t looked ridiculously stupid. Is that what being fashionable means? Maybe I should start tucking my shirts into my underwear and wearing giant novelty sunglasses. I’ll be the prettiest girl in town!
NOTE: I didn’t notice before, but she’s got a massive erection going on in those shorts.
gatorgirl | March 12, 2007 at 1:54 pm
frist?
JaeMae | March 12, 2007 at 1:54 pm
is she wearing keds?
mrs.t | March 12, 2007 at 1:55 pm
How do you say “barrel” in Italian? Oh, ok. I’ll have 2 of those.
HerpesHilton | March 12, 2007 at 1:55 pm
There is more fabric in her bag than in her entire outfit. Maybe it’s time to rethink the HUGE bags. I mean really, what does she have in there? An Olsen triplet? The one they never speak of?
ShitFacedCockMaster | March 12, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Is she going for that Terminator Linda Hamilton look?
mrs.t | March 12, 2007 at 1:56 pm
It’s like she’s trapped in some bizarre HugeWorld. Look out for the Caterpillar with the hookah, Ashley.
gatorgirl | March 12, 2007 at 1:57 pm
actually, she doesn’t really look bad – besides the bag weighing more than her – but her legs look nice in the shorts, cute little Keds, tee shirt not too tight…At least it’s size appropriate (unlike something Jugs would wear).
cupcake | March 12, 2007 at 1:58 pm
#1 I think those are slip on vans.
cupcake | March 12, 2007 at 1:58 pm
sorry, that was for number 2.
prettiestgirlintown | March 12, 2007 at 2:00 pm
My god! This is supposed to be the more attractive sister? Apparently, fug is in fashion.
prettiestgirlintown | March 12, 2007 at 2:02 pm
No, those are Keds. I have the same pair as her, except I don’t look quite as fashionable as she does wearing them. Damn, why can’t I look more like Ashley???
Lowlands | March 12, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Hidden behind those huge sunglasses and almost covered up by those gigantic macchiotos she ain’t that bad.
squab | March 12, 2007 at 2:14 pm
her cut offs look like a big saggy diaper!
schack | March 12, 2007 at 2:15 pm
ashley’s got a HUGE package. why didn’t anyone tell me that she’s a tranny?
bigponie | March 12, 2007 at 2:16 pm
WTF, is that a fucking wood I see.
86 | March 12, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Welcome to the jungle, baby. You’re gonna die.
Jay from the Bay | March 12, 2007 at 2:23 pm
nice boner
suzy | March 12, 2007 at 2:27 pm
she and her sister ought to wear the clothes they ‘design’ for young girls at walmart
that way they’d look at least half way decent
Lodger92 | March 12, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Can someone get this multimillionaire to spend a few bucks on decent looking clothes, for when she wants to venture out in public. SHEESH!
NipsyHustle | March 12, 2007 at 2:37 pm
it’s good to see axl rose is taking better care of himself lately.
herbiefrog | March 12, 2007 at 2:40 pm
yes…
#
…its harder
…for our daughters
…than for our
…lovers
they’re still us : )
they’re still safe
so… coupla mill on africa ?
…just to make a start ? : )
DrunkBlogger | March 12, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Good to see that being set for life isn’t necessarily a positive life experience.
Hemlock Queen | March 12, 2007 at 2:42 pm
hahahah Nipsy!
Is she cut? Or un-cut? lol
Adriana Christensen | March 12, 2007 at 2:45 pm
and the vans reveal her true height: 4’7″
Stink | March 12, 2007 at 2:53 pm
I didn’t know Kids-R-Us sold coffee.
RichPort | March 12, 2007 at 2:58 pm
I could put her to good use. I’ve got a teenage stepdaughter and constant forbidden wood. Ashley would be a perfect outlet. Freud would approve.
sabrina is awesome | March 12, 2007 at 3:10 pm
I don’t understand why somebody doesn’t ambush these girls and force them to get a make over! somebody should just say “hey.. maybe try on clothes that fit you and run a brush through your hair”. they both could have huge careers but it looks like they’d rather be bums…
licklick | March 12, 2007 at 3:12 pm
It looks as if she is really trying to look ridiculous.
