Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted at the Rose Bar in New York Monday night. The two seemed to be really enjoying each other’s company, according to Page Six:
Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.”
Lance, you don’t have to explain yourself to me. I know what it’s like to keep your body at peak physical shape. Like a well-tuned machine. You push yourself to the limit everyday. And sometimes you just need to relax. Whether that entails taking in a movie, drinking a fine glass of wine or having sex with an anorexic Muppet is your decision. In the meantime, since you bagged yourself an Olsen twin, the Sesame Street people keep calling. They want Kermit back.
korina_jebediah | October 31, 2007 at 7:10 pm
:o
no freaking way
bbq stuff
sora | October 31, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Typo!
korina_jebediah | October 31, 2007 at 7:12 pm
not talking bout these two but that i was first
guess everyone got bored with such a lazy news day
pure fillers
by the way
happy halloween everybody
little red riding hood as my disguise wuhu
Tikidoll | October 31, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Somebody string up that evil, fur wearing bitch.
gecko_lad | October 31, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Wait, the Tour de France dude Lance Armstrong? Isn’t he like 100 years old?
Well, at least they’re both druggies, so they can talk about SOMETHING.
ph7 | October 31, 2007 at 7:15 pm
I bet he pumps her like a bicycle crank.
Riotboy | October 31, 2007 at 7:19 pm
THAT’S REALLY NUTS!!!
/Zing!
Annabel | October 31, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Armstrong having sex with that anorexic Olsen twin… thank you for making me throw up on my desk.
Realist | October 31, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Korina [#1] why don’t you dress up as a retard? You wouldn’t even have to dress up. I’m sure I’m not the ‘first’ to call you a retard.
CrankyGranny | October 31, 2007 at 7:41 pm
She is so little that one testicle slaps like two!
fweem | October 31, 2007 at 7:49 pm
is this the cute one?
Argyle | October 31, 2007 at 7:50 pm
An anorexic muppet sure, but an anorexic muppet with more money than Jebus Christ.
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 31, 2007 at 7:50 pm
She looks so innocent in those pictures –
if it just weren’t for the fur coat
www.teamXina.com | October 31, 2007 at 7:51 pm
I would to see her just ack normal
cookievanderbilt | October 31, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Way to rock the fur, ya little monkey.
korina_jebediah | October 31, 2007 at 7:52 pm
@ 9
Realist (wouldnt it be “Realistic”? just asking)
why so bitter? :/
and nope, sorry to dissapoint you but im not a retard, neither i’ve been called like that ever
chill out
Jimbo | October 31, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Is there a cute one?
bobby | October 31, 2007 at 7:53 pm
i really hope this is fabricated
patrickridyard@yahoo.com | October 31, 2007 at 8:01 pm
having sex with ashley olsen fuck meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haroof | October 31, 2007 at 8:02 pm
lmfao.
is lance that desperate??
Lobster | October 31, 2007 at 8:05 pm
21st!!!
“Armstrong” is spelt wrong in the title…
fweem | October 31, 2007 at 8:05 pm
@17 maybe if you squint enough?
em | October 31, 2007 at 8:07 pm
fur looks best on it’s original owner, not 20 somethin’ billonaires who have enough money to save every single animal on the face of the earth.
sorry for ranting, damn trick or treaters are pissing me off tonight.
NO, I DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKIN CANDY!!!
STeve | October 31, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Good…..I’m happy for both of them if it works out. Screw all you shallow assholes!
bill | October 31, 2007 at 8:18 pm
THAT IS SOME CREEPY SHIT
justtheobvious | October 31, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Maybe I’m gay for noticing, or complaining, but why the hell is her toe on top of the other toes on her left leg? What a freak.
gotmilk? | October 31, 2007 at 8:43 pm
i am still trying to decide what is more disgusting: her sitting on lance armstrong’s lap or her wearing that fur coat.
ugh
TJ | October 31, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Yeahh boyeee!!!! Get this visual…Lance bouncing her on his lap with his unicep deeeep inside her ultra tight vajayjay, thrusting and bouncing and thrusting and bouncing, my GOD his peepee looks massive inside her girly mound…RIDE IT COWBOYEE!!!!
Ahem.
TJ | October 31, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Yeahh boyeee!!!! Get this visual…Lance bouncing her on his lap with his unicep deeeep inside her ultra tight vajayjay, thrusting and bouncing and thrusting and bouncing, my GOD his peepee looks massive inside her girly mound…RIDE IT COWBOYEE!!!!
Ahem.
