Ashley Greene in a bikini

October 6th, 2009 // 95 Comments

These are the Ashley Greene bikini shots that started making the Internet rounds today and nobody seems to know (or care) where they came from. So keeping with all the journalism happening here, I took the liberty of adding one more random pic for the sole fact that you can see 1/5th of Ashley’s areola.

Dedicated to Walter Cronkite 1916 – 2009


  1. The Rough report

    Man hunter Jodie Foster? the Charles Bronson of our generation? no way…

  2. very few women have a small waist and hips. dumb bitches

  3. I would just like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for posting these pics. My good gawd she is gorgeous.

  4. ....

    she’s in great shape, way bigger knockers than i gave her credit for, face looks decent natural (although something about it is making me feel like i am looking at kiddy porn), nice hair. but the actual shape of her body is not so hot. i know she can’t help it, and for those saying its being picky – its not, women are really meant to have a defined waist, that is what makes them different from men. it is literally their defining characteristic as a gender.

  5. LOL

    “it is literally their defining characteristic as a gender. ”

    Dontcha think the vagina and breasts are a bit more defining characterstics than a waist, you clueless homo?

  6. For all the ,"I'd hit it" comments

    Even on this womans lowest self esteem day, she would never flirt with any of the dorks on this site. I envision their mommies yelling at them to clean their room, while they are posting on this site, with one hand on thier keyboard. The other pulling their “pork”. They are probably dreaming of mommy, while doing it.

    “if this girl came up to any one of your dorks and flirted with you “.

  7. Superevil

    I’m in the mood for a little kristen stewart to ashley greene ATM.

  8. Steve O

    “42. :(bua – October 7, 2009 9:52 AM

    @41 – Sadly, many women have this problem. I have amazing, long, tanned, fit legs, and a flat muscly tummy, but i do have hips too, with shape. so it looks like this, straight on. sucks. i see all the brasilian models with tiny waists, and perfect hips that lead to that curve starting the thighs, and i feel like crying. you can lose weight, tone up, tan, anything – but you can’t change your bones. SUCKS.”

    Hahahahaha……fucking full of yourself much? ‘I have amazing, long tanned, fit legs and a flat muscle tummy’ …..get the fuck over yourself already. Even if you DID have said ‘assetts’ (doubtful) no one talks about themselves like that unless a)youre far too stuck on yourself and convinced that youre hotter than you are, or b)are really a man just trying to get a rise out of someone who insists on ‘seeing pics’….I’m guessing c) all of the above.

  9. Jamillah

    At #55:

    The vagina yes, the breasts no. The waist/hp ratio is a PRIMARY sexual indicator — it indicates fertility and the ability to healthily reproduce. That’s why men don’t have waist/hip ratios and why pre-pubescent girls don’t either. Look it up.

    Furthermore, a low/waist hip ratio is UNIVERSALLY recognized as the most desirable female characteristic(look it up). ….. and having no waist/hips also indicates a higher propensity for illness(heart disease, etc.) — yet another reason why people are biologically programmed to have a preference for women with defined waists.

  10. Amy

    #59 is correct..except that he/she fails to point out that most men do this unconsiously. Men generally have no idea that they are honing in on a woman’s waist to hip ratio. This is why someone larger like Marilyn Monroe was a huge sex symbol…she had the perfect waist to hip ratio. In other words, a woman can be stick thin or much more healthy, and as long as they have that appox hip to waist ratio, she is considered very attractive to a man. Size doesn’t have a lot to do with it…just shape. Breasts don’t have a lot to do with it. either..it’s just cultural.

  11. crazypants

    That’s a great looking girl, that’s it. This hip-ratio shit is nonsense, she radiates health and vigor, and has clear perfect skin.

  12. Darth

    Not too bad.Your friendly next door neighbor girl in a bikini.

  13. Kangaroo

    She may have no waist, but she can pick up a peanut with her asshole.

  14. Have no idea who she is, but I would let her borrow my ‘plunger’.

  15. Statutory Conflict

    Is she twelve or thirteen?
    Looks like petafile bait at best….