Maybe she should get a slightly larger bag.
herbiefrog | March 12, 2007 at 3:13 pm
of course…
…they’re not
…actually
…our daughters
…so there
…must be a switch
…deep down
luck babe )
teetee | March 12, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Oh sweet child o’ mine! Look at that dink she’s packin’!
whackjob | March 12, 2007 at 3:48 pm
#21,WTF is it with you and your bleeding heart for Africa? For chrissakes man, look it up. Africa is a continent with a billion people or so in 60 something countries, not some abstract municipality to be fixed over the weekend.
You want to redistribute someone else’s wealth for what? You go wild on holiday a few years back and got a guilty conscience?
A coupla mil would do jackeffinsquat. Billions would do only slightly more. Send your pennies to Unicef and rest well, leave OP’s money alone. Liberal/Socialist/Childish (pick one) pom fuck.
Fuzz Martin | March 12, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Was she in Beverly Hills…
… or Paradise City?
Oh… and that’s totally an erection.
diarrhea riot | March 12, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Slash and Duff want their lattes and they want them NOW.
Tehlilmuffin | March 12, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Hotttt shorts…
NOT!
RoxyLoo | March 12, 2007 at 4:37 pm
shit, i hate how these two idiots ALWAYS look like they’re about to kill themselves! always pouting, always miserable. If i had 1/4 of their money i’ll be walking around with a freaking “eddie murphy grin”
elizabeththewellread | March 12, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Once an ugly monkey, always an ugly monkey.
anothershityear | March 12, 2007 at 5:27 pm
there were more images available
she’s pouting here because she was too short to reach the bunch of bananas on the counter
(which is 4’3″ from the ground)
btw improved title, got a chuckle here
My Thai | March 12, 2007 at 5:33 pm
What’s really SHOCKING about this picture is that a multi-millionaire is fetching her own coffee.
She should use some of her GIANT ACCESSORY budget to hire an assistant.
Pikachelsea | March 12, 2007 at 6:42 pm
I see she subscribes to the Britney Spears 1-step hair care system.
STEP ONE: Never wash your hair and poorly disguise this fact with stupid headbands and messy ponytails
Aaaaand… done.
herbiefrog | March 12, 2007 at 6:42 pm
herllo ~31
thats probably
the
saddest
thing
we
‘ve
ever
read
[cries]
bye babe
Tits_McGhee | March 12, 2007 at 7:18 pm
These bitches sure do drink a lot of coffee. Maybe caffeine is the new hip addiction in Hollywood.
She needs to remember: Even though she was born in the 80′s, doesn’t mean she should still be living in the 80′s.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 12, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Well, well, well, my Michelle…you’re fuckin’ crazy, oh child you know you’re crazy :D
Johnny Be Good | March 12, 2007 at 9:35 pm
I think she looks like a fucking idiot. How bizarre that such a confused little person could consider it okay to take a giant duffel bag into Starbucks! Although perhaps on a “human” sized human that bag would appear a bit more normal. I would demand the okay of a parent or guardian before agreeing to sell her two coffees that stacked on top of one another are taller than she is, and I would most definitely point and laugh if I saw such a person walking down the street.
Gum Dumpster | March 12, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Pretty hot, but I’d have gone with really tight biker shorts rather than jean shorts. They’d nicely finish off the Axl look, plus really show off her huge package.
iburl | March 12, 2007 at 11:23 pm
“..I used to do a little but a little wouldn’t do, and so the little got more and more…I been talkin to Mr. Starbucks.” –Axl Olsen
lilygirl | March 12, 2007 at 11:34 pm
@40, Herbiefrog or whatever your name is,
What is with the lame poetry comments??
C’mon give it a rest and try to write something funny for once.
wink | March 13, 2007 at 3:12 am
That’s sure what it LOOKS like ! ! !
Luy Sel | March 13, 2007 at 4:27 am
I cant really say I like her outfit here(did she steal my grandmothers “comfy”-shoes?), but I’m usually very fond of the Olsen Twin Style. Looking like everyone else isnt really something I admire.
Niecy | March 13, 2007 at 5:33 am
Wow, I just read something yesterday about her and Mary Kate topping the Forbes list. You wouldn’t know it by the way she dresses.
jesseeca | March 13, 2007 at 6:29 am
if those aren’t Vans, they sure are a rip-off. i hate when celebrities wear stuff that’s been around forever & then it becomes fashionable. pffft! Keds, stick to your shitty narrow non-ankle support canvas sneaker for old ladies.
those shorts are repulsive. if she sits down, there’s goign to be all sorts of labia folds hanging out so keep walking Ashley and don’t stop!!