Because Hugh Hefner will sue my young balls off and use them as his own, I can literally only get away with posting one shot of Ashley Dupre from the May issue of Playboy. That being said, I couldn’t be more supportive of everything going on here. It’s important to let women know that, with enough hooking, you too can land a profitable spread in a men magazines where your chance of getting rolled up in a carpet is barely 15%. So if anyone wants to practice breaking into the fast-paced profession of turning tricks, think of me as your personal pommel horse who won’t get attached.
The Superficial: Giving Back to the Community
UPDATE: Sorry guys, Playboy made me take it down. But enjoy this cover image which is almost exactly like seeing a woman’s bare breasts and vagina once you use your imagination and go look at porn instead.



























We say The Superficial should place an equal amount of men and women news on this site.
We say The Superficial should place an equal amount of men and women news on this site.
Who?
We say you should stfu, or go somewhere else.
Also, boobs.
We say The Superficial should place an equal amount of men and women news on this site.
LOL, hilarious, post equally. There are many sites that cater to women’s and gay men’s wants. This site caters to Straight men and lesbians and generally those who like the female form. Deal with it.
doesn’t even look like her
once a hooker always a hooker
making money off of the fake tits Elliot bought her
or some other pig!
We say HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, WE SUCK EQUAL AMOUNTS OF COCKS.
you cut the best parts lolo now you turn me offf lolol just kindinggg no serious dont cut the best parts lolol
BOOBS.
I would like to NOM NOM NOM on that
Motor boating anyone?
Wow, they photoshopped the fuck out of her tits.
Surprized that slit she’s got doesnt look like that fucking worm that got it’s head blown off in “Tremors”
i’d eat her unwiped ass…
What’s the tat say? Her hourly rates?
Seen better, seen worse.
We say the Superficial should just keep repeating this post over and over again.
We say the Superficial should just keep repeating this post over and over again.
We say the Superficial should just keep repeating this post over and over again.
I keed. I keed.
Tits and twats 4ever!!! Well, except for my hairy cock and balls. Wish I could lick them all day long.
She’s got prepubescent vag lips!
Lol. Poor JD couldn’t get any of that. Just like Buffalo Beast, who couldn’t stay in the hallowed Hall of Mock.
In conclusion, I peed in a horse once.
WOW. She looks hot hot hot. Perfect body – built for sex…I can see now why that was her profession. But I still think she is an annoying whore.
Nice booooooooosh!!!
Very good pic, I think Playboy is getting back on the right track .
Woman can you please stop shaving your pussies. It’s really not sexy to see see a bald pussy. You’re not 9 years old.
@25 Lenny.
You’re my hero.
I can why why Spitzer lost his office. I’d hit it too. And again. On a train. On a plane. wherever. Rocking bod, but I expect not much going on between the ears. And what is is probably totally jacked up and twisted.
I’d like to pummel her pommel horse.
I actually had to look her up. I had no idea what she was famous for. It came back to me of course, but it does go to show that her 15 minutes were just about up before this happened.
#1, 2 & 5:
We say shut the fuck up bitch, and go cook us some dinner.
eeew #25 Pubes are masculine.
Big rubber tits and being shaved to within an inch of her life is a mixed message isn’t it? I wonder exactly to which group of perverts she is trying to appeal.
Uh, she… well … I don’t know… what we , uh, we didn’t… argh, I, she,argh, uh… ha ha ha… stop looking at me!
Mmm hmm, the Gov’ has taste.
The former Governor has better taste in women than Jon Gosselin, that’s for sure. This girl is like the hot Hailey Glassman.
dam! nice tits!
The Equality Petition: go find another blog if you dont like boobies
her tattoo says $5 for a blow job
Very nice. But since its playboy – she probably looks like Brittney and has been airbrushed to perfection.
Uhh correction #38, due to the fact that she is a now a celebuwhore, the price has been raised to $15.00.
Take off the make up and she is NASTAY!
Don’t you love how thousands of others can be 100% satisfied with a blog then one retard brings up equality and you feel like you landed back in the time of massive bush and bra burning?
Do you see me going to female-targeted blogs and demanding ‘less pork swords and more va-va-vagina’? No because that’s stupid unless you wanna start a flame war. Get it? Hahah.
Don’t you love how thousands of others can be 100% satisfied with a blog then one retard brings up equality and you feel like you landed back in the time of massive bush and bra burning?
Do you see me going to female-targeted blogs and demanding ‘less pork swords and more va-va-vagina’? No because that’s stupid unless you wanna start a flame war. Get it? Hahah.
oh ashley, now that you’ve left nothing to the imagination, i’ll give it three months before you have nothing to sell for fame and have to go back to prostitution. you damn idiot
Photoshopped TWAT!!!!
i mean really… i think Playboy is the worst at over-touching pictures.
wow they the surgeon did a crappy job on the nips they couldn’t even airbrush that shit out….
I like them natural and the bigger the nipple the better. I don’t mind fakes as long as they look natural.
http://daddytips.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ashley-dupre.jpg guys look at that pic.. i mean which would you say is hotter.. i understand that her cunt and titties are exposed above but her stomach is sexy and real in the bikini pic
i mean why does playboy do that….????????????????
I’m still saving my pennies just in case she is still in business. I should use my refund check.
Nice vagina!!!
I’d like to put some hot sauce on that taco!
wow, this once classy girl is getting trashier every day