Here’s the final product of Ashley Greene’s nude, Sobe-sponsored photo shoot for Sports Illustrated that’s been leaking in bits and pieces all week. I’m not an energy drinker myself, but thanks to this genius marketing decision, I’m now paying a homeless man to run to the store for Crisco because my penis is stuck in a Sobe bottle. (Someone better pay me for that endorsement.)
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“191. piper – January 10, 2010 4:12 PM
@smarm Such the flatterer. When I say average, I truly mean average, not hot. Sorry to disappoint. ^^
In all honesty, I just don’t see the point about boasting at how hot you are on the internet. Nobody will believe you anyway. Nevertheless, it’s still fun to read the comments on posts like this anywhere on the net. Some of the comments are friggin priceless.
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Dont sell yourself short. Attitude/personality + average looks (although again i think you sell yourself short, thats what it tells me anyways when i use the Force to get an idea of your overall appearance) = much hotter than hot + crummy personality.
I wouldnt try to flatter you. I mean unless I thought it would improve my chances of getting in your pants. And since thats not likely i wouldnt worry too much about that =) Hopefully thats your real name, as well, love that name.
Ok, I think ive given the trolls enough fodder to dog on me for what im sure sounds like a pick up attempt =P
that gal needs more support; she is drooping badly
fools….her breasts are large, lovely and *perky*. i can see how you think they are sagging base don pic 1 – if they looks like that in a real swimsuit, they would be really saggy. but imagine them sitting like that without the paint, as if they were naked. then you can see how high and firmly these beautiful full breasts sit on her chest. in pic 3 you can see their perfect size and shape. sadly, i think the artist thought her boobs would look bigger (as in longer) if he started the paint of the ‘swimsuit’ higher on her chest…but he just gave dumb asses with little experience with real breasts/women with tiny boobs the wrong idea. her chest is perfect and her face is pretty. she DOES have a man torso, however. wish she had a more shapely waist.
sobe is my new goto sports drink!
…I like Sobe.
The funny thing is that some people seem to think that there’s only one shape of breast. There are swooping breasts, and quite beautiful ones.
Dividing breasts between saggy and perky only demonstrates that you haven’t seen more than one naked woman in your entire life.
(w w w .medindia.net/patients/patientinfo/breasts-structures-and-types-breast-types.htm )
The funny thing is that some people seem to think that there’s only one shape of breast. This are swooping breasts, and quite beautiful ones.
Dividing breasts between saggy and perky only demonstrates that you haven’t seen more than one naked woman in your entire life.
(w w w .medindia.net/patients/patientinfo/breasts-structures-and-types-breast-types.htm )
Yes, she’s hot. But that first photo looks like she just ripped one under the water and it’s bubbling up. Just sayin.
She looks gorgeous and sexy her body was natural and much better than those fake boobs and tits. but i’m intrigue with her nose, there something in it… anyway, congrats for your success.
I cannot believe how many stupid girls are around here! She is not behaving in the slightest way that could cause you hating her, except she is looking plain great!
She is real and she has something to show. Get over it !
And yes ‘#54 – you are damn right!
Anyone who says her breasts are saggy obviously haven’t seen a lot of real breasts in their life because they obviously spend most of their time fapping to fake titted FTV girls on 4chan in their parents’ basement, or are female SIFs who are just jealous of her.
I will say one thing about her, though: She has a botched nose job. Anyone else see the resemblance to LaToya Jackson?
I think she’s beautiful! and it’s upsetting people say these harsh things about her.
Nice tits
Mmm…her breasts are awesome. Natural and beautiful. I’m a chick and I would jump at the chance to do the, um, what’s the slang–motorboating? Hell’s yes. Dammit, I can appreciate a nice set of tits.
She’s not cute at all. She looks like the spawn of Michael Jackson (the later years) and a retarded Kristen Stewart.
I think her natural breasts look great. I’d motorboat them.
Some women have implants that make their breasts look so stiff and not bouncey or soft at all. What a shame when that happens!
Like to see any of you take those photographs you dim witted fucktards.
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Anyone who complains about that body is either gay, or just a complete idiot.
She is so beautiful !
She is so beautiful !
She is so beautiful !
She is so beautiful !
She is so beautiful !
She is so beautiful !
she is great
for all you creepers, you can see a nip bump in pic 5
She’s is so hot and very beautiful.
just like a billion other young women but maybe with a bit more sag.
You take the makeup off of this girl and she belongs in your nearest trailer cussing out her deadbeat boyfriend in a denim mini and old sweat stained tee shirt, angry that he didn’t pick up the right pads from “the walmart”…
What I’m trying to say is that she looks like a rat. Not hot at all.
she is very sexy and her breasts are NOT saggy you stupid ones:S
Good Luck with everything Ashley:)
Your fan from Estonia:D
she has no shape. ew
Why open yourself up to this Ashley?
Breasts are supposed to have weight and movement. Hers are beautiful.
That’s an interesting bikini for sure.
she is sooooooooooooooo hot
n all those asses hu think she aint got gr8 boobs go get a real babe not a silicon one
wow nices
who is this girl?
wow she is beautiful
I am a young woman with fake tits, and i must say hers look better than mine. She is real and gorgeous. Stop hating!!
yo whoever thinks this ain’t hod is as blind as a caiman lizard
i wanna take of her nipple stickers and suck
Slut much
well i think she looks great. as far as the nips are concerned, i like to paint with liquid latex so that while it is tacky i can roll the skin over on its self and hide the nips and below the waist lips. she has the form of a real natural woman, all are different some perky some not. in the end it comes down to what you like. personally i like, i hate implants. and if she likes women is beside the point, that has nothing to do with her looks.
i wanna take of her nipple stickers and suck
well i think she looks great. as far as the nips are concerned, i like to paint with liquid latex so that while it is tacky i can roll the skin over on its self and hide the nips and below the waist lips. she has the form of a real natural woman,
i wana fuck
wow she is great