Ashley Tisdale: ‘I’m Not a Little Girl Anymore, So Here’s My Butt’

April 12th, 2011 // 136 Comments

Taking a page from the Vanessa Hudgens playbook – minus the seedy and spread eagle parts – Ashley Tisdale is apparently looking to shed her sweet, innocent Disney image as well by posing for the “Nude Issue” of Allure. Of course, these girls could always prove their maturity by getting an education and/or sincerely tackling complex issues plaguing society today it worked and she should totally be allowed to get a cell phone.

(Warning: May contain tastefully shot butt-crack.)

Photo: Allure, Splash News

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  1. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Who the hell is she? That tacky tatoo looks like a rip off from Megan Foxes “we all shall laugh at gilted butterflies” – trampstamp.

  2. Ashley Tisdale Nude Photo
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    I BELIEVE, Ashley… that’s you’d do anal.

  3. Motorboat Captain

    Finally a story about nudes that actually includes the nudes! One of my exes threatened to withhold blowjobs unless I watched all three High School Musicals with her. This bitch made it just slightly closer to bearable. Guess who I fantasized about when it was all over and she finally went down.

  4. Motorboat Captain

    Doc, it’s gilded, not gilted. Education is your friend.

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      Maybe! Thanks for the correction! Now that you are so good at it, could you also check out John Gottman on youtube and what correcting someone’s grammar tells about one’s ability to to communicate.

      • Keyser Soze

        So, we should take the word of a parenting and marriage researcher for gospel because you said so? Dont be so butt hurt someone tried to fix your shit. And outside of it being a tattoo of specific verbiage, it in no way looks like Megan Foxs tat. And its far from tacky. I’m not a Tisdale lover, although I would absolutely fuck the hell out of her, but lets not overreact about a fairly small tat. And a tramstamp is in the lower back, just above the ass. And the only thing correcting someones grammar shows is that said individual misspelled a word. Unless you make it your lifes work.

      • Alexandra Hemale

        I dunno, Doc. I think your grammar says much more about your ability to communicate….

      • Doc, your grammar suggests that you’re an idiot.

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        Keyser Soze, that’s the point. I didn’t say that, it’s John Gottman’s take on what kind of people skills the person who corrects someone’s grammar has and their ability to relate & communicate.
        I maybe an idiot of course, but English is not my native language so it’s only natural that I would make mistakes now and then… especially when I can mix it up in my head with 3 other foreign languages which I speak. Have a great day! ;-)

      • weasel

        hate to get in on this and point out the glaringly obvious, but he might have been correcting your spelling…not grammar.

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        yeah, maybe but it kind of does belong to the same category, doesn’t it? You and their’s picking on words “talent”. No?

      • Richard McBeef

        Speaking english with two dicks in your mouth doesn’t count as a second language.

      • JEEEEZ! Just because someone put a t instead of a d, you guys are making a bigger stink than it needs be. You guys forgot the true meaning of this site. Its to make fun of self-entitled, talentless (and even some who have talent), attention whoring celebrities. Lets all kiss and make up….pinkie swears:)

      • The Critical Crassness

        Actually, it isn’t bad grammar when the word is misspelled it is poor knowledge of the uses of the spellchecker. The misuse of the word “gilted” for “gilded” isn’t really a grammatical mistake either, it is just plain ignorance. Truthfully speaking, the real problem with Doc Schweinstrudel entire post is exactly that. Ignorance!

      • some dude

        Wait! I know: your mom! You want to fuck your mom.

      • some dude

        That was intended to be a horrible comeback to MC’s fantasy comment. My bad.

      • Doc Scweinstrudel

        Richard McBeef :You wish your dick was in me, my dear, keep on wishing.
        Keyser Soze – do you know how many spelling mistakes AND grammar mistakes your comment had?
        Critical Crassness: so you made mistakes in YOUR post as well, LOOK! YOU TOO DID THAT, how does it feel like to have ignorance washed all over you, dear

      • Jakob Creek

        Isn’t spelling a different thing to grammar?

