Ashley Dupre in Playboy

April 14th, 2010 // 160 Comments

Because Hugh Hefner will sue my young balls off and use them as his own, I can literally only get away with posting one shot of Ashley Dupre from the May issue of Playboy. That being said, I couldn’t be more supportive of everything going on here. It’s important to let women know that, with enough hooking, you too can land a profitable spread in a men magazines where your chance of getting rolled up in a carpet is barely 15%. So if anyone wants to practice breaking into the fast-paced profession of turning tricks, think of me as your personal pommel horse who won’t get attached.

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UPDATE: Sorry guys, Playboy made me take it down. But enjoy this cover image which is almost exactly like seeing a woman’s bare breasts and vagina once you use your imagination and go look at porn instead.

Photos: Playboy
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  1. The Equality Petition

    We say The Superficial should place an equal amount of men and women news on this site.

  2. The Equality Petition

    We say The Superficial should place an equal amount of men and women news on this site.

  3. Josette

    We say you should stfu, or go somewhere else.

    Also, boobs.

  4. The Equality Petition

    We say The Superficial should place an equal amount of men and women news on this site.

  5. LOL @ Equality petition

    LOL, hilarious, post equally. There are many sites that cater to women’s and gay men’s wants. This site caters to Straight men and lesbians and generally those who like the female form. Deal with it.

  6. john f

    doesn’t even look like her
    once a hooker always a hooker
    making money off of the fake tits Elliot bought her
    or some other pig!

  7. The Equality Petition

    We say HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, WE SUCK EQUAL AMOUNTS OF COCKS.

  8. duhh

    you cut the best parts lolo now you turn me offf lolol just kindinggg no serious dont cut the best parts lolol

  9. BOOBO

    BOOBS.

  10. Mick

    I would like to NOM NOM NOM on that

    Motor boating anyone?

  11. Deacon Jones

    Wow, they photoshopped the fuck out of her tits.

    Surprized that slit she’s got doesnt look like that fucking worm that got it’s head blown off in “Tremors”

  12. pimp

    i’d eat her unwiped ass…

  13. WhatExitYouFrom?

    What’s the tat say? Her hourly rates?

  14. Erich

    Seen better, seen worse.

  15. The Repetition Petition

    We say the Superficial should just keep repeating this post over and over again.

  16. The Repetition Petition

    We say the Superficial should just keep repeating this post over and over again.

  17. The Repetition Petition

    We say the Superficial should just keep repeating this post over and over again.

  18. The Equality Petition

    I keed. I keed.

    Tits and twats 4ever!!! Well, except for my hairy cock and balls. Wish I could lick them all day long.

  19. WTFisThat

    She’s got prepubescent vag lips!

  20. DarkSock's Mangravy

    Lol. Poor JD couldn’t get any of that. Just like Buffalo Beast, who couldn’t stay in the hallowed Hall of Mock.

    In conclusion, I peed in a horse once.

  21. RM

    WOW. She looks hot hot hot. Perfect body – built for sex…I can see now why that was her profession. But I still think she is an annoying whore.

  22. I'm Barak Obama and I approve...

    Nice booooooooosh!!!

  23. Goodcomeback

    Very good pic, I think Playboy is getting back on the right track .

  24. Lenny

    Woman can you please stop shaving your pussies. It’s really not sexy to see see a bald pussy. You’re not 9 years old.

  25. I <3 Lenny

    @25 Lenny.
    You’re my hero.

  26. PunkA

    I can why why Spitzer lost his office. I’d hit it too. And again. On a train. On a plane. wherever. Rocking bod, but I expect not much going on between the ears. And what is is probably totally jacked up and twisted.

  27. Jack

    I’d like to pummel her pommel horse.

  28. clarkehead

    I actually had to look her up. I had no idea what she was famous for. It came back to me of course, but it does go to show that her 15 minutes were just about up before this happened.

  29. Fuck You

    #1, 2 & 5:

    We say shut the fuck up bitch, and go cook us some dinner.

  30. SOS

    eeew #25 Pubes are masculine.

  31. Big rubber tits and being shaved to within an inch of her life is a mixed message isn’t it? I wonder exactly to which group of perverts she is trying to appeal.

  32. Uh, she… well … I don’t know… what we , uh, we didn’t… argh, I, she,argh, uh… ha ha ha… stop looking at me!

  33. el ces

    Mmm hmm, the Gov’ has taste.

  34. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    The former Governor has better taste in women than Jon Gosselin, that’s for sure. This girl is like the hot Hailey Glassman.

  35. blackout

    dam! nice tits!

  36. Ryan

    The Equality Petition: go find another blog if you dont like boobies

  37. her tattoo says $5 for a blow job

  38. Sport

    Very nice. But since its playboy – she probably looks like Brittney and has been airbrushed to perfection.

  39. Lila

    Uhh correction #38, due to the fact that she is a now a celebuwhore, the price has been raised to $15.00.
    Take off the make up and she is NASTAY!

  40. The internet is NEUTRAL not EQUAL

    Don’t you love how thousands of others can be 100% satisfied with a blog then one retard brings up equality and you feel like you landed back in the time of massive bush and bra burning?

    Do you see me going to female-targeted blogs and demanding ‘less pork swords and more va-va-vagina’? No because that’s stupid unless you wanna start a flame war. Get it? Hahah.

  41. The internet is NEUTRAL not EQUAL

    Don’t you love how thousands of others can be 100% satisfied with a blog then one retard brings up equality and you feel like you landed back in the time of massive bush and bra burning?

    Do you see me going to female-targeted blogs and demanding ‘less pork swords and more va-va-vagina’? No because that’s stupid unless you wanna start a flame war. Get it? Hahah.

  42. marcus

    oh ashley, now that you’ve left nothing to the imagination, i’ll give it three months before you have nothing to sell for fame and have to go back to prostitution. you damn idiot

  43. GIrl

    Photoshopped TWAT!!!!

    i mean really… i think Playboy is the worst at over-touching pictures.

  44. kingofbeer

    wow they the surgeon did a crappy job on the nips they couldn’t even airbrush that shit out….

    I like them natural and the bigger the nipple the better. I don’t mind fakes as long as they look natural.

  45. Girl

    http://daddytips.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ashley-dupre.jpg guys look at that pic.. i mean which would you say is hotter.. i understand that her cunt and titties are exposed above but her stomach is sexy and real in the bikini pic

    i mean why does playboy do that….????????????????

  46. Ron Chi

    I’m still saving my pennies just in case she is still in business. I should use my refund check.

  47. Ari Ola

    Nice vagina!!!

  48. JT

    I’d like to put some hot sauce on that taco!

  49. eatme

    wow, this once classy girl is getting trashier every day

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