Ashley Greene is Leggy and Other News

August 19th, 2010 // 57 Comments

- Miranda Kerr confirms she’s four months pregnant and Orlando Bloom is an asshole. (Implied.) [Popeater]

- Whitney Port’s going to be airbrushed for Maxim. [Whitney Port]

- Macaulay Culkin is going to be 30. — God, I hate being old. [Lainey Gossip]

- Blake Lively is see-throughish. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Montana Fishburne is really trying to become Kim Kardashian. [Dlisted]

- Vanessa Hudgens is also see-throughish. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Christina Hendricks and the Bunion of- OHGODDONTLETITGETME! [IDLYITW]

- Courtney Love’s Tweets to Frances Bean [BuzzFeed]

- Fred Armisen gets a surprising amount of ass. [The Fab Life]

- Chelsea Handler is hosting the VMAs. [Hollywood Life]

- Jennifer Lopez is an awesome employer. [The Blemish]

- Elizabeth Hurley upskirt time. [Egotastic]

- Britney Spears’ weave is still out there. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Stringer Bell gets Upscale. [Bossip]

- Shakira has a butt crack. Good to know. [ICYDK]

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  1. Ashley Greene
    Pl0ie
    Commented on this photo:

    I was gonna go to movie tonight but after seeing this I have scheduled a beef cranking session instead.

  2. Mr. Nice Guy

    Not Special

  3. Ashley Greene
    Drundel
    Commented on this photo:

    God I love those legs.

  4. flag

    Hudgeons is a fat little pig.

    But Ms. Greene is fine, oh yes.

    • CARLO

      Love them both. Hudgeons is tiny but she looks incredible in a Bikini. And these legs…I hate chicken legs but I love these. Would suck the meat off of these babies. Can you imagine those toned legs wrapped around your ears while you taste the sweet sweet young vagina? mmmmmmmmmmmm I would pay!!!!

  5. Brandi

    I know thesuperficial.com has many readers and I know the writer(s) will not care for my opinion, but I will say it anyway….

    This site is awful. There was a time when the writer was witty, hilarious, respectable, and actually a reliable source for information. Yes, I understand this IS a gossip site, so who cares? But, I’m still sad to see such an awesome site go down hill. WHOEVER is currently writing for the site is just trash. The “humor” is rare and I’m SO fucking sick of the Kelly Brook posts. Some dumb slut that does NOTHING. I don’t even know who the fuck she is?? The revamp of the site is an inconvenience and tacky. If the current writer could hire someone with experience in HTML, flash, JAVA, and CSS, instead of wasting their time with posts about random naked women and ugly photos of The Jersey Shore (which I find ironic that the writer has a lot of shit to say about them, but yet, every single day there is a boring post about one of the cast members), then maybe the site would be attractive.

    There are MANY better gossip sites out there, so now is not the time to half-ass this site. I will be getting my celeb gossip elsewhere where they actually, oh I don’t know, talk about celebrity news!

    Well it was a fun ride. Goodbye.

    • bob

      agree, the writers are shit and not funny

    • The Only Hetero in this Joint

      You stupid half wit – You must be an absolute moron if you had a perception of this site as a “gossip site” – this site is absolutely delivered fresh each day to my browser EXACTLY as it is intended to be: A rollicking take on the absolute absurdity of celebrity culture and all the implied moron behavior that follows…..

      Our congenial (Or is that congenital…?) has both a sharp eye for talent (More Kelly Brook boobies please!) and a great writing style. I get exactly what I come here for. Good crisp commentary on A, B, C and D list numbnuts who think their worldview actually counts for something or that spending a day on set getting pampered by 3 assistants somehow qualifies as “worK”….

      By the way: I always love – LOVE! – the grand pronouncements of disgust in a poster’s farewell to the troops editorials. Two words for ya BULL & SHIT. You’re still here and still steamed that nothing you write EVER gets noticed by other posters. (My reply is a parting gift!)

      Celebrity news. Jesus. Do you read your own shit? Who gives a crap about ‘celebrity news’? By definition it is absolutely worthless. Want celebrity news? Read a %#^#&# Star magazine and then use it to wipe your ass.

      Congrats: YOU are now more annoying than Cock Doc.

      • Cock Dr

        Aw, you’re just mad cuz I implied you’re a gay fag on another post. I was just funning. I’m sure that you have huge genitalia, sound teeth & impressive abs. Really.
        Brandi! Don’t leave without taking the crown of annoyance!

      • bob

        The irony of you speaking of half-wits is too great to comment on.

    • Marco

      This is not really a celeb gossip site, Brandi. It’s more a site to make fun of celebs and perhaps make fun of celeb gossip sites. Oh yea, and titties, lots of titties!

      Perhaps the writing has gotten less witty in the last few years, but at least they show the titties.

      • The Only Hetero in this Joint

        Thanks for the commnetary on my huge genitalia – as a Cock Doc I’m assuming you’ve put more than your share between your cheek and gums and can now measure size blind folded.

        Glory Holes laugh at you.

      • Hetero Female

        Please stop showing tities on this site!
        Thank you!

        With love,
        Hetero Female
        p.s. I will be willing to be your sex slave for life if you stop showing tities on here.

