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- 20 People Who Are Having The Worst Valentine’s Day Ever [BuzzFeed]
- I don’t think Hallmark had any of this in mind when they invented Valentine’s Day. [theCHIVE]
- TV’s Hottest Men And Women In Honor Of Valentine’s Day [Huffington Post]
- Pete Doherty is not only still alive, but also capable of procreating again. The world is a dark and terrible place. [Dlisted]
- Robin Wright and Ben Foster shared a meal. THEY’RE FUCKING! [Lainey Gossip]
- Rose McGowan‘s Botox stroke-face seems like the appropriate way to celebrate Barbie. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Jennifer Aniston in her bra for GQ. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Megan Fox is in a bikini to sell handbags? I’ll take a dozen. [Popoholic]
- Miranda Lambert realizes his audiences is white trash, right? Not that I don’t agree with her. [TooFab]
- Diddy can’t handle a hangover anymore. [TMZ]
- Kate Upton Pics: Sexiest Photos of SI Swimsuit Issue 2012 Cover Girl [Bleacher Report]
- Michael Bay will do Tranformers 4, but only after his body-building movie starring Mark Wahlberg and The Rock. All of that just happened. [FilmDrunk]
- Kate Middleton is spending Valentine’s Day with recovering junkies. [Just Jared]
- Kristen Bell‘s house is allegedly in foreclosure. (Read: It isn’t.) [Celebslam]
- Nicki Minaj got the Catholic Church to take the bait. Well played ma’am. [IDLYITW]
- This is actually the least insane thing I imagine Keith Richards doing as a father. [Starpulse]
- Meet Ryan Rosenberg: The World’s Greatest Lover. [Heavy]
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Damn. Young, skinny and still has the tangerine ass. Life is cruel.
Is that Steven Tyler in a bikini?
They’re not going to break out into some shitty song about not bullying people are they?
yeah folks: THIS IS CONSIDDERED AS “Naked” BY PRUDISH AMERICA!!
…Hey now. You all have your standards as to the definition of whore-ism, and we have our standards as to the definition of whore-ism.
To each his own—can’t we all just get along?
Mmmm prepubescent little girls! SERIOUSLY is the superficial just a total pedophile lurker site now- these pix & the magic 8 ball both point to YES, yes Opie.
Ashley Tisdale is 26 and Sarah Hyland is 21. Shank, you’re either a complete moron or your post speaks volumes about what’s on your mind. Actually, there’s no reason it couldn’t be both.
shes imaging thats my schlong
Women that are inactive or don’t frequent a gym should not wear bikinis. Try the one piece or just skip the bathing suit. Do something other than sit on your couch if you’re going to wear that.
I could go anywhere in SoCal and within 5 minutes find two chicks more worthy of shooting than these two bimbos.
these are NOT bikini models.
They are today, hijkmno, they are promoting their movie.
…ohhh… photography. Um, I’ve got nothing to add.
Official Vatican statement: “Thatta Nicki Minaj is a one spicy meatball. Too badda she’s a girl…”
regarding Tisdale: I’d go snackin’ in her crackin’
regarding your comment: fucking lame
I’d lick her crack front to back!I
Nice white girl ass, Tisdale
…So. We can all assume you’re into boy-butt.
She just saw that last picture of her ass.
Lol wtf?!
This looks really good.
Ewwwwwwww, I not a proponent of cosmetic surgery but…
Im pretty sure this is a commercial for “It Gets Better”. Why do I say that? The one dude is checking out the other dude while 2 chicks in bikini’s on roller skates are like 2 feet away. Case closed.
The blogger understands that men will click to look on anything barely legal in a bikini.
Just because you lost your virginity over the age of 21 doesn’t not mean this chicks are “barely legal.”
Don’t be silly.
Everyone loses their virginity at age 17.
Yeah back in 80′s. Teens these days are having sex in the 7/8 grade.
Is this a shot from an unknown Addams family reboot, in which cousin IT has kids named FML and WTF?
They’re 26 and 21. Crazy, eh?
my sister is 25 and looks 14 haahaha born same year as Lindsay lohan and megan fox 1986
ashley was born 1985
I WANT THIS JOB!
ohmygod, this photo is going to scar her for life. skinny fat:(
Yes…yes I would.
High definition is ruining my fantasy life.
Oh yeah, that guy is gay.
This two chicks are the very definition of “skinny fat”. It’s what happens when all you consume is water, diet pills and cigarettes.
OH!! What the hell happened here??
Innuendo, ahoy!
Girl’s gotta eat.
Hey guys let’s sit and do nothing all day, she said just before sitting all day. She then grabbed her laptop and sat for 14 hours. Great actor, looks like she has been training to sit all day. Let’s better ourselves by watching this performer that sits all day. What’s pathetic if this thing has to be convinced by an outside source to run in place on a treadmill to give the illusion of being active.
You’re a puppet killing a generation.
Hey Sarah Hyland the only reason you’re in this photoshoot is because Tisdale wasn’t threatened by your body.
“Excuse me…excuse me sir, please take your hands off your pants for a second. I’m Chris Hansen. Please have a seat over here.
According to this chat transcript, you said ‘I’d really like to diddle my winkie in your ::beep:: and make our own Modern Family.’
…wait…what? She’s 22? WHAT HAPPENED TO REAL JOURNALISM?!”
Pretty young woman but this is her best side.
Eating potato chips is your level, stay there.
She’s got a bigger bulge than the entire male staff of her show.
That pop is the the biggest thing ever inside her mouth.
“rub me slave, my name is being mentioned”
Asheley Tisdale 28, still making kids movies.
Let’s admit it for the money they pay her we’d all make kids movies.
I always thought the chick from modern family was cute. These pics aren’t spectacular, but I would do both of them.
…Another one that’s into boy-butt.
Better boy but than lard ass.
Google “Sarah Hyland cleavage”,
Leave Michael Bay alone. It may took him 3 movies to refine the formula to ruin Transformers but he got there. His work is done. You can’t waste his talent on ruining just one story. Maybe a remake of the Shawshank Redemption? But set on a prison planet with robot guards and the warden being a sexy S&M chick?
Did you know, Michael Bay never bangs the same bimbo twice?
That’s because they dump him once they get the role.
Give it a rest Hitler
I thought Nick Lachey was with Vanessa Minnillo?
I’d buy that for a dollar.
robocop reference for the win
What no comment from Disgusted??
Frumpy lookin bitch, damn her face is beat
Yeah that’s a disgusting photo, pretty much.
His mommy had to put him to bed.
Not to be cruel but does Ashley Tisdale’s face look like it’s morphing into a character from the Mos Eisley bar to anyone else but me?
Pete Doherty – leaving a Babyshambles everwhere he goes.
American women have horrible legs. Must be all the sitting on their asses, doing no sports in school and being driven to the mall instead of riding a bike that they do.
…How true, how true. But, their knees and elbows work just fine.
Actually it’s from all the Eurotrash DNA still floating around in our gene pool.
Roethlisberger must be the guy walking by.
He is so gay
Those two gay boys look delish!
I’d like to toss his salad all day, and slurp down his buttermilk dressing!