  16. bunie

    she kinda looks like kristen stward. but she wayyyyyyyyyy hotter!!!kristen is trashy if she fixs ha self she’ll be pretty.

  17. bunie

    she kinda looks like kristen stward. but she wayyyyyyyyyy hotter!!!kristen is trashy if she fixs ha self she’ll be pretty.

  18. Ein

    Lol man, compared to the crap I bangle she is a living Aphrodite.

  19. Amy

    #66, if you read the Twilight saga, you’d know that Bella (Kristen Stewart) is supposed to be a very plain girl. But Ashley Greene is supposed to be goddess-like beautiful.

  20. Hellaluya

    In the last pic you can see her nipple, it looks like they tried to edit it out. I’m surprised no one noticed this

  21. QuadD

    Man Hands!!

  22. my2wings

    what bikini is that, i really like it

  23. mer

    She looks terribly uncomfortable.

  24. Tom

    Oh rank. She looks like a boy.
    I have more curves than that.

    She has a gorgeous face but her body is so unsexy my penis is retracting inside my body.

    I am a woman now.

  25. WOW she’s looking so sexy and hot……………..
    She looks more hot in swim suit…

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  28. katrina bowden

    she looks good. Who is she?

  29. These pictures are quite old! I saved one of them to my computer in August of 2008.

    She’s very pretty – gorgeous face, beautiful hair, and yeah, she may have too much waist and no hip, but at least she’s in shape and healthy looking. She’s not over/under-weight or deformed by plastic surgery so she’s great in my book.

  30. Ara

    #55:

    LOLL!!

  31. in4ya

    at #54 and #55
    Actually, it has been proven scientifically, that the first thing men look at, is a women’s waste. If it’s hourglass like, then she gets the highest marks for being attractive. Amazingly this score more than other features like big child like eyes and a higher child like voice. Of course these things would not be issues when a woman would not be a woman in the first place.

  32. cc

    My vas deferens just exploded. Damn you, Superficial!

  33. Jane

    Right well – she’s not good enough for Jackson Rathbone if we’re judging by the physical. If I looked like that, I wouldn’t have the arrogance to have a photo shoot because if her boobs were one cup size down she’d have the body of a man. Shame, but I’m an awful lot hotter.

  34. Blake

    She’s beautiful… Waist to hip ratio is a bunch of bull! Wide a** hips don’t make u attractive a healthy toned body does, and that’s what she has.

  35. stings
    Commented on this photo:

    She is so fucking sexy

  36. Rafaela
    Commented on this photo:

    Shup up,they are awesome,prob you are jealous because they are a happy family of course they have problems as a normal familiy but all them are happy person different then you…

  37. alyssaaaa
    Commented on this photo:

    @cdwhitefeather
    Didnt your mother teach you “if you don’t have anything nice too say, don’t say it at all!”

    Loooove you girls! You are super hilarious!! Stay on your hustles.

  38. Jessie Reyes
    Commented on this photo:

    Wowww some people really like to talk trash if u had the chance to be like them u know u will do everything that comes ur way. Money talk so don’t judge other people cause I’m pretty sure ur a fat person who is mad about ur life don’t leave a comment if ur a hater

  39. brendalee
    Commented on this photo:

    @Cdwhitefeather….keepur comments to urself they are not money hungry…they are successful … if u r not able to suceed in life then that’s ur problem and don’t be posting ur 2 cents here…Kardashians Girls you ROCK!……. you girls are my fashion style icons…

  40. Jai
    Commented on this photo:

    Kimmy,Khloe,& Kourt,May God continue 2 bless yens all & the rest of Ur beautiful fam. The hour of entertainment that yens bring each season has been engaging & 4 some of us clearly Not enough! Lol. Happy Holidays Dolls it so Nice 2 see so much happiness.

  41. juany
    Commented on this photo:

    Pos me da igual lok agan pero kim deja a justin beiber mendiga mata crias y dejalo pa mi

  42. Tp25
    Commented on this photo:

    The kardashian/Jenner family is so much like mine. It was hard for me growing up to really except my family because they are immature/crazy which is the opposite of me but when I watch these shows I feel like spending time with my family. They’re just having fun, every family different.

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