It turns out Governor Spitzer’s expensive friend Ashley Alexandra Dupre has a budding music career. She had just one track “What We Want” on Amie Street that prices songs based on popularity. Just yesterday the song was free, but according to Silicon Alley Insider, it’s blowin’ up 2 tha roof:
Ashley’s first song — “What We Want” — hit Amie Street’s top price of 98 cents before midnight last night. Overnight she’s uploaded a second track — “Move Ya Body” — and this one seems to be selling briskly, too. It’s already at 98 cents.
How many tracks has Ashley actually sold? Amie Street won’t say. But the company does note that her page is now more popular than those of artists you’d actually heard of before this week.
I just listened to both of these tracks which prove that all you need is good production and minimal musical talent. *looks at Britney* Anyway, “What We Want” is already playing on radio stations in New York which will make for some hilarious car rides for Eliot Spitzer and his wife. “Hey, honey, this is that young lady I paid for kinky sex. Her beats are off the sheez- AH! You maced my eyes!” *CRASH* Honestly, I should write family sitcoms. I think I’d be good at it.
Retard I guess you are entertaining yourself here, certainly not others. Go get medication or read a book or get a woman even a fat ugly one.
As to the the inside job thing, anyone with half a brain is aware that the majority of humanity is nothing more than chattel to the interminable kleptocrats that own the barns (factories) on this farm.
In order to wage war in the middle east on a tremdous scale and make Israel (far more important place than USA as evidenced by the disproportionate amount of money that went to make that place all powerful) a nice place for the better folk, not to mention guard the hydrocarbons, we needed a good excuse to get over there in force.
Are you just figuring this out? And if you think you are going to covert the average person to this revelation you are not going about it in the right manner with schizophrenic postings.
Ha ha I am with you all the way though.
Binky,
You write comic strip dialog without the pictures.
Stan @#5,
That comment is text-book. Well done!
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Stan – March 13, 2008 5:00 PM
The “x” on her hand marks how far up Spitzer’s ass she shoved those 2 fingers. And – at his request – she never took the ring off.
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And she’s holding up her fingers because she’s saying she got some #2.
Ashley girl.I wish you all the best….
Ashley girl.I wish you all the best….
Are you sure she doesn’t have a penis? Pretty manly lookin”
Am I the only one who thinks that this chick is homely? Sure she has a nice body but she has a total butter-face. For $5,000 I would expect a lot better.
pretty girl, shitty job. whore is something you end up doing not something you aspire to be which is why she wants a music career. she should have spend her money on singing and instrument lessons. she is going to be just another generic pop flash in the pan.
Her ten year High School class reunion will be a hoot, “Look everybody! I’m a whore!”
At her fifteen year class reunion, she’ll be out of rehab looking like she’s 45 years old and everybody will point, “Look… there’s the class whore.”
She better save some money from her book deal… it all goes downhill from here.
@7. caljenna66
‘Oh, lovely, this is JUST what we needed, another “celebrity’ whose only claim to fame is that she screwed someone.’
Word. God, I can’t stand it anymore. Look honey…your a hooker. The fact you got paid more than most hookers doesn’t change that fact. You got paid money to fuck people that otherwise you wouldn’t have said hello to. That’s nothing to be proud of.
But, yes, she’ll make money of it. Lots of it. Our society continues to rot to the core.
WOw, Spitzer paid 4 large for this, I mean she is ok, and I mean ok, but jeez, not worth 4 grand and not worth losing your job over. Nice jailhouse tattoo on the hand too. I bet she gets a playboy spread really soon
Hey 86 – low class CA suburb? Do you happen to live in the “909″?
she is so nice .at least in my mind. Her profile and photos were found on
a millionaire&celeb dating site called”Celeb Mingle . com”last week!
Wow, I never want to have children. Imagine explaining this to your daughter, “if you have sex with men for money, your music career will take off! Don’t worry about practicing or talent, just suck cock. Pretty soon everything will fall into place”
es lo mejor de la politica donde las personas tienen doble moral, por que salio esto en este momento, sera politica para bajar puntos a los de su partido, la culpa la tiene su esposa por no hacerlo feliz.
Spitzer screwed up, he resigned, and now we get bombarded with this inane chick who doesn’t have any talent. They are both idiots.
She’s the new roll model for America’s young woman. Ashley Dupre is proving that the quickest way to get to the top is whoring yourself.
Shes bringing hooking back!!!
You can listen to her song here:
http://www.fyrebug.com/displaygame.php?gameid=3659
her song sucks, but it seems that its getting played a lot just cuz she ruined the governor. that’s american talent.
Yes her music sucks ass, but it’s no worse than American Idol–and you WalMart shoppin’ Springer watchin. Republican votin’ morons eat that shit up!
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Tailor Made’s slightly disabled twin sister?
Ashley,
What can I get for $50?
We’ve already established that you are a whore, so
I thought we could haggle over price.
whore? what do you think Spitzer is?
She can fuck for money, why not? What about Spitzer? He fucks his wife and family over and SHE”S just a nasty whore? He purports to be a moral compass and wants accountability from federal agencies.
lol
oh I know, thinking a teeny bit out of the box hurts your brain. carry on.
All the people on this site who use single letters of the alphabet to signify whole words are clearly friends of Ms. Dupreeeeeee.
Maybe if your friends can pass eigth grade, I’ll listen to your music, which sounds like you gargle with tampons.
TO 123-
You arent thinking outside the box. It is selling her box that makes her a whore. That is what whore means. He is a John. So yes, she is a nasty whore. Oh and don’t forget she is the “other woman” who ruined his family. Or would you like us all to think that women can’t help what happens to them. Is that the current feminist thought, that women are not capable of not having sex for money. Women are a drug, that is why we get the phrase womanizer. There is no phrase for manizer. We only have whore, and gold-digger.
#107 She looks like a man because she looks like Tom Cruise. Is she the first Scientologist Hooker? All I know for sure is that this is a Scientologist plot (ask Binky!) and TCLTC (ask D. Richards)
UMMM who care about all that crap… THE REAL QUESTION IS DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT DESIGNER THOSE SUNGLASSES ARE???????
#101 I wrote some idiotic crap about you but then I reread your last line and took it
out. Don’t worry about it.
This is a satirical site and comments may or may not be true type thing.
As long as they hit the links.
Comments on YouTube etc tend to be quickly buried. String it out – maintain the links.
Cliff Notes : You make me feel so ‘cheap’
Binky : It’s not ALWAYS about you Cliff.
SHE IS SO UGLY!!! Look at that honker, this aint no high class ho!!
o..o…it’s good …
emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the online club sugarmatchmaker, by which you are seeking rich man to be your sugar daddy!
This bitch is fucking hot. IDK if she’s worth $4,000, but the former NY guv thought so. She must give heavenly head.
I bet the governor used the tax payers money to pay for this prostitute I highly doubt he would use his own money to pay for a high priced hooker. Why hasn’t anyone questioned who’s money he’s used to pay for her? I agree with other people’s comments. Who cares how she looks like and who she is, this is about the governor, if it wasn’t her it woudl be some other prostitute. I think people should be more concerned about how someone running their city has a lack of good judgement. And the people of New York should be questioning who’s money he used to pay for her and how someone could have all this time to hire prostitutes than running their city.
jeeeeeeeez hollywood become trash shit of vaginas brits crazyfuckers drunk whores drug befriends and whores whores lot of whores sluts
wathc ur daughters stay away from hollywood
Why isn’t this skank in jail with all the other whores?