A large chunk of Photo Boy’s day is sifting through hundreds of photos for just the right shot of Prince Charles at a Swine Grooming Festival. Unfortunately, I don’t have time for that, but I do have time to stuff this post full of Ashley Tisdale and Claudia Romani‘s asses in bikinis like a thick, juicy Italian sausage. Which was not a reference to Photo Boy’s penis or how I miss the way it glistens with just a touch of marinara. I don’t know where you come up with this stuff.
Seriously. It’s not healthy,
- The Superficial
Photos: GEVA MXMA/AKM-GSI, Splash News






































Mexican Bruce Campbell likes what he sees.
Seeing her vadge through three Ichthys is appropriate, because Jesus I’d like to have sex with that.
Wow, a life size piggy bank!
My fingers smell like wiener.
The shots of the swine grooming festival were probably pretty hot.
Such a shame we have to miss out on that this week.
That guy is nailing Disney cutie Ashley Tisdale?
Maybe he’s her dealer??
Yum
Pipe wrench tattoo?
Thank you, Hubble!
Up until this picture, I was starting to feel a bit pessimistic.
Is there a way he could look like more of a fucking twat? Anybody?
Noipe
he could be wearing an LMFAO shirt
I’m sure he will think of something.
I though that was David Arquette…doing something he might be able to do well.
I’d pay rent to live in her ass.
Cabo San Lucas translates to “Hot Blonde Gringa with a Killer Ass.” I think.
Now that’s a great picture.
These girls with the goody-two-shoes image always wind up with the tattooed assholes. They’re not as good as they’d have you believe.
I’d eat that little round mound.
Position A.
That ass is possibly the only reason for anyone to go to Cabo San Lucas
Assley Picksdale
she’s got a nice bum! but that’s it. her weird lookin nose/mouth combo ruins the whole package.
Hey now!
goddamn i wanna fuck ashley doggystyle so fucking bad hehe