Ashley Greene Wore This and Other News

July 29th, 2011 // 39 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Emma Stone talks about what will undoubtedly be the worst part of The Amazing Spider-Man. [Huffington Post]

- Pippa Middleton‘s ass is educational enough for TLC. [Dlisted]

- George Clooney handpicked Ryan Gosling for The Ides of March. [Lainey Gossip]

- Olivia Wilde has CGI nipples in The Change-Up. I want my country back. [FilmDrunk]

- Bikini Showdown: Kate Beckinsale vs. Never Stood A Chance Girl From Doritos Commercials That Mario Lopez Cheated On. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Paz de la Huerta drunkenly lays around to sell jeans. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Friday photobombs including a cock-sock AND Teen Mom Farah’s implants. [theCHIVE]

- This gets downward-dogged by John Krasinski. [Popoholic]

- Celebrity Couples Whose PR Firms Haven’t Deemed A Divorce Fashionable Yet [TooFab]

- Amy Winehouse‘s family believe she died from abstinence. No, really. [IDLYITW]

- Eli Roth‘s new Universal theme park sounds like the plot of some terrible horror movie. Wait. [Videogum]

- Jessica Alba is a tiger mom. Because she’s Asianish? [Celebslam]

- Harrison Ford has apparently starred in 40 movies which is odd because I only count three Star Wars and three Indiana Jones movies. (You heard me on that last one.) [BuzzFeed]

- The hot chicks of Crazy, Stupid, Love. that won’t make this movie any more bearable to watch. [Maxim]

- 2011 Lingerie Football League: Power Ranking the Top 10 Players [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Vivian

    Well with that body I would wear that too :)

  2. the one

    psssssssst: she got hairs in her arm & ON HER VAGINA, folks!!

  3. Turd Ferguson

    Hmm, delicious.

  4. You gotta be pretty damn hot to wear the curtains from a tween girl’s bedroom. Just saying.

  5. Donald Trump

    I’d like to take her behind the refrigerator!

  6. God is Black

    Brunettes rule! Sexy,cute smile……Healthy, petite not skinny body with no fake tan,botox nor tattoos……No hooker high heel shit but practical scandals….What’s not to like?

  7. Honkey

    I’d love to jump her! Get it?! You know… because she’s wearing a jumper…….. no…? No.. okay.

  8. oneone

    perfect girl

  9. Paul

    Those legs are deletable. Why is she famous?

  10. Ashley Greene Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Id ass rape her

  11. Clarence Beeks

    Great legs, but I can’t get past that obvious and horrible nose job.

  12. RichPort's Bloated Balls

    Meh, she’s kinda’ pretty, but not hot. File this under cruel but fair, she doesn’t look like she’s fit. She’s probably just getting by based on genetics, with minimal exercise, and a crappy diet. One person’s “natural” is another’s “heavy and soft”. C’est la vie.

    • “heavy” is definitely a crazy word to use. soft, probably fair. now i must ask…whats wrong with being soft? dudes are hard, girls are soft. not saying girls with “hard bodies” are gross but to a point it can be.

      • RichPort's Bloated Balls

        I used “heavy” in the context of a young piece of meat offered for consumption by the superficial crowd, but you are right, she’s certainly not heavy by current American standards. As for soft, I simply prefer fit, firm, and strong to soft, unconditioned, and weak. I run, work out, and take care of my body. Is it too much to ask that a girl who makes a living on her looks does the same?

  13. Jesus christ a fucking Pippa show? Thought you had to have a bazillion kids to even talk to TLC

  14. Ashley Greene Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    I have a sudden, throbbing craving for Trix cereal.

  15. cc

    That outfit isn’t skimpy enough, nor is it seethrough, therefore it is unsatisfactory.

  16. Ashley Greene Short Shorts
    Michelle's weave
    Commented on this photo:

    Man this chick is HOT!

  17. dude

    cute girl, cute outfit. she looks classy in that

  18. kyle

    she looks like a cunt, and dresses like she is desperate for attn.

  19. anonym

    she still has a flat ass

  20. See Alice

    She looks great . Nice summer outfit

  21. Ashley Greene Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    amazonic legs!

  22. medium rare


  23. Ashley Greene Short Shorts
    Duke Steele
    Commented on this photo:

    What?? No heels???

  24. Ashley Greene Short Shorts
    De Vo
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that is one nice pair of legs! I’ve seen it before young , hot ,talented with a good personality or any personality. Now study this picture close very close. Hidden by a traffic cone or maybe a gum wrapper. There’s a midget scientologist hiding waiting to make his move.
    God speed Ashley Greene

  25. Shooter

    I would jerk off on her legs.

  26. Ashley Greene Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t talk to me Kate Bosworth,
    until you look as fit as this.
    Ashley: please forgive me for that flood of very naughty thoughts about you.

  27. Duke

    I see a lot of picky guys, probly they have a lot going on for themselves. On the other hand I would fuck the shit out of this girl until my dick tore apart. Just saying.

  28. ok your not 12 anymore and your not cute.

  29. Dan

    Looks cute to me…

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