Ashley Greene in a Body Paint Bikini

January 8th, 2010 // 273 Comments

Here’s the final product of Ashley Greene’s nude, Sobe-sponsored photo shoot for Sports Illustrated that’s been leaking in bits and pieces all week. I’m not an energy drinker myself, but thanks to this genius marketing decision, I’m now paying a homeless man to run to the store for Crisco because my penis is stuck in a Sobe bottle. (Someone better pay me for that endorsement.)

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  1. Dank

    #25….a dog huh? Tell us what celebs you think are attractive. Madonna? Lady Gaga? Carrot top?

  2. Dank

    #27 is a moron. They’re called pasties idiot.

  3. Anon

    We know what real tits look like thats why we want the fantasy.

    Reality sucks. If a womans going to pose nude or topless then she should have excellent tits. We don’t want to see real women.
    We see them everyday, give us the fantasy.

    With that said I think hers look good.

  4. to Anon

    Ashley has natural bossoms and she looks good.

    Men need to have more penis implant to make it big and long. Any man with less than 7inch should be put to death IMO

  5. What the fuck is an Ashley Greene?

  6. likes the yum

    WOW!!! I might go watch that vampire movie she was in and i might even buy that sports magazine too.

    oh yeah, what are they trying to sell by the way? Aw who cares!

  7. Anon

    #54 Well I’m ok then.
    Any woman who fails the pencil test andcan’t close her legs causing a constant echo should be stoned to death.
    That’s you fucked then.

    Btw I think she looks good as well.

  8. Matrim

    Blah. Nipple covers are lame. Defeats the point of body-paint if you wear stuff under the body paint.

  9. Kimberly

    Besides “saggy boob” genes, the only way they could get like that is if they had grown really fast and then shrank really fast (possibly yo-yo weight gain/loss). I know once I gained a ton of weight then lost it quickly my boobs were less perky…not as bad as that though…I feel better now.

  10. oJAEflo

    Now seems like a appropriate time to use the term “retardedly hot.” And if she’s likes chicks? Even better.

  11. JJ

    What is this? Why isn’t she half nude in a bikkini? I hate skinsuits.

  12. Rose

    I got a chance to see her nude pictures before her lawyers took them off the internet, and i have to say she is one of the hottest ‘non-fake’ looking celebrities out there today! I do admit I was a little baffled at how they sag a little but at least its real and not some fake Pamela Anderson chest. And shes not anorexic either if she was my girlfriend I wouldn’t want her changing a thing! Come on guys would you seriously in all honesty walk away from htat if you found her on a deserted beach? Case solved. :)

  13. Chupacabra

    She really did need to wear a bra more often when those things first starting coming in…

  14. Erica

    That doesn’t even look like Ashley Greene..but then again I’ve only seen her in Twilight. She looks really short and flat chested in those movies. She looks tall and has big titties here.

  15. Jetfire

    #27 Look close at her Left Breast. you can see a faint circle under it about the size of her Areola from looking at her nude pics. Since you can’t see a raised Nipple means see has a small Pastie about the size of her areola covering the nipple.

    #41 From the 3 leaked nude pics I have seen two of them her arms are above her head. This pulls her Breast up and in making them look smaller than if her arms were down. The third one is covering them.

    I’d do her until the next hot chick came along. LOL

  16. D

    I have a huge boner.

  17. Lux

    Dear GOD, that is incredibly hot. What a fantastic-looking woman! Whoever is calling her tits “flabby” is desperately trying to make her look less attractive so they can feel superior with their man-faces and tangerine a-cups.

  18. nicole

    she looks eerily like Michael Jackson in picture 8.

  19. Turd da Third

    I want do use my tongue to do the paint work on her twat…..I can provide references upon request..This is a free no cost service.

  20. Meh

    Yuck. Cute face but needs to shave her moustache. FLOPPY tits. Fwap, fwap, fwap…

  21. Anon

    Why couldn’t it be Jessica Simpson

  22. That looks like a ‘paint-by-numbers’ design. I wonder what system they used for numbering the herpes?

  23. kHk/sherim??nfirefly

    what
    the
    zhitfukzhitfuk
    iz
    wrong
    with
    her
    eyez?>?
    ……………?

  24. Hans

    Where the fuck is her ass?

  25. Photoshop Police

    Annie, show em or STFU.

    People need to stop assuming that all boobs that have a little hang because of their size are ‘floppy’ because they don’t look like yours (or your girlfriend’s).
    Too many of you spend way too much time looking at fake boobs to know what real boobs look like.

    Ashley Greene has the best real boobs I’ve seen posted on here and they are NOT ‘floppy’.

    THIS is ‘floppy’ : http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1666/1587/200/30%5B1%5D.jpg

    See the minor difference, you morons?!?!?

    Thank you and good night.

  26. amanda

    it is amazing how painting the top on differently can change the perceived “floppiness” of her boobs. the pink one is painted up very high making her boobs appear saggy, the orange one is painted low which makes her boobs look nice + normal.

  27. marme

    Great work, now I’m just drepressed :/

  28. who dat

    Her breasts are perfect. She is a real cutie.

  29. beautiful mermaid

  30. Jeff

    43. C_T – January 8, 2010 2:06 PM

    Bah, saggy. Mine are real, the same size or bigger, I’m older than her, and I can still pass the pencil test. Yuck.

    And no, I’m not posting picks. It did happen, and it’s because I wear a bra.

