Ashley Greene in a Body Paint Bikini

January 8th, 2010 // 273 Comments

Here’s the final product of Ashley Greene’s nude, Sobe-sponsored photo shoot for Sports Illustrated that’s been leaking in bits and pieces all week. I’m not an energy drinker myself, but thanks to this genius marketing decision, I’m now paying a homeless man to run to the store for Crisco because my penis is stuck in a Sobe bottle. (Someone better pay me for that endorsement.)

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  1. me

    I want one. :)

  2. Taz

    she should have worn a bra more often

  3. Huh

    Where are the nips?

  4. nooose

    fap fap fap!!!!!!!!!!1

  5. Matthew

    She is so flipping hot! I am loving this shoot.

  6. Bob

    Sucks. body paint is too thick!

  7. hahahaha

    Balloons half filled with water… I’d still hit it though.

  8. Anon

    …Ew.

    • kghghk

      What do you mean by”ew”?
      This is HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I wish there was no body paint on………….

  9. Max Planck

    Sobe?

    Sports Illustrated?

    Of course, I see the link.

  10. whatever

    you morons. those are what beautiful, perfect natural breasts look like. turn off the porn, throw away the hustler & playboy, and stop expecting natural breasts to look like implanted ones.

  11. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I’m totally jealous !

  12. frankw

    @.10

    Exactly. Sad thing is, even many young women now think that’s sagging and unattractive. What a sad commentary on our times….

  13. ch

    number 10, u got it right. she is so beautiful and those are real!!!

  14. WhatFuckingEver

    Nobody is saying that she should have perfectly round boobs, but a woman that young shouldn’t have such floppy tits. My wife is 33 and her natural tits are perkier than that.

  15. Vinnie the Chin

    I’m thirsty.

  16. Sport

    Dumb asses, thats a smoking hot real body. Motorboating could never be better.

  17. uncleangry

    @ 14

    Post pics or you’re a liar.

  18. Photoshop Police

    #14 is an idiot.

    floppy tits?
    your wife probably has a different cup size.
    post pics or STFU!

  19. Dicks

    The ‘Shopped her tits out. There should be a nipple poking out.

  20. naddy

    WHOM EVER SAID SHE IS UGLY OR SAID EW YOU PEOPLE ARE FLIPPIN STUPID. The girl is real. She has a real body. and she’s beautiful.

  21. jkhjkh

    yes, excellent policy #18. anyone with trash to talk about these lovely bressesses must post pixxx of their or their girlfriend’s/wife’s tits or stfu and gtfo. n guess what jackasses, not all tits are exactly the same. there is nothin wrong with this chicks tits.

  22. uh

    why is she clawing the sand in picture 10?

  23. PunkA

    She is hawt, but she is a dyke. Sorry boys, she does not like the cocky, so keep yours holstered. She is into carpet munching and licking the split. So ladies, rub away.

  24. Jetfire

    I think she has pasties on her nips that were painted over. That’s why we don’t see any. It’s that or she doesn’t have any.

  25. ktulu

    she’s a dog witha corpse face and saggy tits-you fatasses jerking off to her are so sad

  26. Drundel

    Totally hot and natural. I’d do her in church.

  27. McFeely Smackup

    This isn’t body painting. Body painting is “paint on skin”.

    This is digital editing of photographs that she was probably in a bikini for. Seriously, the lack of nipples SHOULD be a dead giveaway. But that assumes you cretins have ever seen a breast, which seems less likely all the time.

  28. Kirk

    Those tits are great. Any guy that does not think so should go back to an inflatable doll or put some fake ones on your boyfriend.

  29. uncleangry

    @23

    PHEW!!! thankgod you told me that, I was totally about to man handle myself when I saw your post. I don’t know what I would have done if I had actually managed to get a quick *FAP* out without knowing she likes women as much as I do. I mean how disgusting would that be, you know!? Just the thought of her rolling naked on the beach with another woman…ugh…it’s just so..

    *FAP* FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

  30. lololololol

    her tits aren’t saggy. that’s just an illusion as a result of the way her “bikini top” is painted on. usually such a swimsuit would give the boobs support but since this isn’t a real swimsuit her tits appear to sag. she shouldve done this photoshoot with no paint on her boobs so you losers could see what real tits look like.

  31. DCLeisurist

    Good god, the things I would eat out of that womans asshole.

    Even an Arby’s sandwich…maybe.

    She is pretty close to perfect. No Emma Watson, but still stellar.

    @16, Exactly…. BWUBWUBWUBWUB!!!

  32. lololololol

    her tits aren’t saggy. that’s just an illusion as a result of the way her “bikini top” is painted on. usually such a swimsuit would give the boobs support but since this isn’t a real swimsuit her tits appear to sag. she shouldve done this photoshoot with no paint on her boobs so you losers could see what real tits look like.

  33. POW

    Seriously, what is the point of body paint if you use pasties. Morons.

  34. They’re real, and they’re spectacular.

    Body paint sucks.

  35. miked

    Its about time that there was a decent post on this site…

  36. SKS

    Is it just me, or does she have an… interesting nose? She looks great, but something about when she looks up, I just think “weird nose job”… maybe I’m being too picky!

  37. Vanquish

    Fantastic breasts!

  38. Jethro

    Well said #35. This is beauty and art.

  39. hahahaha

    Hey #21, that won’t work. What dude surfs a celebrity gossip site in the middle of the afternoon on a work week? Not one with a girlfriend. Boyfriend would be more like it, and nobody wants to see those moobs…

  40. Adam Cutter

    She can suck my SOBE anytime she wants!

  41. mike

    Her boobs look bigger than when those nudes leaked, but they’re the same shape so maybe these are just better poses. I agree that there’s something weird about her nose.

    The thing they won’t have to airbrush out is hair– remember from her nudes, she kept that kitty smoooooooth!

  42. AnonymousError

    Meh… not that exciting.

  43. C_T

    Bah, saggy. Mine are real, the same size or bigger, I’m older than her, and I can still pass the pencil test. Yuck.

    And no, I’m not posting picks. It did happen, and it’s because I wear a bra.

  44. JPRichardson

    27, you’re an idiot.It IS bodypaint. She’s wearing nipple stickers.

  45. fools

    to everyone complaining there is no nipple:

    as 24 said, they probably put some sort of pasty over her nipple in order to hide them so that the painting could be done better.

    and she definitely is not in a bikini with digital editing, so whoever said that is pretty dumb (27).

  46. Danklin

    If you say “Ew” to this, you’re either a straight woman, or the gayest gay man in gayville. She is smoking fuckin hot!

  47. Annie

    Im a girl so I can say it, floppy tits! Im 25, I have natural boobs and they are not like that!

  48. Annie

    Im a girl so I can say it, floppy tits! Im 25, I have natural boobs and they are not like that!

  49. T Woods

    I dont see any straps. How does it stay up?

  50. Steve Candy

    Man, oh man. Why the F%$# did my career guidance councellor not tell me about this bodypainting lark.

    I’d have been all over that make up artists course had I know I could have done this..

    Why? Why? Why?

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