Ashley Olsen dating Lance Armstrong

October 31st, 2007 // 102 Comments
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Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted at the Rose Bar in New York Monday night. The two seemed to be really enjoying each other’s company, according to Page Six:

Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.”

Lance, you don’t have to explain yourself to me. I know what it’s like to keep your body at peak physical shape. Like a well-tuned machine. You push yourself to the limit everyday. And sometimes you just need to relax. Whether that entails taking in a movie, drinking a fine glass of wine or having sex with an anorexic Muppet is your decision. In the meantime, since you bagged yourself an Olsen twin, the Sesame Street people keep calling. They want Kermit back.

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  1. yukadoozer

    Awwllll Riiightttt! That’s some hilarious news! I knew there was something wrong with that guy.

  2. Tracy

    Those are some ill-fitting shoes. The piggies are SCREAMING!!

  3. Kareem Ofwheat

    Um… is that Johnny Depp in drag in pic #2? Definitely a dude.

  4. Squirrel

    She’s wearing fur! Aaaaaarrrghhhh…

  5. Tuna

    Nice. . . Fucking. . . Snaggle-toe. . . . . . . .

  6. my comment

    If you are carrying a $5000 handbag the size of a small studio apartment then why do you carry your cellphone around in your hand?

    Put your phones away, people. You look stupid!

  7. L.Linus

    This is soooo strange and weird I can’t get my mind together. Ashley olsen and Lance Armstrong, I have to say it over and over just to get the picture of him mounting this muffet and her screaming I’m coming. Have these girls ever got naked before?

  8. 1MILF Hunter

    Jesus, Lance. You beat cancer and continue living to take on that??

  9. Tweeny

    These Olsen twins were hotter when they were 12, now they look like freaks

  10. ack

    p.s. i need to see the visual proof of this. i don’t want to see it, but to believe it i must. *vomits*

  11. em

    wow, lance is dating an olsen, they got scary… and he still wants to go near them, he’s got a lot of balls. haha

  12. peelay

    So now we know Armstrong cheated, because he obviously can’t tell right from wrong…. and this is oh so wrong!

  13. endoftheshityear

    it’s only a matter of time before the other sister starts dating an aging, retired athlete as well

    after all, monkey see, monkey do

    i hear lance went bananas, over his latest sweetheart

    his family, however, is going apeshit over the entire ordeal

    if they ever conceive a child together,
    it’ll almost certainly be a chimp off the old block
    (at least, half of it will)

    thank you Chicago, and rock on, goodnight

  14. Beaker

    The man repeatedly proved that an American with one nut is more man than the french.

  15. Snarky McComments

    I guess I might bang her if , like, they forgot to deliver my newspaper and there wasn’t anything good to watch on ESPN. But I damn sure wouldn’t let it become public.

  16. PunkA

    Damn, Wasn’t she like 6 when LA first got married to his ex? And she is not even hot. Sorry, Lance, but banging a coat hanger is not my idea of “Living Strong”…..

  17. Jaxxy

    Stupid/anorexic/talentless Ashley Olsen wears fur. I’d like to rip off her f%cking skin and wear it myself, as a trophee! Dumbass bitch!! I hope you get genital warts and go to hell.

  18. Disgusted

    Ewwwww! That’s ridiculous!

  19. stevie ray

    WTF

  20. Eunice

    ARE YOU SERIOUS?! You’ve got to be kidding me. Lance Armstrong is like…. 35 years her senior… Or maybe I’m just thinking of her as a little girl still. UGH. That’s fucking disgusting.

  21. moobs

    I would tag both of them, and brag about it.

    HOTTTTT and they don’t talk a lot = perfect

  22. Tommy

    TAP THAT YOUNG TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Bea

    SOMEBODY SHOULD SKIN HER ALIVE… SEE IF SHE LIKES IT!!!

    FUR WEARING BITCH….

  24. point reyes bikes

    wonderful,a one ball road weenie and a skin and bone tweeker. better hurry up an do some breeding. death to all roadies! long live the Mountain Bike Liberation Front!

  25. point reyes bikes

    wonderful,a one ball road weenie and a skin and bone tweeker. better hurry up an do some breeding. death to all roadies! long live the Mountain Bike Liberation Front!

