Here’s the final product of Ashley Greene’s nude, Sobe-sponsored photo shoot for Sports Illustrated that’s been leaking in bits and pieces all week. I’m not an energy drinker myself, but thanks to this genius marketing decision, I’m now paying a homeless man to run to the store for Crisco because my penis is stuck in a Sobe bottle. (Someone better pay me for that endorsement.)
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me | January 8, 2010 at 12:40 pm
I want one. :)
Taz | January 8, 2010 at 12:42 pm
she should have worn a bra more often
Huh | January 8, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Where are the nips?
nooose | January 8, 2010 at 12:42 pm
fap fap fap!!!!!!!!!!1
Matthew | January 8, 2010 at 12:43 pm
She is so flipping hot! I am loving this shoot.
Bob | January 8, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Sucks. body paint is too thick!
hahahaha | January 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Balloons half filled with water… I’d still hit it though.
Anon | January 8, 2010 at 12:50 pm
…Ew.
kghghk | August 19, 2011 at 1:16 am
What do you mean by”ew”?
This is HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish there was no body paint on………….
Max Planck | January 8, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Sobe?
Sports Illustrated?
Of course, I see the link.
whatever | January 8, 2010 at 12:55 pm
you morons. those are what beautiful, perfect natural breasts look like. turn off the porn, throw away the hustler & playboy, and stop expecting natural breasts to look like implanted ones.
Doc Schweinstrudel | January 8, 2010 at 12:58 pm
I’m totally jealous !
frankw | January 8, 2010 at 1:06 pm
@.10
Exactly. Sad thing is, even many young women now think that’s sagging and unattractive. What a sad commentary on our times….
ch | January 8, 2010 at 1:06 pm
number 10, u got it right. she is so beautiful and those are real!!!
WhatFuckingEver | January 8, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Nobody is saying that she should have perfectly round boobs, but a woman that young shouldn’t have such floppy tits. My wife is 33 and her natural tits are perkier than that.
Vinnie the Chin | January 8, 2010 at 1:08 pm
I’m thirsty.
Sport | January 8, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Dumb asses, thats a smoking hot real body. Motorboating could never be better.
uncleangry | January 8, 2010 at 1:12 pm
@ 14
Post pics or you’re a liar.
Photoshop Police | January 8, 2010 at 1:13 pm
#14 is an idiot.
floppy tits?
your wife probably has a different cup size.
post pics or STFU!
Dicks | January 8, 2010 at 1:18 pm
The ‘Shopped her tits out. There should be a nipple poking out.
naddy | January 8, 2010 at 1:19 pm
WHOM EVER SAID SHE IS UGLY OR SAID EW YOU PEOPLE ARE FLIPPIN STUPID. The girl is real. She has a real body. and she’s beautiful.
jkhjkh | January 8, 2010 at 1:21 pm
yes, excellent policy #18. anyone with trash to talk about these lovely bressesses must post pixxx of their or their girlfriend’s/wife’s tits or stfu and gtfo. n guess what jackasses, not all tits are exactly the same. there is nothin wrong with this chicks tits.
uh | January 8, 2010 at 1:22 pm
why is she clawing the sand in picture 10?
PunkA | January 8, 2010 at 1:24 pm
She is hawt, but she is a dyke. Sorry boys, she does not like the cocky, so keep yours holstered. She is into carpet munching and licking the split. So ladies, rub away.
Jetfire | January 8, 2010 at 1:28 pm
I think she has pasties on her nips that were painted over. That’s why we don’t see any. It’s that or she doesn’t have any.
ktulu | January 8, 2010 at 1:28 pm
she’s a dog witha corpse face and saggy tits-you fatasses jerking off to her are so sad
Drundel | January 8, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Totally hot and natural. I’d do her in church.
McFeely Smackup | January 8, 2010 at 1:31 pm
This isn’t body painting. Body painting is “paint on skin”.
This is digital editing of photographs that she was probably in a bikini for. Seriously, the lack of nipples SHOULD be a dead giveaway. But that assumes you cretins have ever seen a breast, which seems less likely all the time.