    • Mike Walker

      All the people attacking Doc are still defending and rationalizing the lame tats they got in the 90s. Keep wearing long sleeve shirts to hide those celtic armbands, douchebags.

  5. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Photo Credits: Allure, Splash News, Woody Allen, Roman Polanski,.Silvio Berlousconi.

  6. Sweet ass.. Prefer her as a blonde tho. And that tat’s retarded. But good show

    • p.s. guess it’s brenda song’s turn now.. :D

      • The Listener

        After she’s done with the Suite Life on Deck, she’ll likely pose nude, too. You should check out this clip of her from the movie “The Social Network.” Click the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb6wZgQHZks for a shortcut. I bet London Tipton’s never done that before.

      • The Critical Crassness

        Listener, considering the fact that “London Tipton” is a fictional character, she will only have done what the writers for SLOD write for her. What she does in your imagination is entirely up to you. Brenda Song on the other hand is a grown woman, who dates Trace Cyrus and has even had Tweets posted by him about being in bed with her at 1 a.m……you figure it out from there!

      • whoa thanks for the link lol gives me hope~

      • The Listener

        Critical Crassness, I’m well aware that London’s a character portrayed by Brenda Song. It was a JOKE! Some of us still have a sense of humor.

      • The Listener

        The point I was making is that a lot of actresses from Disney projects like to prove themselves to be adults after their contracts with Disney family-friendly programs come to an end by taking on roles where their characters are either nude or doing something of a very sexual nature.
        Here’s the logic, ‘If I get naked or do something sexual, people will now think of me as a woman.’ I guess there are not enough female adult characters that allow actresses to keep their clothes on and still shed their child star image.

  7. BlueFalcon

    She has the same face as my 14-year-old cousin, who is a boy.

  8. As “Doc Schweinstrudel” comments,Photo Credits: Allure, Splash News, Woody Allen, Roman Polanski,.Silvio Berlousconi.
    Sorry Dude but no win ! I looked her up on Wikipedia as to find out who the fuck she is and she was born, born July 2, 1985. So 2011 she is 26yrs old! Hence she may look 16-17 yrs old, but Woody Allen, Roman Polanski,.and Silvio Berlousconi wouldn’t even touch this old hag as they like

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      Well, lol okay then. But that Moroccan chick that Berlousconi fucked, that muslim slut I mean, looked much older/used up than 26 even.

      • bitingontinfoil

        It’s not funny when you try to hard. Kinda like watching a frat boy trying to squeeze out a fart and shitting his pants.

      • Doc Scweinstrudel

        I understand you are jealous and a little bit hurt by that tiny realization that your whole point of existance revolves around bringing people down and totally missing the point – correcting someone’s grammar/spelling. Now since you are so funny, such a genius, go buy yourself a medal and shut the fuck up already – this post isn’t about me – thank you.

      • Doc Scweinstrudel

        and one more thing -biting: fart jokes aren’t funny either. At least I came up with something original, funny or not. So shut the fuck up. Merci

      • bitingontinfoil

        @Doc: I understand you are jealous and a little bit hurt by that tiny realization that your whole point of this is to bringing people down. Hmmmm – isn’t that what you do here, Hero? Your weak attempts at a witty response sprinkled with a *touch* of condescension it not quite up to your usual Trolling self. Is there a “Troll for Dummies”? You may wish to invest.

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        You missed the point again – THAT’S WHAT THIS SITE IS ABOUT

      • bitingontinfoil

        …my points stands – wit is wit and humour is humour – you try too hard and end up shitting your pants. There are many posters here that walk the fine line between class and crass, but they *work* it. You, on the other hand, just dive right on in to the *cringeworthy* category. Take your time, son, you’ll get there one day. Class dismissed.

  9. Cock Dr

    This photo & the blogger’s commentary makes me wonder how many young women are weighing one of life’s biggest choices right now:
    “Should I go to college or take the money & get a nose job & some bigger boobs? What’s a better investment in my future?”

  10. Ashley Tisdale is yummy, and she’s plenty old enough.

  11. bitingontinfoil

    Great…another “I’m not a girl, not yet a woman” saga. Just leak the nude shots and head to rehab already – save us all some time.

