These are the Ashley Greene bikini shots that started making the Internet rounds today and nobody seems to know (or care) where they came from. So keeping with all the journalism happening here, I took the liberty of adding one more random pic for the sole fact that you can see 1/5th of Ashley’s areola.
Dedicated to Walter Cronkite 1916 – 2009
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Puddinpants | October 6, 2009 at 11:39 pm
She is attractive.
ChicagoEric | October 6, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Oh my, I think she was my server today at the Chicago Hooters. Oh wait, I’m mistaken, she was the counter girl at the YMCA I live at. I took those pictures of her before I hit the pool at the Y.
Dani Moran | October 6, 2009 at 11:41 pm
I think that’s more like 20% areola. :)
mixedmartialartvideos.com | October 6, 2009 at 11:41 pm
very nice!
Stabby the Guard | October 6, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Her bikini fits like baggy jeans
Leighton Meester's Keester Eater | October 6, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Her nudes were better
jamillah | October 7, 2009 at 12:05 am
Where are her waist and hips? She’s athletic, but her body is positively deformed-looking.
ringmybell | October 7, 2009 at 12:06 am
she’s in great shape and has very pretty, natural features.
Ralph | October 7, 2009 at 12:09 am
Judging by the clocks in the background, Walter Kronkite took these photos.
Amy | October 7, 2009 at 12:10 am
She has a beautiful face.
Your Mom's Beaver | October 7, 2009 at 12:22 am
I don’t know who in Hades she is, but I need to reupholster my recliner before my wife gets home.
Your Mom's Beaver | October 7, 2009 at 12:24 am
I don’t know who in Hades she is, but I need to reupholster my recliner before my wife gets home.
minx | October 7, 2009 at 1:00 am
I will admit, I’m totally jealous of her cat-like face… but not of her waist to hip ratio.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | October 7, 2009 at 1:01 am
she’d be good for body shots because that belly button could sure hold a lot of liquor.
Lesley | October 7, 2009 at 1:46 am
This bitch used to have a dick.
Jose | October 7, 2009 at 2:06 am
LOL I hope you guys are TRYING to be insecure, overcritical lil trolls. You couldnt even dream of actually being in any way shape or form involved with a girl like this. So I guess defense mechanisms like these date back to grade school where youre just programmed to look for anything bad to make yourself seem less imperfect. Lol her bellybutton, her waist to hip ratio lol. Gimme a break the girl is beautiful period. Like alot of girls ..and Im sure youll search like crazy to find somethin wrong with them too ;)
Jamillah | October 7, 2009 at 2:40 am
at #16:
The girl is very athletic –in great shape. But her BODY SHAPE is faaar from ideal –she has no waist-line or hips. Women are supposed to have waist/hip ratios of 0.7 or less — it’s what indicates fertility and is a primary female sexual characteristic. Girls who lack this waist/hip ratio are not only unhealthier, but lkess attractive.
joffo | October 7, 2009 at 3:10 am
Ashley Greene Twilight Star Scandal Video
http://freemovs.org/video.php?vid=Ashley_Greene_Scandal_Video
Guyinaz | October 7, 2009 at 3:18 am
Where were these pictures taken? Do I see a dude talking on the phone at a desk in the background? They have that 3 clock thing going on, so obviously someone is too stupid to add an hour per time zone. This is like one of those casting couch scenes where the guy is all “a blow job would really help your career at this second in time”
Kait | October 7, 2009 at 3:21 am
people scrutinize too much – a girl cant have everything. she is very naturally pretty, and that’s good. Yes she doesnt have much hips, but in realty there are very few women with good natural looks, nice boobs, and big hips.
Charley Kane | October 7, 2009 at 3:59 am
Oh yes, very nice, and before any digital work too. Beats the other Twilight girl hands down.
Ryan the Canadian | October 7, 2009 at 4:28 am
Great lips and boobies. BOOBIES!
Sickitten | October 7, 2009 at 4:39 am
1 hr cheek implant procedure would benefit her greatly.
http://sickitten.com/2009/10/07/cheek-implants-are-as-common-as-breast-implants-people.aspx
Some of the male commenters on here might want to check this out. it could help them.
Sickitten | October 7, 2009 at 4:42 am
#20, thank you. I’ll have my boyfriend take a look at your comment so he knows how lucky he is.
JustBeatIt | October 7, 2009 at 6:22 am
her face reminds me of a rodent.