Kirk | January 8, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Those tits are great. Any guy that does not think so should go back to an inflatable doll or put some fake ones on your boyfriend.
uncleangry | January 8, 2010 at 1:32 pm
@23
PHEW!!! thankgod you told me that, I was totally about to man handle myself when I saw your post. I don’t know what I would have done if I had actually managed to get a quick *FAP* out without knowing she likes women as much as I do. I mean how disgusting would that be, you know!? Just the thought of her rolling naked on the beach with another woman…ugh…it’s just so..
*FAP* FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*
lololololol | January 8, 2010 at 1:36 pm
her tits aren’t saggy. that’s just an illusion as a result of the way her “bikini top” is painted on. usually such a swimsuit would give the boobs support but since this isn’t a real swimsuit her tits appear to sag. she shouldve done this photoshoot with no paint on her boobs so you losers could see what real tits look like.
DCLeisurist | January 8, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Good god, the things I would eat out of that womans asshole.
Even an Arby’s sandwich…maybe.
She is pretty close to perfect. No Emma Watson, but still stellar.
@16, Exactly…. BWUBWUBWUBWUB!!!
lololololol | January 8, 2010 at 1:37 pm
her tits aren’t saggy. that’s just an illusion as a result of the way her “bikini top” is painted on. usually such a swimsuit would give the boobs support but since this isn’t a real swimsuit her tits appear to sag. she shouldve done this photoshoot with no paint on her boobs so you losers could see what real tits look like.
POW | January 8, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Seriously, what is the point of body paint if you use pasties. Morons.
drewjewaw | January 8, 2010 at 1:40 pm
They’re real, and they’re spectacular.
Body paint sucks.
miked | January 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Its about time that there was a decent post on this site…
SKS | January 8, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Is it just me, or does she have an… interesting nose? She looks great, but something about when she looks up, I just think “weird nose job”… maybe I’m being too picky!
Vanquish | January 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Fantastic breasts!
Jethro | January 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Well said #35. This is beauty and art.
hahahaha | January 8, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Hey #21, that won’t work. What dude surfs a celebrity gossip site in the middle of the afternoon on a work week? Not one with a girlfriend. Boyfriend would be more like it, and nobody wants to see those moobs…
Adam Cutter | January 8, 2010 at 1:54 pm
She can suck my SOBE anytime she wants!
mike | January 8, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Her boobs look bigger than when those nudes leaked, but they’re the same shape so maybe these are just better poses. I agree that there’s something weird about her nose.
The thing they won’t have to airbrush out is hair– remember from her nudes, she kept that kitty smoooooooth!
AnonymousError | January 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Meh… not that exciting.
C_T | January 8, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Bah, saggy. Mine are real, the same size or bigger, I’m older than her, and I can still pass the pencil test. Yuck.
And no, I’m not posting picks. It did happen, and it’s because I wear a bra.
JPRichardson | January 8, 2010 at 2:08 pm
27, you’re an idiot.It IS bodypaint. She’s wearing nipple stickers.
fools | January 8, 2010 at 2:11 pm
to everyone complaining there is no nipple:
as 24 said, they probably put some sort of pasty over her nipple in order to hide them so that the painting could be done better.
and she definitely is not in a bikini with digital editing, so whoever said that is pretty dumb (27).
Danklin | January 8, 2010 at 2:32 pm
If you say “Ew” to this, you’re either a straight woman, or the gayest gay man in gayville. She is smoking fuckin hot!
Annie | January 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Im a girl so I can say it, floppy tits! Im 25, I have natural boobs and they are not like that!
Annie | January 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Im a girl so I can say it, floppy tits! Im 25, I have natural boobs and they are not like that!
T Woods | January 8, 2010 at 2:39 pm
I dont see any straps. How does it stay up?
Steve Candy | January 8, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Man, oh man. Why the F%$# did my career guidance councellor not tell me about this bodypainting lark.
I’d have been all over that make up artists course had I know I could have done this..
Why? Why? Why?