Ashley Greene in Maxim and other news

- Angelina Jolie believes snakes are watching over her family. This explains the no marriage thing. Clever, Brad Pitt. Clever… [Lainey Gossip]

- Eliza Dushku evidently wears a thong. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Janet Jackson believes Dr. Conrad Murray killed Michael Jackson. You think? [PopEater]

- Gerard Butler in a kilt. [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan caught doing cocaine. Wow, that must’ve taken zero to little effort. I assume somebody just stuck their head out a window and said “Hey, she’s doing it again.” [Celebslam]

- Ryan Reynolds bulks up for Green Lantern. [PopSugar]

- Michael Lohan in The Most Believable Story I’ve Ever Heard. [The Blemish]

- Heidi & Spencer get cut from the Today show. [Socialite Life]

- Alexander Skarsgaard wants more screen time on True Blood. Preferably with a naked Anna Paquin. [Betty Confidential]

Photos: Maxim