    • The Critical Crassness

      And you should head to remedial reading class, already. That would save you the trouble of making comments that are inanely stupid based on the fact that Ashley Tisdale is very much a woman and not a young girl. She is almost 26 years old. A fact that has been amply repeated in previous comment and in the picture itself. She also lives with her boyfriend and travels with him as well….bet they aren’t having hot cocoa and cookies while watching Suite Life reruns when they are alone.

      • bitingontinfoil

        And you should head to remedial writing class. My “not a girl” comment was meant to be facetious and is indicitative of most of these “Starlets” suddenly feelling a inane urge to do naked photoshots in order to prove what “a woman” they now are. Disney’s famous for this sort of assembly line.
        BTW: If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart. (see what I did there? Farts are! funny, my good man”

  12. I_HEART_HUCKABEES

    Ah, feminism…it’s come a long way hasn’t it? From voting rights to the 21st century “right to get naked becuz I’m a woman hai?” What a great example for little girls everywhere. Of course this is the same world where pole dancing is now an “example of empowerment.”

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    Roofies Yum
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s actually a woman? I could have sworn she was a porkchop with hair.

  14. LJ

    I prefer the Kaley Cuoco photo. Just my preference.

  15. Deacon Jones

    IMO, she’s got a pretty flat ass for sitting like that….You could take 3,4 girls at my gym tonight, put them in that pose with the lighting, professional cameras and churn out something better.

    She’s got DSLs, everything else is pretty average. Except for her intellect, I’m sure that’s a barn burner.

  16. another celebutard with a vertical script tattoo.

  17. Rough: you'll be in the hospital in about "FOUR" minutes! not 3 OR 5, FOUR!

    Oh really? Why don’t you prove it sweetheart…

  18. Nome King

    I don’t even know who this chick is.

    • The Listener

      Starred in Disney movies ‘High School Musical’ Parts 1-3 and Disney show ‘Suite Life of Zack and Cody.’ Now stars in CW networks ‘Hellcats.’

  19. I prefer this a great deal to “I’m not a little girl anymore, here’s another shitty ear-splitting album”.

  20. So there’s her butt, but what about her butter face?

  21. The Garbage Man

    If you ever feel compelled to use the phrase “I’m actually a woman,” YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.

  22. Josephus

    Wait, wait, wait…this is AFTER a nose job?!??

    • Ashley Tisdale

      It was a deviated septum, dammit!

    • The Listener

      I like her new nose, but if you can find the old pictures of her and compare it with new ones there is very little difference between the old nose and the new one. I think she looked just as cute with the old nose as she does with the new one. She had 2 procedures done: correction of a deviated septum and a rhinoplasty.

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    Gina
    Commented on this photo:

    That quotation is HILARIOUS.

    • There was a time — within my lifetime — that “showing your butt in public” was a euphamism for acting in an immature manner. I wish my sweet Granny was still alive so I could rub that magazine in her face and demand my millions of dollars that her bad “don’t take your pants off in front of all these people” advice probably cost me.

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    Ron Burgundy
    Commented on this photo:

    No idea who she is but I’d still hit it.
    I’m a sucker for long, black hair, a good pair of DSL’s and a pair of tittays that will fit in the palm of your hand.

  25. jen

    I love the way she says she’s “actually” a woman. As if we were all deeply convinced she was a man, and this is her proudly asserting herself against that belief for the first time.

  26. Ashley Tisdale Nude Photo
    Micky
    Commented on this photo:

    Tad classier than a sex tape butt I don’t think it will work.

  27. the captain

    let’s be sorry for her.
    ……..SHE IS AN AMERICAN.

    (they hate these sort of things)

    • The Critical Crassness

      Let’s be sorry for YOU, because that is the best comment you could come up with.
      Americans hate shitty commentary, too!

      • some dude

        Yeah, well at least she doesn’t hate RAZORS. And, she BATHES more than once a month, unlike your typical eurotrash slag.

  28. Pete

    Her ass won’t be so pretty after that chain smoking ogre Sean Penn gets his hands on it.

