Joe Francis is offering Gov. Spitzer’s $4,000 a month prostitute Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 million to tell her side of the story and do a non-nude photo spread (Eh?) in his new magazine. She’d also go on tour with Girls Gone Wild. Us Magazine reports:
“Her face is on the cover of every newspaper in the country,” Francis said in a statement. “It’s clear that the public wants to see more of her. This is a serious offer and I hope she gets back to me right away.”
Us Magazine also says Ashley has made over $200,000 off her two tracks on Amie Street. Now she stands to rake in a cool mil. It’s almost like Ashley hit the jackpot. Or it hit her on the chin. I dunno, I’m not very good with metaphors. But hopefully I’m good at seducing certain Austrian governors then hitting the big bucks. Do you think Arnold’s into blondes or brunettes? What’s Maria Shriver? Besides the walking dead.
Burger King | March 18, 2008 at 12:30 pm
America seems to love rewarding trash.
eXtasyStef | March 18, 2008 at 12:31 pm
She’s already a hooker, so this is actually a step up.
deacon jones | March 18, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I get smacked in the face with a penis all the time. Where’s my cool mil?
oh, and
OMG First!!!!
steve | March 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm
How much do we have to pay to have Joe Francis Killed?
Can we all pitch in together and pay to have Blackwater take him out?
Whose with me?
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm
where’s the other pic from this sequence where she sticks her tongue between her fingers?
yoyo | March 18, 2008 at 12:36 pm
not first, not second…. probably 5th.
is she really that hot? is she worth 1mil? i have heard she has a pretty vagina (see howard stern yesterday!)
god | March 18, 2008 at 12:36 pm
another slut becoming famous for being a slut
Binky | March 18, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I can’t see Joe Francis trying to make a buck like this. It’s almost like he’s willing to pimp or something.
“Get back to me right away” (because I’m on my way back to prison.)
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 18, 2008 at 12:39 pm
@4 steve, but you have to give credit where credit is due. Hugh Hefner should be all over this one but instead he’s offering multi-million dollar contracts to the Olsen twins.
mike | March 18, 2008 at 12:40 pm
You are such a loser deacon
Sammy | March 18, 2008 at 12:40 pm
The whore might as well take the money since she has no problem debasing herself and it is easy money for the whore.
Silo | March 18, 2008 at 12:44 pm
So one of the reasons that escorts are so popular is that they’ll do things that wives and GFs won’t. Okay, but who would pay 4 grand for a footjob? Really…
JM | March 18, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I’ve heard of kissing ass to get to the top, but this just goes to show it takes a lot more than that. You’ve got to be willing to lick it, fist it, and probably take two in it. That’s how you make the big bucks. I hope she writes a book, I’ll be sure and have one of my illegitimate daughters read it.
No Money | March 18, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Another analysis showed that she made less than $15k from her online music, not $200,000. See: http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/3/ashley_alexandra_dupre_not_rich_yet_will_she_ever_be_
nipolian | March 18, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Francis could get any one of 10,000 Jewish Jersey Sluts with the exact same looks to pose in his mag for $100.00………..Why reward this shit bag? Oh yeah she’s “famous”.
nickers | March 18, 2008 at 12:47 pm
i want a pantie flash pic or no panties. we haven’t had one of them now for a few weeks ….whats going on people
fergernauster | March 18, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I’ve got no words of wisdom for this… er… young… woman (?)
But check out AMY WINEHOUSE’S filthy, melting crust-face on “TMZ”.
You will NOT be disappointed.
Barack | March 18, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Here’s the funny part of the story: the new gov of NY is a married guy who had affairs. It’d be a big deal except look at the act that he’s following. Plus, he’s black, so nobody’s surprised (apparently he’s spent a little time trying to raise his own kids, so that part is shocking). Black and blind. Imagine how ugly his $4k escort could be…
sportsdvl | March 18, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Amazing, only in America can some random ho get famous and make a million bucks for blowing some strange guy and getting caught.
Jason | March 18, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I’d rather see Oprah naked frankly. I bet Oprah has watermelon sized tits!
lipper | March 18, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Wow being a WHORE really pays off!
Screw education and self betterment. Just sell your junk to old nasty men. Yeah, the American dream. barf.
superman | March 18, 2008 at 12:54 pm
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the new governor didn’t even pass the BAR exam, which all governors are supposed to do. He lied and said he did but there is no record of it anywhere. But he is black, so to call him on it would be racist…what a country
Andy | March 18, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Yeah yeah yeah Amy’s face. Don’t forget to look at the 1/2 inch of makeup covering up the spot on her left cheek where she put out a lit cigarette, which is what started this whole mess (it got infected). I’d still lick the sores on her anus. She’s so talented.
veggi | March 18, 2008 at 12:58 pm
She reminds me of susan from accounting. Except for the singing part. And the famous for no reason part. And the million dollar offers.
Ok, so susan is just a whore. Whatever.
