Ashley Tisdale & Claudia Romani In Bikinis:
The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 3.5.13

March 5th, 2013 // 27 Comments

A large chunk of Photo Boy’s day is sifting through hundreds of photos for just the right shot of Prince Charles at a Swine Grooming Festival. Unfortunately, I don’t have time for that, but I do have time to stuff this post full of Ashley Tisdale and Claudia Romani‘s asses in bikinis like a thick, juicy Italian sausage. Which was not a reference to Photo Boy’s penis or how I miss the way it glistens with just a touch of marinara. I don’t know where you come up with this stuff.

Seriously. It’s not healthy,

- The Superficial

Photos: GEVA MXMA/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. Ashley Tisdale Bikini
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    Mexican Bruce Campbell likes what he sees.

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    Juch
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    Seeing her vadge through three Ichthys is appropriate, because Jesus I’d like to have sex with that.

  3. Ashley Tisdale Bikini
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    Wow, a life size piggy bank!

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    Toe Jam
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    My fingers smell like wiener.

  5. Cock Dr

    The shots of the swine grooming festival were probably pretty hot.
    Such a shame we have to miss out on that this week.

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    Cock Dr
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    That guy is nailing Disney cutie Ashley Tisdale?

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    Hu?
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    Yum

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    oldfool
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    Pipe wrench tattoo?

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    Minky Wail
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    Thank you, Hubble!

  10. Ashley Tisdale Bikini
    cc
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    Up until this picture, I was starting to feel a bit pessimistic.

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    cc
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    Is there a way he could look like more of a fucking twat? Anybody?

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    cc
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    I though that was David Arquette…doing something he might be able to do well.

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    Skeeter
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    I’d pay rent to live in her ass.

  14. Ashley Tisdale Bikini
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    Cabo San Lucas translates to “Hot Blonde Gringa with a Killer Ass.” I think.

  15. Ashley Tisdale Bikini
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    Now that’s a great picture.

  16. Ashley Tisdale Bikini
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    These girls with the goody-two-shoes image always wind up with the tattooed assholes. They’re not as good as they’d have you believe.

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    Weirdo
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    I’d eat that little round mound.

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    tlmck
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    Position A.

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    Martina
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    That ass is possibly the only reason for anyone to go to Cabo San Lucas

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    AWOL
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    Assley Picksdale

  21. mel

    she’s got a nice bum! but that’s it. her weird lookin nose/mouth combo ruins the whole package.

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    mark
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    Hey now!

  23. Ashley Tisdale Bikini
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    goddamn i wanna fuck ashley doggystyle so fucking bad hehe

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