  26. Technically, wouldn’t both of them really fit with his profile? He’s got the stamina.

  27. Spanky

    Beat cancer to date this skag? God his ex wife must be fucking embarrased she every fucked that loser. Hey Lance your credibility just called, it said fuck you and it ain’t coming back.

  28. naomi

    wtf?! lance???
    at least she’s better than mary kate i cant stand her. ashley is OK.

  29. TJ

    Yeah, but guys like to ball little chicks, because their cocks look MASSIVE inside those tight twats. Questions?

  30. Auntie Kryst

    All y’all back off. That’s Lance Motherfucking Armstrong. He can diddle whatever the fuck he wants. Granted, he can do better, but still let the man be the man. In a word…Superman.

  31. xman

    Wow . Lance shake the it off I know it is halloween but that is not a costume, you are really kissing a zombie

  32. Jen

    leave them alone.

  33. john

    I like Lashley!!

  34. zz

    she is gorgeous

  35. Lorraine

    Armstrong has issues, that’s for sure. He beat cancer, yet still “questions” the existence of God and remains agnostic. This is mental malfunction one. His ex-wife showed what a kook she is by telling Oprah that no woman should ever get married because marriage means they lose their essence or their identity or some femi-nazi crap like that. So whether this breakup was due solely to Lance’s infidelity is questionable. As for the relationship with Cheryl Crow, I just don’t think Armstrong sees the need for a permanent monogamous marriage, which makes sense for those lacking belief in God. She may have wanted children and he wants no more. He also may have found her too demanding.

    It’s clear he likes blondes, but one of the Olsen twins ? At 21 years of age, this is not someone Armstrong should be involved with, if for no other reason than the image he projects to his own children by such a questionable choice. These girls are quite wealthy, no doubt, but perhaps quite impoverished when it comes to things that truly matter such as parental and familial stability. Mary Kate’s ongoing battle with anorexia is evidence of this, and if Ashley is dating Armstrong looking for a “father” figure, that is disturbing to say the least.

    No double standards and while many raise eyebrows at the Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore coupling, I hope for her sake and the sake of her children that he doesn’t end up dumping her for a younger woman before she turns 50. If he does, I don’t think many will be surprised. It’s all about materialism for many people. Armstrong probably thinks that “landing” a 21 year old makes him look “studly”. It does not. It makes his character suspect. I feel sorry for his kids.

  36. wtf!?

    It really doesn’t matter what these two are doing. She’s of legal age, there’s no crime there. Definately a strange couple, but it doesn’t affect my life. I’m sure they’re having fun. Lots of calorie burning sweaty fun!

    @88 You want to see an example of “disturbing to say the least.” then click my name.

  37. Don’t get all excited people, here’s the link.

  38. delia

    fucking ssssssss
    no jk jk jk lolololol
    thats icky
    lol
    i cant belive it!

  39. delia

    fucking ssssssss
    no jk jk jk lolololol
    thats icky
    lol
    i cant belive it!

  40. delia

    fucking ssssssss
    no jk jk jk lolololol
    thats icky
    lol
    i cant belive it!

  41. El Ces

    Hm, she looks good here.
    Love the coat.
    The gold ring and braclet (armor) are pretty cool too.

  42. Katie

    Damn, this is just gross on so many levels. Who would have ever thought that ugly little monkey child Michelle Tanner would be boffing a middle-aged bicyclist with one gonad. Yikes. And who ever thought Lance Armstrong would go from Cheryl Crow to THAT anorexic freak.

  43. Nicole

    That is DISGUSTING! She looks like a 12 year old girl. She is an anorexic muppet. Lance Armstrong is a straight up freak if he is dating that little girl. I wish a PETA activist would have thrown red paint on that evil fur wearing bitch.

  44. selina

    i was scared by her eyes,someone saw she is on a dating sitecalled sugarcupid.com, i do not know why sh ego there.

  45. joe stalin

    Get a life, all of you, and myob
    -Ann Landers

  46. Plastique

    I hope she gets a pre-nupt!

  47. It really doesn’t matter what these two are doing. She’s of legal age, there’s no crime there. Definately a strange couple, but it doesn’t affect my life. I’m sure they’re having fun. Lots of calorie burning sweaty fun

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