Good Morning, Ashley Greene Swimsuit Photos, And Other News

March 10th, 2014 // 16 Comments

- Johnny Depp lets Amber Heard drag him to her premieres. [Lainey Gossip]

- I’m pretty sure that dildo’s not big enough for Miley Cyrus anymore. [Dlisted]

- So maybe Florida isn’t all bad. [theCHIVE]

- Jennifer Lawrence didn’t want to bang Jared Leto. That explains all this. [Fishwrapper]

- Who the fuck is paying $1 million for Lindsay Lohan‘s memoirs? [The Frisky]

- Robin Thicke is done pretending he wants Paula Patton back. [tooFab]

- Jenna Pietersen‘s in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- And so is Catalina Otalvaro. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jim Carrey‘s banging a reality star. [Celebslam]

- Miranda Kerr in a Wonderbra, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Ashley Greene Swimsuit The Shangri La Suite Set
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    1950 called. It wants its swimsuit back.

  2. Every time I see or hear the latest “outrageous” Miley Cyrus moment, I feel like I’m in the middle of live-action, but boring, retelling of “The Aristocrats” joke.

  3. $1M for LiLo’s memoirs? That had better be contingent on her actually being able to remember something.

  4. Ashley Greene Swimsuit The Shangri La Suite Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. That suit does nothing for her. And by corollary, nothing for me.

  5. Ashley Greene Swimsuit The Shangri La Suite Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Caution: Wide Load

  6. Arlmlo Schlongfooster

    Ever wonder what Michael Jackson would look likes in a yellow unitard?

  7. Ashley Greene Swimsuit The Shangri La Suite Set
    Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me or does that look like it would stink to high heaven. The seaweed mounds not the lady one.

  8. Ashley Greene Swimsuit The Shangri La Suite Set
    Tiggles
    Commented on this photo:

    Does Taylor Swift have a swimsuit line out?

  9. Ashley Greene Swimsuit The Shangri La Suite Set
    beaver eater
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you smell that? That my dear was a queef.

  10. Ashley Greene Swimsuit The Shangri La Suite Set
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    That swimsuit was in style when her character from Twilight was born.

  11. anonym

    sad. God cursed her with a square figure.
    no hips, wide back, and flat ass.

    Even her face looks a bit tranny here.

  12. cc

    That’s not how you get rid of crabs honey.

  13. Ashley Greene Swimsuit The Shangri La Suite Set
    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    weird body shape. big shoulders, no hips. skinny legs. :(

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