Phil McCracken | October 7, 2009 at 6:26 am
Finally, Hollywood has chosen some decent looking women… Fucking hell am I tired of looking at the slags we’ve had banging around for the last decade. Get Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton the fuck out of here, and replace them with the girls from Twilight (gay movie).
bobx | October 7, 2009 at 6:27 am
@16 &20
She looks like a dude from the waist down. If you’re into shemale trannies than by all means enjoy.
spinal | October 7, 2009 at 7:35 am
Beautiful girl, beautiful body. I don’t know who she is but whatever.
Cue some mouth breathing idiot calling her fat in 3, 2, 1…
Turd the third | October 7, 2009 at 7:45 am
Its OK, she looks totally bored or like she is posing for pictures that she really doesn’t want taken. Ok bod, ok face, maybe she needs some Pam Anderson tatts to look like a real bad ass celebrity. Oh yah, this bathing suit is really really horrible and doesnt work with her body shape well
The Rough report | October 7, 2009 at 7:48 am
Im greene with envy on account of the total love affair between the camera and Ashlee. Yeah I think youre up for the Edward R. Murrow awards for this Fish….
Keith | October 7, 2009 at 7:54 am
She’s got no waist. Boxy midsection.
Cheese | October 7, 2009 at 8:30 am
Damn i wish i had a penis. WAIT i do have a penis!!
Ashley Greene i’ll be there in 10 minutes!!
Pilatunes | October 7, 2009 at 8:30 am
What a fabulours, natural, fit figure. Pretty too!
nicefrenchgurl | October 7, 2009 at 8:34 am
she is gorgeous
can i have the same ones for christmas? please?
ps: did anyone else notice how much she looks like judie foster on the 1st pic?
Rancid | October 7, 2009 at 8:47 am
Chick has very little makeup on – that takes it to a totally different level. Any broad with pancake and photoshop can look like a movie star. But what does she look like first thing in the morning?
If a girl is hot the moment she wakes up she’s a goddess.
See Alice | October 7, 2009 at 8:57 am
Where are her hips ?
small business health insurance | October 7, 2009 at 9:09 am
looks good to me
blahblah | October 7, 2009 at 9:17 am
Love it.
havoc | October 7, 2009 at 9:21 am
Awesome!!!
Who is she?
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Sapphire | October 7, 2009 at 9:31 am
#13 (Minx): How does a person have a “cat-like” face? She looks like a human being to me, not an animal.
Sapphire | October 7, 2009 at 9:34 am
I’ve never seen a woman shaped like this before, she has this huge wide torso and skinny legs. I’m kinda freaked out by it.
:(bua | October 7, 2009 at 9:52 am
@41 – Sadly, many women have this problem. I have amazing, long, tanned, fit legs, and a flat muscly tummy, but i do have hips too, with shape. so it looks like this, straight on. sucks. i see all the brasilian models with tiny waists, and perfect hips that lead to that curve starting the thighs, and i feel like crying. you can lose weight, tone up, tan, anything – but you can’t change your bones. SUCKS.
hacksaw | October 7, 2009 at 10:05 am
I’d hit it.
Nome King | October 7, 2009 at 10:10 am
Have no idea who she is. I’d hit it, but she looks like your typical chick you’d see in the mall.
panzy | October 7, 2009 at 10:21 am
it looks like she’s got man hands in the last picture.
JADE | October 7, 2009 at 10:31 am
Now you know if this girl came up to any one of your dorks and flirted with you , you would not be thinking about her waist. You would cream your Star Wars underwear. She is sexy and worked hard for that body, none of you can say that.
Chatham | October 7, 2009 at 10:38 am
She TOTALLY looks like Jodie Foster!!
good god | October 7, 2009 at 10:41 am
-lol- some people amaze me.
How perfect must some of you be to pass judgment on any and every little flaw you can make yourselves see. I think you should all post a pic of yourselves, so we can be in awe of your perfect greatness.. I’d really LOVE to see what a flawless person looks like. Come on, don’t keep us waiting.
Ashley looks wonderful. And what ever happened to beauty is only skin deep anyway?
I’d hate to think any of you might have children, and the morals you must be trying to instill in them.
Dave Mustaine | October 7, 2009 at 10:46 am
I would slowly put it in her.
Julia Marks | October 7, 2009 at 10:47 am
She’s so beautiful!!