Ashley Tisdale & Claudia Romani In Bikinis:
The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 3.5.13

A large chunk of Photo Boy’s day is sifting through hundreds of photos for just the right shot of Prince Charles at a Swine Grooming Festival. Unfortunately, I don’t have time for that, but I do have time to stuff this post full of Ashley Tisdale and Claudia Romani’s asses in bikinis like a thick, juicy Italian sausage. Which was not a reference to Photo Boy’s penis or how I miss the way it glistens with just a touch of marinara. I don’t know where you come up with this stuff.

Seriously. It’s not healthy,

- The Superficial

Photos: GEVA MXMA/AKM-GSI, Splash News