    • I love celebrity shit talking -it’s fuuuun :)

      • foo

        I would like to know which sites the complainer is abandoning THIS site for. I’ve been looking for a better site lately as well. What happened to fish’s voice? Did he hire his girlfriend to write for him or some such noneshit?

    • Deacon Jones

      Brandi,

      I read on here you’re a fat cunt. Any truth to that rumor?

  6. Marcus

    I like it.

  7. Typical

    Miranda Kerr is a slut like most foreigners. She sleeps with guys before marriage. Then like a typical whore she rushed into marriage to save any dignity she might have left. Well Miranda it’s too late. You have already revealed yourself to be a tramp with no morals.

    It goes like this:

    Asian Women: Smart, classy, and feminine
    White Women: sluts
    Mexican Women: brown peasants
    Black Women: beastly savages
    Indian Women: smelly and hairy
    Jew Women: big nosed losers
    Arab Women: same as Jews and Indians
    American women: shallow, dumb, and trashy

    • Cock Dr

      Your stepdad is going to take away your computer access if you don’t clean your room.
      Asshole.
      Why the hell are you even posting here about Miranda Kerr? Do you even read the post before typing your crazy trash?

      • The Only Hetero in this Joint

        Cock Doc –
        If YOU keep posting will your Stepdad take away his cock?

      • Tito

        Euhhhhh….. you are the one not reading the post, dear.
        It mentions a link to Moronda Kerr being preggers….. and by the way he’s right to say that she’s a slut. Everybody who knows her personally know that she’s been in more laps than a napkin.

    • Lady

      Yeah, Bai Ling and Tila Tequila are so damn classy. Good point, Typical!

      • Typical

        Those are not real Asians. They are Americanized whores. They have been corrupted by black culture and the American men they date. Real Asians are the opposite of them. Real Asians are more educated and classy than all those other slutty and barbaric races. No wonder why all your men want us and not you. Wesely Snipes, Woody Harrelson, billionare Rupert Murdoch, and Les Moonves all date Asians. How do you feel about that?

      • Deacon Jones

        I think I want to fuck the bitchiness out of you.

        But I agree with the Indian generalization…and they’re very demanding as well, the American ones

    • Rough sexy

      lol Wow. What a list! It might be as relevant as Schindler’s…

      By the way here’s a list of fat chicks I would bang.

      Jessica Simpson: would not initiate
      Cheryl Burke: not sure whats her weight status is (would not initiate)
      Rachel Ray: would not initiate
      Hillary Duff: would not initiate
      Jennifer Love Hewitt: would not initiate

      How would this bang? happen if I don’t initiate? no one knows…

      • Bunny

        Haa Shut Up Typical… ugh you smell like fish. I can’t stand the salmon runs of all of you at the clubs. So ugly and so desperate for rich, white men. They might like to fuck you, because you have the bodies of 12 year olds, but your usually ugly so the white guys don’t want to have your babies. You KNOW that’s the truth so get lost. Sorry, but white chicks of America have HAD it with you chinkies.

        And hey I gotta give myself props! I told you all WEEKS ago that Miranda Kerr was pregnant. My ‘insider’ at VS told me so…. AND there’s another one there too that’s the preggers…..

    • Vito

      I think you may be right about one thing: Asian women…

      In fact I love it when those “classy” cum buckets let a dozen guys cum in their mouths, all over their faces, and then follow it up drinking a beeker full of semen. Now THAT’S class. And very smart, too, as I understand that drinking 300 liters of sperm can boost a woman’s I.Q. by as much as .02%. Using those numbers it’s no wonder Asian women swallow so much jizz. Eventually their intelligence may become measurable. Just don’t let them breathe on you.

      I will admit, however, that Asian women are incredibly beautiful. Except most of them have flat asses.

  8. Lady

    So, I’m not hatin on Ashley Greene or anything, but has anyone else every noticed how manly her torso is? It doesn’t even look like it matches her body, or belongs on a woman at all. :(

  9. Yer Mom

    She reminds me of a less attractive Sarah Michelle Gellar

  10. Ashley Greene
    RoniMikey
    Commented on this photo:

    I agree,might be the best legs in showbiz right now.

  11. Ashley Greene
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    holy shit, those are amazing!!!

  12. Ashley Greene
    Kristin
    Commented on this photo:

    best legs ive seen in a while. shapely and thin, without looking like she just came out of auschwitz

  13. Herman Bumfudle

    wow! and i like that tight little butt too!

  14. captain america

    next time: LEASE A WHEELCHAIR.

  15. king gibson

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    her skin has been softened…what a load of f*cking $h!t

  16. Ashley Greene
    eline
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus those are some thick, muscular legs. YUCK!

  17. Ashley Greene
    Steve
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you kidding? Those are some manly stems right there. learn to walk in your shoes bitch

  18. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

    SHE IS AWFULLY BOXY PLUS HELLO ASHELY GREENE IS A LESBIAN

  19. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

    GREAT HAIR!

    BUT A TRAILER PARK STRIPPER FACE DEF A SLUT

  20. jade

    no yuck,its kristen she have a beautifull legs no lines or something and flawless

  21. Ashley Greene
    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    aw. in the thumbnail i thought she was giving someone the finger. disappointed.

  22. Ashley Greene
    Kristin
    Commented on this photo:

    im bringing this pic with me to the plastic surgeon. thanks fish

  23. D-MAN

    I’d fuck Ashley Greene Hard n Long!!!

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