    Shut the fuck up. Not only are you full of shit, you come across as nothing but a jealous, vapid cunt. Shes got a bangin body, and for you to post some tired ass insult like that while trying to boast about your own wrinkled rack reeks of desperation. Saggy? what the fuck ever. take that pencil and stick it in your larynx where it belongs

  31. @#$#@%#$(@#$@#

    ” 74. kHk/sherim??nfirefly – January 8, 2010 7:16 PM

    what
    the
    zhitfukzhitfuk
    iz
    wrong
    with
    her
    eyez?>?
    ……………?

    Didnt someone already tell you on the other thread earlier today to stop posting retard talk? Jesus Christ. Anyone who talks like your stupid ass has no business criticizing anyone else for ANYTHING. Translation:shut your damn mouth. You think it looks *cool* to type retard-speak? Jesus.

    And to the few chicas posting here criticizing this chicks rack, seriously, get a life. Shes hot, her tits are real, and awesome, and yours, well..arent. Trying to dog her doesnt make you sound any better. Just makes you sound jealous, and like your trying too hard.

  32. Ugh

    what is wrong with her eyes? is she asian or something?.also,her boobs are way to saggy.

  33. Ashley Greene, looks awesome and beautiful. It is very difficult to know about the body paint. It is very well done.

  34. Zoz

    She looks wonderful.I’m a girl and I grew up in the 90′s where supermodels were flashed across the screen.When moviestars looked liked michelle pfeifer.You plain janes stop hating on her cause you’re too lazy to take care of yourself to look like this.Sports illustrated put her on.You think they’d put you on ….hell no.I love sports illustrated ….real beauties with healthy bodies.Get off the computer and work out.

  35. stfu #83.

    TO #83 AND OTHER NEGATIVE POSTERS.
    Firstly if you have said something about her eyes and about them being ‘asian’ – yes I’m talking about you #83 – you should open yours and go get fucked. And why all the negativity about her breasts? You’re all clearly jealous of Ashley’s bangin’ hot body. Her breasts are clearly real and I seem to think that you’re posting these comments because well, your not hot enough to shoot something like this. So you should get a life and look at yourselves before you criticize someone else.

  36. stfu #83.

    TO #83 AND OTHER NEGATIVE POSTERS.
    Firstly if you have said something about her eyes and about them being ‘asian’ – yes I’m talking about you #83 – you should open yours and go get fucked. And why all the negativity about her breasts? You’re all clearly jealous of Ashley’s bangin’ hot body. Her breasts are clearly real and I seem to think that you’re posting these comments because well, your not hot enough to shoot something like this. So you should get a life and look at yourselves before you criticize someone else.

  37. stfu #83.

    TO #83 AND OTHER NEGATIVE POSTERS.
    Firstly if you have said something about her eyes and about them being ‘asian’ – yes I’m talking about you #83 – you should open yours and go get fucked. And why all the negativity about her breasts? You’re all clearly jealous of Ashley’s bangin’ hot body. Her breasts are clearly real and I seem to think that you’re posting these comments because well, your not hot enough to shoot something like this. So you should get a life and look at yourselves before you criticize someone else.

  38. gen

    @83

    Yea, it’s terrible how she has gorgeous, slanted, sultry eyes. Absolutely disgusting. If you are a girl, then you’re a jealous bitch, and if you’re a guy, then there are plenty of gay blogs for you to frequent instead of this one.

    I like how natural boobs look because a) I’m the proud owner of a set and b) I think the slight teardrop shape is perfect. It reminds me of a pear shaped diamond or something.

  39. yesJ

    AMEN #10!

  40. dontneedone

    @Annie- your breasts need to be as perky as you can get them cuz you probably dont have much going for you.

    @Lux- i agree anyone bashing her breats are average looking girls, trying to make themselves feel better. when i first saw the pic with the purple bikini, her breasts did seem a little low, but not a big deal, i think the paint job make her breasts look like that. and everywoman’s body is built differently. im a girl and im not hating on her, i bet that even with lower breasts she’s still prettier and has a hotter body than any of the women posting on here.

    and i agree with the policy… if you are going to criticize you do need to post pics or stfu or gtfo. because i bet most of the women on here are pimply faced nerds.

  41. dontneedone

    look at pic #8 her breasts dont look saggy they look fine. i think the purple paint job makes her breasts look lower.

  42. Josee31

    YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL F>>KING INSANE AND HAVE NO FREAKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!! get your heads out of your asses, she is gorgeous and natural, not some made up plastic inflated bimbo!!!!!! You rock Ashley!!!!!

  43. bop

    I’m a girl and I think she looks great. You guys are all crazy. I’d much rather have breasts like that than high hard balls on my chest under my neck.
    And I’m glad I do, Thank you Ashley I no longer will ponder getting a boob job :)
    natural is great, they are not saggy, they are shaped wonderfully.

  44. Marcus

    I’m not easily impressed but these photos are ridiculously hot. I think some of the haters above are out of your mind.

  45. she is sexy,natural is great, they are not saggy, they are shaped wonderfully

  46. i think the purple paint job makes her breasts look lower.

  47. MuffinWorshipper

    Anyone have a link to that earlier pic of her shaved muffin?

  48. Krys

    What kind of world do we live in where we bash naturally beautiful women with large breasts?
    Just 20 years ago, we would have considered her one of the hottest women on the planet.
    But now, because she lacks veneers, the pinched nose job, silicone, and bleached blonde hair, she’s just “alright”.
    FUCKING PLEASE.
    And to all the women saying “I’m over 25, my breasts are that large, and they don’t sag at all…”
    Kill yourself, you fucking liar.
    There’s not a natural breast over 23 that doesn’t have some sag to it.
    Fuck, you morons. I hope you have the hundreds of thousands of dollars that your daughters are going to need for therapy and/or rehab.

  49. chickenfucker

    I love this chick – best part of that damn vampire movie

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