  29. The Listener

    I notice that whenever a young female actress transitions from child/adolescent character to adult characters the first thing she likes to do is get naked so everyone will know that she wants people to see her as a woman.
    I gotta admit that she looks really great naked and if it weren’t for the tattoo this could ALMOST be construed as art.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Listener, what makes you think it isn’t considered art because she has a tattoo. Tattoos are produced by tattoo artists, using the human body as a canvas. Hence this picture is art by association. To bad, you failed your Art Appreciation class.

      • some dude

        No, you’re the one who failed. Tats are not “art” by definition. In this case, definitely NOT. Hackneyed. Looks like a thousand others. And who gives a shit what it says? Art? Bitch, please.

    • Critical has the lowest possible bar set for “art” as you could possibly imagine.

      Those of us who actually enjoy art have higher standards than “anything a skank gets tattood on her crotch”

  30. Ashley Tisdale Nude Photo
    miguelito
    Commented on this photo:

    ugh she looks so plastic-surgeried

  31. slappy magoo

    When you have to tell people “I’m actually a woman,” mayyyyyyybeeeee you’re not quite a woman. Like when Fish tells people “I’m actually not a convicted sex offender.”

    • The Critical Crassness

      That isn’t a fair comparison since there is no record of Fish being convicted…charged maybe…but convicted, NO!

  32. Ashley Tisdale Nude Photo
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like someone took a hint and fixed her nose lol

  33. Smiley

    Well this begs the question – does anybody actually ever think about this girl…. ass or otherwise??

  34. Bec

    Yup, nothing says i’m an adult like “i know how to take my own clothes off now here’s my asscrack”

    As hot as these pics are i lost all respect for her. I thought she was better than this.

  35. Bec

    @The Critical Crassness You’re an idiot. The London Tipton thing was a joke! No shit she’s a fictional character who’s a teenager and rich and snooty and most likely a virgin. That was part of the joke, dipshit.

  36. Erica

    Butt?

  37. Ashley Tisdale Nude Photo
    The Ugly Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    If you’re starving yourself for male attention, getting nose-jobs and lame tattoos, I’m sorry, but you’re still a girl. You’re not a woman until people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams.

  38. Ashley Tisdale Nude Photo
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought she was still just a kid, but now I see that she’s permanently marked herself with a trite “inspirational” word with stars bubbling off the end. Welcome to adulthood, Ms. Tinsdale.

  39. Ashley Tisdale Nude Photo
    DHRYDER
    Commented on this photo:

    that face, wow. brown baggin it

  40. Mmmmm… tastefully shot butt crack.

    /Homer

  41. bahlder

    Posing nude is such a mature thing to do. It’s not childish at all to react to people talking about you(lol is she fucking serious) being young and then overreacting by pandering to the lowest common denominator and doing the most cliche and obvious thing possible. Nope not at all.

    • Even more childish is thinking you’re posing nude when you’re not showing anything to anyone. Nude means the public can see your naughty bits…if you have them covered, that’s exactly the same as having clothes on. that’s all clothes do after all.

  42. Gary B

    Only thing that can make Hellcats better is if Ashley and Aly have a scene where they gave into Sapphic Desires.

  43. tom

    yet her itty bitty titties say otherwise..

  44. jen

    it’s weird also that she has to clarify this…I guess it’s because she stuck with the disney thing for so long..but she’s the same age as me (25), so I don’t know why there is a perception that she’s the same as miley cyrus or selena gomez or whoever the kids like these days.

  45. ngames74

    Plastic surgery nightmares

  46. No, honey – you’re more of a pretty dude.
    Women have boobs.

  47. DKNY

    Worth a fuck or 3.

  48. Ashley Tisdale Nude Photo
    FRANK
    Commented on this photo:

    i don’t care what any of you say. I’d nail the hell outta her! she’s not Megan Fox gorgeous but she’s not Lady Caca ugly either! more importantly, her body is HOT!!

  49. tlcmk

    Ashey and Kaley are the two hottest in this issue. I’d do either in a heartbeat.

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