D. Richards (Self Mater.) | March 18, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Yes – America the grand ol’ trash bin of the universe. Something to be proud of. Did you know I can lick my own wang?
timmy | March 18, 2008 at 12:59 pm
i like baseball^!
fergernauster | March 18, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I would gladly be her tampon.
Even during ‘heavy-flo’ days.
Sid | March 18, 2008 at 1:04 pm
“the new governor didn’t even pass the BAR exam, which all governors are supposed to do”
Don’t be a tard. All governors have to be lawyers? Wow, that should be the top story. I thought they just have to be on the winning ticket in a general election.
melisa | March 18, 2008 at 1:05 pm
she is ever sew b-E-U-T-I-F-U-L!! I saw her dating profile on “MeetDiseasedBitches.com” It is said she likes bald pot bellied pigs there.
nipolian | March 18, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Well at least the new Gov of NY didn’t do this slut…….He tried, but she just kept saying “Too booku, too booku”.
timmy | March 18, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I shud not be hear, if my mum found out i will be grounded!$ But I like the pics of ladys on here peple and all are funy posters!
I also liek baseball..
Rick | March 18, 2008 at 1:09 pm
How about saving the snarky comments for fashion critiques, and let the h-e-t-e-r-o-sexuals comment on fuck-worthiness? This girl is young, reasonably attractive, and clearly very skilled and uninhibited during sex. Heteros tend to really go for that type of thing. But I’m sure there’s probably something wrong with her hair or something, so take a good swish at that.
lipper | March 18, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I think a lot of our problems in the world would be solved if guys could lick their own wang.
LOL!
The image of that…. disturbs me oddly.
melisa | March 18, 2008 at 1:11 pm
she is ever sew b-E-U-T-I-F-U-L!! I saw her dating profile on “MeetDiseasedBitches.com” It is said she likes bald pot bellied pigs there.
melisa | March 18, 2008 at 1:11 pm
she is ever sew b-E-U-T-I-F-U-L!! I saw her dating profile on “MeetDiseasedBitches.com” It is said she likes bald pot bellied pigs there.
melisa | March 18, 2008 at 1:11 pm
she is ever sew b-E-U-T-I-F-U-L!! I saw her dating profile on “MeetDiseasedBitches.com” It is said she likes bald pot bellied pigs there.
melisa | March 18, 2008 at 1:11 pm
she is ever sew b-E-U-T-I-F-U-L!! I saw her dating profile on “MeetDiseasedBitches.com” It is said she likes bald pot bellied pigs there.
melisa | March 18, 2008 at 1:11 pm
she is ever sew b-E-U-T-I-F-U-L!! I saw her dating profile on “MeetDiseasedBitches.com” It is said she likes bald pot bellied pigs there.
lipper | March 18, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Rick.
You can get that kind of girl anywhere on any street corner with her “skills” please.
Its pretty bad you have to get a girl to ACT like she is uninhibited with a wad of cash sticking out your ass. That would get ME very excited too.
superman | March 18, 2008 at 1:13 pm
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My point being he isn’t qualified to be a governor because he is neither a lawyer nor someone who has passed the BAR. Just pointing out how ironic it is that someone who decides the law, in a sense, can’t prove that he knows the law
Timmy | March 18, 2008 at 1:13 pm
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mummy is coming!! Need to shut off PC righ……
lipper | March 18, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Melissa
Go fuck a Senator please.
Andrio | March 18, 2008 at 1:20 pm
“You can get that kind of girl anywhere on any street corner with her “skills” please.”
If that were true nobody would pay these high-priced escorts. On street corners you get bitter abused drug-addicted prostitutes who want you to finish as quickly as possible. Or at least that’s what Jimbo told me.
Kryptonite | March 18, 2008 at 1:22 pm
umm…”superman”…dude you know the difference between a governor and an attorney general, right?
lipper | March 18, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Andrio-
You missed my point completely. lol.
*rolls eyes*
lipper | March 18, 2008 at 1:28 pm
…and about skills. EVERY girl knows what it takes to make a man squeal, seriously. Like it takes much. : P
ANd guys, make it interesting for US and we’ll be a lot more interested.
Burger King | March 18, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I think what “lipper” meant to say is that looks wise, this hoe is a dime a dozen. The high priced escorts are really only paid to keep their mouths shut about their clients…oh wait…
conscience_found | March 18, 2008 at 1:30 pm
hey fish: what means ‘$4000 per month’?
cuz thats a pretty good rate to tap that ash, i mean azss.
Maloney | March 18, 2008 at 1:31 pm
when i first saw her pic, i thought the scandal was that she was a dude.
does no one think she looks like a dude?!
ANd guys | March 18, 2008 at 1:32 pm
“EVERY girl knows what it takes to make a man squeal, seriously. Like it takes much”
No, that’s just what a lot of girls think. That’s why we get bored and cheat on you.