BLACK BARBIE | October 31, 2007 at 9:28 pm
I TOLD YOU: all white men liked anorexic chicks. No wonder all you white women starve themselves!
michelle | October 31, 2007 at 9:58 pm
ok ewww i knew lance armstrong was a sleezy guy.. thats just wrong. groosss… ashley, honey, you dont need to get that desperate for some lovin. hes so gross!
Phallic | October 31, 2007 at 10:03 pm
A little on the gross side, but more power to him.
And remember, he only has one nut.
Makemepuke | October 31, 2007 at 10:05 pm
Oh Lance, man with one testicle…Look Cheryl Crow is a fuckin bitch but she is fuckin hot what are you thinkin man…….I think steroids and erythopoetin have fried your brain my man……Olsens…na …you can do better dude, your still at least Pam Andersson material , Carmen Electra???
Ript1&0 | October 31, 2007 at 10:38 pm
I don’t get what’s so wrong with fur anyway, people. Bitch just knows how to keep a billion dollars warm, that’s all.
Arden | October 31, 2007 at 11:02 pm
@30. Learn how to talk. Esp. if you’re tossing insults around. That isn’t even ‘ebonic’. That was just illiterate.
Alex P Keaton | October 31, 2007 at 11:04 pm
In photo #2 she looks scared she’s going to get sucked into the vacuum that smoking biatch is creating by chuffing so freaking hard.
Her fur rocks and she’s hot. I’m glad you people have indignation for fur wearers but none for people like #9 who feel it is OK to insult those with disabilities. Some of my favorite people are ‘tards.
gerard Vandenberg | October 31, 2007 at 11:35 pm
It’s quite simpel. Why should a winner take a loser’s date like this ashley olson. Well, it needs a closer look:
This Lance was and still is a borne winner with the right feelings of Fathership. So this is His way to help this mental extremely weak and ill person. She also, like plenty of others think money and shopping is THE WAY!!
Yeah right: THE ROAD TO NOWHERE WITH SIN AND MISERY!!
e g | November 1, 2007 at 12:16 am
Publicity campaign by nobodys.
No one cares.
Latigo | November 1, 2007 at 12:16 am
[Note to self: Insert one-nut joke here when sober.]
WTF? | November 1, 2007 at 1:12 am
Okay ~ WTF would a 100 year old man see in a 19 year old girl? (Ages exagerated)
THIS IS GROSS!
Miss Glyniss | November 1, 2007 at 1:45 am
lance armstrong just wants a tight vagina. boobs nevermind.
RENEE Z.... | November 1, 2007 at 1:51 am
What the hell?! I thought Lance was mr. health and fitness, and yet he’s hooking up with this anorexic waif?! Then again Sheryl Crowe was awfully thin; fit but thin. He must like the twiggys. But Ashley Olsen?! He must like the uglies too. Sheryl Crowe has sort of an ugly mug as well.
Igottabemeee | November 1, 2007 at 2:10 am
You people have heard of FAUX fur? Billionaires can also afford fake fur that looks real.
sharpeidude | November 1, 2007 at 3:34 am
Lance Armstrong in love with a stir stick? WTF?
Goober Monkeys | November 1, 2007 at 4:36 am
I thought he was in a spandex-laden, bulging-thighed threeway thing with Jakey G. and Matthew McConaughey?
P.S. Mary-Kate is the hot, psycho one, this is the boring one.
TrashyCeleb | November 1, 2007 at 5:16 am
Uhm, this is all kinds of ick. I hope she calls him Daddy while he is boinking that fine piece of zombie-itis. Ha! Zombies! How very seasonal.
lol | November 1, 2007 at 5:17 am
lol. THAT lance armstrong?? with the bike and scheryl crow and one nut?? NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol | November 1, 2007 at 5:17 am
lance is a fucking pervert then!
Tania | November 1, 2007 at 5:18 am
Wow, who woulda thunk it? Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong! Can we all say early Mid-Life Crisis? What is up with that? And I thought Mary-Kate was the anorexic twin, not Ashley. Oh well, they are both consenting adults but I still think it’s not in very good taste to be flaunting that all over the place. Maybe Lance is trying to stay young, hip & popular? Ah, I dunno! Maybe the age difference isn’t THAT big. To each his own … As long as they are both happy and he doesn’t forget that he has children to care for.
lol | November 1, 2007 at 5:24 am
LOL 26. i hate it when peoples second toe gets on the big toe or squished between 1st and 3rd. it bothers me…. a lot.