Lance Armstrong’s daughter brought his new girlfriend Ashley Olsen to school for show and tell. Usually kids bring in things like rocks, frogs or their dad’s porn collection. But his girlfriend? I dunno. Radar reports:
One of the part-eunuch biker’s young daughters (he has twins) had the honor of taking a more realistic (though slightly less boobtastic) Barbie to her class for observation. Yes, daddy’s lady love Ashley Olsen was recently shown and told about at the young girl’s Texas school.
“Celebrities do this all the time,” the source said.
Wow, I learned a lot from that article. Especially about Lance Armstrong’s missing testicle and Ashley Olsen’s small boobs. These two will make a great couple, you know, because they lack the necessary body parts to have sex. Which is good. Saves them from an evening of disappointment, crying and, I’ll assume based on Ashley’s outfit, archeology. Or cattle herding. I can’t decide, but I do know it will involve scarfs.
woops: it’s archaeology… not archeology.
just add the ‘a’ and stir.
I hear the teacher admonished all the students to put their lunches away,
especially the bananas, so as not to rile the creature up
Notice how her nose is now literally exactly like Planet Of The Apes?
But without the makeup.
Astonishing.
Sorta cute here. Of course she’s actually the together one, isn’t she?
Ashley Olsen Baked!!! hahahahaha!
Wow. Never seen pics of obviously smoked-out celebrities except on here. Is it not obvious that she definitely had a huge smoke session before putting in some visine and heading to whatever event it was?? lol. I like her so much more now.
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